vanfullofretards Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 http://www.channel3000.com/news/Woman-finds-pile-of-cash-in-snow/-/1648/18128740/-/6qcp5vz/-/index.html MADISON, Wis. - A 43-year-old Madison woman discovered a significant amount of cash spread out in the snow as she was walking to work Monday morning on the city's near east side. The woman was walking in the 1800 block of East Johnson Street when a large denomination bill just off the sidewalk caught her eye. At first she thought this was her lucky day, and then she noticed there were more bills, lots of bills, in the snow near the sidewalk, and she figured she had better call police, according to a Madison Police Department incident report. Madison police said the bills have been inspected and have been determined to be legitimate and in good condition. The exact amount of money found is not being released, "but suffice to say it is significant," Madison police said the incident report. Police said how the bills came to be spread about in the snow is not known, as there were no other clues found -- just the cash. WHY? WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD YOU CALL THE COPS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted January 15, 2013 Author Share Posted January 15, 2013 This is probably why she is a walking to work, because she is a dumbass. Only dumbasses hand over free money to the police. YESMAD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thirdworlds Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Women.. Smh 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 i've literally waited my whole life to find a pile of cash somewhere. i've looked in every crawl space and attic in every place i've moved into, hoping to find something. i figure in Texas these mexicans that throw sheet rock for a living and sell coke on the side would stash some in their walls or SOMETHING. but no. whata stupid bitch. EDIT; prop power level test: +6 tic tacs on a newbie 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 from the comments... Rita Kaja · - Good citizen indeed! I hope she gets to keep the cash if no one claims it! Reply · 5 · · about an hour ago even if someone did come forward..how you gonna prove its yours?? WHAT A DUMB LADY. SHE WAS PROBABLY WHITE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 yeah prolly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 When i was 12, my friends and i wer eplaying behinde our apartment building and a 100$ bill flew by, so we got it an dlooked around....found around $600! /coolstorybro dumb woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I have found 20 dollar bills three times, and each was a damn blessing. Once outside the corner store, once sitting in the tray of an ATM at CVS, and once in a major train station. These incidents have stuck with me. They have made me who I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 40 bucks at the liquor store when i was 10 13 bucks under the cafeteria table freshman year 20 bucks in the hallway sophmore year random dollar bills at various times also dropped 40 bucks somewhere in ny fuck who found it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 This dude found $13K and a iPad http://m.nbcmiami.com/nbcmiami/pm_108215/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=9la4mlV2 His reward.... Wait for it... Sixty bucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Theft by finding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 ballin so hard you call city workers to move c notes outta yer path is the shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 This dude found $13K and a iPad http://m.nbcmiami.com/nbcmiami/pm_108215/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=9la4mlV2 His reward.... Wait for it... Sixty bucks So they didn't stress dude for having 13k stashed inside his ipad case? Also dude got a paid week vacation and a $600+ bonus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I always find money. Always. I found an iphone in a taxi when the 4s was just released. I then went to dinner after trying to go to a mac store, and return it but it was late enough in the evening for them to be closed. Anyway at dinner they finally call the phone, I tell them I'm at dinner with a friend and my location. Dude comes to the restaurant takes his phone and goes. doesn't even offer to buy dinner. Just a few thank youz. Mind you the phone was laser etched by nike and the guy was some mega successful designer from portland here on business worked exclusively for nike dressed crazy rich. No it wasn't tinker hatfield but go figure. -Fucking jews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 So they didn't stress dude for having 13k stashed inside his ipad case? Also dude got a paid week vacation and a $600+ bonus He got 60 bucks from the dude who lost the money. The city and his company gave him said vacation and doe for being a good Samaritan. That -Fucking jews. Gave $60. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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InfraRed Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I can't believe how little some people find money. Thinking of all the coins included, I've probably picked up well over $1000, including $52 out of a garbage can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amitsharma Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 She wont get any penny of the money...the police will keep all and she is really dumb that she called police.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 the first thing that comes to mind is to ask why you were digging around in a garbage can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 the first thing that comes to mind is to ask why you were digging around in a garbage can. You'd be surprised at what people throw out. Among other things I've found money, drugs, art supplies, laptops...those are things I think most 12 ozers can get down with. I'm guessing I've found slightly more cash than I've lost in my life. Had a few $100 comeups, best ever was $160 in an old backpack at a thrift store. All kinds of smaller finds here and there. I used to be really bad at stuffing wads of cash in random pockets when I'd get change while drunk and dropping 10s and 20s...then a friend told me that since I wear my shoes loose to stuff my money there under my foot. Hasn't been an issue since. One of my friends found $16K in a lockbox back in the early 90s...he bought some property and found it on his land. Styled everyone out and restored his car with it. Some other friends were cleaning out a house they wanted to squat that turned out to be a trap...they found something like three grand in loose cash, dope and jewelry. But to answer the original question- I probably would have scooped up the cash and kept it moving but that's me. Maybe she's a Christer or subnormal...who knows what motivates people to do what they do. I wonder how she feels right about now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 You'd be surprised at what people throw out. Among other things I've found money, drugs, art supplies, laptops...those are things I think most 12 ozers can get down with. I found a pack of smokes sitting on top of a dumpster a few years back, being broke, homeless and fiending at the time it was the best thing in the world. closest I've ever come to a decent come up from trash. no doubt in my mind I would keep the loot, no idea what was going through her head when she decided to hand that in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I was at a bank on market street once and found six grand in cash on the ground...started to walk away when some old lady came outside freaking out and crying with a cop, going..."oh my god I just dropped six thousand dollars..." Needless to say...I gave it to her. No reward, but it was a dash of good karma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 once there's a human face to it, it's much harder to take a large amount of cash from someone. at least for me anyway. I couldn't take $20 I saw falling out of someone's pocket let alone walking away with a grandma's 6k. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 why the hell would you offer him 200 bucks anyways? must be ballin outta control. i wouldn't have mentioned money and when he brought it back i would've slipped him a 10 spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 HAHA! that was Halloween right? i never find money, but one time i was driving my brother in law's car, ran out of gas due to a non working gas meter, had to walk to the exit on the parkway, BAM full bottle of vicodin someone must have thrown out of their car. or someone else threw out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 why would she.. damn most ive ever found is 20 bucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I went to an atm to withdraw some cash and the guy before me walked away leaving at least $140 chillin in the machine. I grabbed it, ran after him and handed it over. He didn't offer me anything, just thanked me a bunch of times. I'm trying to build my karma back up, my scumbag teenage self would have kept it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Since i was a little kid I've been waiting to find a briefcase full of money, a la dumb and dumber. That woman is insane for not keeping that money. Dumbest thing she could have done. it's a recession, finder's keepers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 While I probably would have kept the money in that situation and not told anyone, I can understand her actions. If I was 43, financially stable, and living a decent life, I probably wouldn't want to risk potentially getting caught up in some sort of terrible situation as a result of finding and taking a grip of money that more than likely came from illegal means. Getting merked by some meth heads over a few grand wouldn't be the best look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Ok so about ten years ago I'm walking to my boys house so we can go drink. I stumble across this backpack sitting on a stoop. In it was a nice camera and a bunch of lenses. Pick it up walk to my boys house, we start drinking and open the backpack. Pack of kamel reds light, a nice bubblier, and about an slice on some nice indoors along with over a grand in camera gear. Also in there is a test with this chicks name on it. I decide to do the right thing, go online and try to look up this chick, come up with nothing. me and my boy spend about 3 hours drunk in the middle of the night calling all the people with her last name in the phonebook before we finally reach her parents. Her parents live out in the burbs and are completely amazed we are trying to return her camera and went through all this trouble to track her down. i give them my number and tell her she can call me and I'm fairly close to where I found it. We smoked a bunch of the weed and all the cigs that night. Next morning chick calls me up, comes over to pick up her bag in between classes. She is so thankful she ends up giving both of us dome and kicking down the bubblier to us. Me and my boy both smashed a couple times after that. Chick was cute too this petite blonde chick with nice a rack that could deepthroat. Probably my best experience finding something and returning it to the rightful owner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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