Decyferon Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 He probably checked this thread and decided he has found a new internet home on POF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 I had something like this happen a while back, was chatting to this girl online, saw her on cam etc didn't seem too bad, just a bit of a porker. So one day I am bored and she messages me saying she is in my town (she doesn't live far from my town) so I decide Fuck it, got nothing better to do. So I am sat waiting for her to turn up and I know she is a bigger girl but I didn't expect a fucking Weebel wobbling down the street eating a bag of chips, even then I thought hah this might be funny so we go to get bus station to go back to hers. I am sat there just begging no one I know sees me, and she is talking to me trying to be flirty and all I can do is look at her and think fuck you got some downs in there somewhere. It got to the point the coach was about to arrive and I say I am just going to the toilet and straight ran out the bus station and never looked back. She texted me and I just ignored it. Probably didn't help her self confidence but I don't think even with the help of drugs I coulda smashed! Not as funny as Fist's story but I can understand his shame! LOL this is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 i'm glad i've never been left anywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 Years ago I did an East Coast road trip with a couple friends, one of my friends who didn't go had been talking to this girl in mass for years, she seemed cool and together, i'd talked to her a couple times so i called her when we were out there and went to meet up with her. as i pull into the decided lot i see a walking manatee with her face, and i just kept on driving. neither me nor my friend have spoken to her since. she was pushing 250, maybe 300 pounds. i had seen a few pics and she was real cute, but clearly we'd been duped by a SIF lord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 been messing with a few girls on here.. NYE I met up with this one I knew. She was with hr friend and we went to this warehouse party. I should add that they are from a small town outside of my city. I realized they were kinda lame and left them at the party. Another one is a stage 5 clinger so I kinda stopped talking to her other than a booty call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 wobbling down the street eating a bag of chips, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 CHEER UP FIST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 this guys scandal is just down right retarded. and i can't see the point behind the volume of attention it's gotten. not sure if whole point of attention or......idfk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 was thoroughly disgusted because it was so well written. Gross dude, I hope this brings back some old memories for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 2, 2013 Author Share Posted May 2, 2013 Thanks dude. I'm glad I could pass a bit of the trauma along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 this thread is gold! how did i miss this?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 8, 2013 Author Share Posted November 8, 2013 Random bump for noobs. I just put this into I Write Like... and got Chuck Pahlahniuk. I don't like that guy so I'm a bit disappointed in myself. Maybe its the content... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 I come i here for the first time in years to not only find a pretty hilarious thread (fist im disappointed in you homie, but im glad you provided laughs at your expense) but fist and calig are mods wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 I need to get on POF again, having a girlfriend can be a drag on the sex game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 Oh man, digging this gold up out of the deep recesses of CH0. Might as well squeeze a little more lolz out of dues @Fist 666 paid for them. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 26, 2019 Author Share Posted July 26, 2019 Lol, thanks @misteraven. Working through traumatic events like these are what makes the community strong. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 Unsure how I managed to miss this one back in the day. Realizing I missed a ton of good stuff somehow. Crazy thing is that now I'm tracking most stuff through the activity feed (though the view I have it set for are to show threads I follow) and since things picked up last week, actually having a little trouble keeping up with it. Amazing to see the forum starting to wake up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 Fist we need a new story like the old story but with the years more experience you have now. If you hit the streets and come back with some more non-fiction gold for us then you will be adorned with our gratitude for being a hero. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 Fist 2019 ...as I peeled off her Depends she smelled more of piss than vinegar....... 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 On 12/7/2012 at 1:03 AM, Fist 666 said: 12oz, i am ashamed. i think i just did the grossest thing i've ever done. mother of 3. lives in the trailer park not far from my place. as her shirt came up i could feel all the stretch marks like cracked concrete on her side. i started to smirk thinking this will make a funny story, she thought i was aroused. i led her to my room. we strip. I think about taking my glasses off (i'm nearsighted) so I can pretend I'm elsewhere. I knew what i was doing was not good. and it kept getting worse. she smelled like trailer (i've lived in parks, i know). that mix of papa john's garlic sauce and cigarette smoke with hint of litter box in the finish. I've hogged before. sober. I've whaled and made it out okay. I'll make this too but its all wrong. all wrong. her bra was one of those super stuffed ones. she says, "my bra is a bit deceiving but no one has ever been disappointed." she lost 4 cup sizes to reveal gnarly near-pancakes with oversized aereolas. leopard print too. stupid. its truly amazing what a pair of jeans can hold in place. pudding in human shape. stretch marked pudding in human shape. pudding thats been exposed to air and gets that cracked film across it from drying. ugh. mud in national geographic films that dries in the summer droughts. she got under the covers. we made out and i tried to be somewhere else while i fingered her. i've never felt like i could outright fist someone without lube and yellow kitchen gloves. i didn't. i asked what she wanted. "you. is that okay?" i put on a condom and push her knees to her chest. her fat leaks out to her sides. she looks like a hot water bottle leftover from the 70s. but gross pale white, like white walled tires discarded in arizona desert dumps, cracked, yellowed and faded under an unforgiving sun. a tulip's wilted stalk after an early freeze, turgor pressure gone, cells burst, only an exterior membrane holding a memory of what nature had intended. as i push into her i feel the stubble on her calves and inner thigh rub my side. "what am i doing?" i think, she says, "tell me when you're going to cum." i fuck for a few minutes. I slip out a few times. she's smiling, moaning. i can smell her. i flip her over. roll really. there is no muscle in her pudgy ass. the cheeks flap apart like old flags in a wind storm as she moves to be face down. her butt hole looks ravaged. i grab her shoulder and force my dick back into her. my penis didn't want to play and after 5 minutes of boning my dick decided game-over. i pushed rope as long as i could but that marsupial flap of belly evilT mentioned, the in-grown vagina hair (if you're chubby why bother with a landing strip?), the stretchmark sun rays emanating from her nipples, the backne i'd felt grate my fingertips as i'd undone her obscenely deceiving bra... i tell her its done. "it is not going to happen." she points to her face, "come up here for a minute." i'm about 1/2 mast. she has a tongue ring. haven't had that since high school. "this might work," i think she sucks. i get maybe to 3/4. if my dick had wanted to play i could have rough-face-fucked for all she was worth. she was into it. i couldn't get my mind back in the game. the funny-story-game, that is. or the boner game. she had a few white heads on her face that were pissing me off. i lay down beside her, she kind of rolls over and grabs her pants/panties pile and pulls them on together. "i guess i should get back to my kids..." "yeah probably that would be the right thing to do." "k..." i walk her to the door. i notice that my porchlight is a joke, it doesn't really light shit beyond the front step. she says, "i'll see you around." "yeah." 5 minutes passes. she texts, "question. might be dumb. have to ask and want an honest answer. was it me?" "i don't know." i don't want to be a dick to her. i'm not angry yet, still recoiled into a dark place i haven't been in years. "its ok if it was. just wondering. sorry if i didn't seem to be what you expected." "k" its all too much. i need to shower. i washed my hands but i can still smell her as i type. i need a shower beer and a shower. goodnight 12oz. TLDR: i fucked a trailer park mother of 3 and gave you guys the details of shame. now i'm going to shower. I think about this story like once every 6 months btw 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 1 hour ago, +plus+ said: I think about this story like once every 6 months btw Because you want to be in this situation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 Who knows, sometimes I like to imagine what my low would be? What is my rock bottom? How drunk or desperate would I have to be to even attempt something this gnarly. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 26, 2019 Author Share Posted July 26, 2019 Ouch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 21 minutes ago, Fist 666 said: Ouch. It was kind of an underhanded dig on you life low point. Lolz for the rest of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 Its okay you survived, and we all learned something i think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 Is it me or did a bunch of comments get deleted out of the tail end of this thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 Look on the bright side Fist.. your low point is the same as my high. A friend of mine calls women like this "swamp donkeys"... and he's been using that term BEFORE the first Shrek movie came out. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 21 hours ago, misteraven said: Is it me or did a bunch of comments get deleted out of the tail end of this thread? They got hitched. Gotta clean up the evidence ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 I’d never read that story until now. Woooowwww ??? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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