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Fist 666, December 5, 2012 in Style
Yes, i have a beard. Every man should.
My homie Myk is on beard wars
Between this, and the stick and poke thread.... I've learned a few things about the Oontz regulars.
I need to stay clean shaven for my respirator at work but 5 out of 7 days of the week I have solid stubble and a white trash looking Frank Zappa stache + soul patch/flavor saver/french tickler/womb broom combo.
Usually grow as best a beard as I can when I travel for work. A couple weeks isn't enough time to get anything solid though.
Do any of you have recommendations on moustache waxes?
I've trimmed mine down to a goatee and the moustache is coming in much stronger and heterosexualer than i anticipated. i've started combing and training it, but i think wax is the correct next step in this journey.
at dinner recently one friend accused me of 'looking like a poet' while another friend immediately defended me saying, "fuck that, he looks like a racist"
I've decided I'm going to stick it out until I have a solid handlebar then decide if i'm going to keep it as a regular thing, or just for the winter.
I'm looking at clubman neutral wax, it seems to be a pretty standard/strong reviewed product.
I just started using Clubman Neutral and it works pretty well. A friend of mine bought it as a gag gift for me last Christmas. I didn't really like it at first. I was using pomade but that shit is expensive and a bit too greasy.
As my moustache and beard got to be long and out of control, I started using the Clubman out of necessity. I got used to the smell and got better about combing it in. The smell is definitely not something my wife digs, but who cares what she thinks. It keeps my moustache out of my mouth when I'm eating. Usually I trim my moustache, but I decided that I wasn't going to shave or trim a goddamn thing until my son was born. I want that little fucker to see what a real man looks like when he comes out of my wife's vagina.
I want that little fucker to see what a real man looks like when he comes out of my wife's vagina.
got wax yesterday. i can put a decent curl on the moustache, but i'll give it another month before i wear it in public. the wax is nice though to be able to brush it to the side and have it stay off my lips/out of my mouth.
beard/barber culture is weird.
i collect old straight razors and barber clippers. my grandpa was a barber.
i've considered shaving as of late. i'm doing some bridal shows next month for my catering business. though we book 75% of our consultations, there's that 25% we don't book and i can almost guarantee there's a percentage of those that are due to my beard.
sue possible clients for discrimination
Been growing a beard for about a month, now everywhere I look it seems like dudes have beards. Trends are funny, and yea "beard culture" at least as I understand it from my internet browsing is a bit weird, if by weird you mean firmly steeped in homosexual overtones.
haha, yeah a bit. the NW is pretty beardy anyway, but your town and others are pretty full of them.
but yeah, there's a real big-gay-bear-in-denial thing that goes on sometimes/often.
its like girls telling their ugly friends how good they look...
I almost always have facial hair of some kind or another. At one point a few years ago I rocked a braided beard that was down past my shoulders before I got drunk and let this chick cut it. Needless to say I don't talk to her anymore. I got this issue with shaving though where when I shave I get the worst razor bumps from it. I literally end up in horrible pain for multiple days after and practically want to rip my face off/ Yes I know how to shave its a genetic thing.
It's because he's a Klingon/Tongan hybrid.
I shaved a month ago and it's growing in even more grey than before. This is awesome....I've been reading a lot of Bukowski lately, though. Turns out we had the same build and he did okay as an old dude. Now I just need to start writing.
what happened to the old thread? anyway I keep my chin hair at at 2 clipper setting and my beard pretty close shaven.
ive had a beard for 10-11 years i guess. varying lengths from halfway down my chest to where it is right now maybe an inch long. i let it grow for 3 1/2 years and it got gnarly. then i shaved it off completely and looked like a fucking weirdo. a lof of dudes seem pretty into beards right now. foine by me. mines better toys.
yes to beards/facial hair...
the little lady likes it too, she doesn't like the clean shaven look, so now I dont shave.
however with business and tradeshows, Im lucky because being a lumberman means beards and chainsaws are regular shit.
What the hell is that faggotry above me?
the product of a society where hate crimes are considered "bad"
Hahaha look at that fag.
the fuck is that?!?!
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