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sorry i was propping those faggots to check my oontz power.

 

i think i am the gassiest (most gassy?) i have ever been. its fucking nuts. chics at the bar are going to get crop dusted tonight.

 

duct tape a garden hose to your back with your anus kind of directly attached to it,

let the nozzle of the garden hose run under your arm pit and let it blow the air out your shirt, proceed to gently breath the stink with your nose to your conversation partner.

your social status will be compromised, but you can comfort yourself in the face that your victim/involuntary sex partner had the pleasure of visions of your bubbling intestines.

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Maaaan. This bitch. 'I'll wait for you' 'I'm yours'

No your not.

Dont trust em'. No no no.

Things got good. Real good.

I thought she was different.

Her phones cut off. Little does she know her best friends on my insta gram.

Your a slut.

Not even going to follow up.

I'm just strait done with this whore.

I'll let her wonder.

Time to slay authentic vag. Plow plow plow.

 

Lost love.

Let me have it oonze

 

Shit sucks bro, if that nonsense happened to me I'd get her dumbass back eventually somehow. If you dated the girl for any amount of time worth that would warrant you being upset over this loss you should have some crucial info to exploit. Wait patiently my son, the long game is most valuable here, forget your feelings for her and just wait for an opportunity to ruin her life.

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My brother was with this broad recently who got real emotion afterwards and told him that he'd been her 35th and that she didn't know how she'd gotten so many

 

He calmly told her, "oh probably 1 or 2 at a time."

 

Then came tears.

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Maaaan. This bitch. 'I'll wait for you' 'I'm yours'

No your not.

Dont trust em'. No no no.

Things got good. Real good.

I thought she was different.

Her phones cut off. Little does she know her best friends on my insta gram.

Your a slut.

Not even going to follow up.

I'm just strait done with this whore.

I'll let her wonder.

Time to slay authentic vag. Plow plow plow.

 

Lost love.

Let me have it oonze

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcaP7RBz9-s

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Shit sucks bro, if that nonsense happened to me I'd get her dumbass back eventually somehow. If you dated the girl for any amount of time worth that would warrant you being upset over this loss you should have some crucial info to exploit. Wait patiently my son, the long game is most valuable here, forget your feelings for her and just wait for an opportunity to ruin her life.

 

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