The joke thread

[Guest]

THE JOKE OF THE CENTURY:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is behind your zipper

[Pet]

It would had been really really cool if the introduction would had been on the first and the punchline on the second page

[shai]

Three very old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first old man, “What is three times three?”

 

“Two hundred and seventy-four,” was his reply.

 

The doctor says to the second man, “It's your turn. What is three times three?”

 

“Tuesday,” replies the second old man.

 

The doctor says to the third man, “Okay, your turn. What's three times three?”

 

“Nine,” says the third man.

 

“That's great,” says the doctor. “How did you come up with that?”

 

The third man says, “Simple: I just subtracted 274 from Tuesday.”

[shai]

Have you seen Helen Keller's new dress?

 

She hasn't, either.

[McLovin]

A young boy and his father were in a store when they walked past a rack of condoms. Being a curious young lad, the boy asked his father, "What are these things daddy?" His dad said, "Condoms son." The boy asked, "Why do they come in packs of 1,3, and 12?" The dad replied, "The packs with one are for the high school boys, one for Saturday night, the ones with three are for the college boys, one for Friday, Saturday and Sunday, and the ones with twelve in them are for the married men, one for January, one for February, one for March...."

 

 

 

... I thinks there's a joke thread somewhere around here. the inappropriate joke thread or something like that

[fictionator]

why don't blind people go bungee jumping ?

 

because it scares the shit out of the dog.