Illuminati Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Yo whats up with some funny jokes? I know everyone likes to laugh so post up whatever jokes you think are funny. Heres a few to get it rolling As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothes and asks, "is there someone on this plan who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!" A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says “But sir, its just a sperm bank!”, “I don’t care, open it now!” he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says “Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!”, she looks at him “BUT, they are sperm samples?” , “DO IT!”. So the nurse sucks it back. “That one there, drink that one as well.”, so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, “See honey – its not that hard.” A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.' My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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