injury Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 free toiletseat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Dam man finish the story already? I am sitting here with my dick in my hand waiting for the sexy part Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 This thread delivered a whole serving of zero and I really Enjoyed it as much as anyone couldn't. Was this a love story about soaping up a cast iron skillet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 tits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Whos says 'bingo'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friend of The Devil Posted November 16, 2012 Author Share Posted November 16, 2012 It was a cool autumn New England night, so we were unable to eat on the patio of the bistro. We sat inside near the window and I had the chicken cacciatore. The gal, who i learned that night is named Nancy had the caesar salad with grilled chicken. We split a bottle of Merlot 1993 that was made in Chile, nothing too exquisite for 1998 and then had the most exquisite Chocolate Mousse cake for desert. The rest of the night was a haze, but I woke up at her place and was treated to a plate of eggs and toast for the first time in what seemed like ages. She called for a cab to take me back to Larry's, we said our goodbyes and she promised she'd call me some time in the next week. Man I felt like I was luckiest guy in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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El Vergudo Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 very catchy song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 I'm tired of these threads of broken up stories, piece by piece. Whateverbr0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Friend of The Devil Posted November 16, 2012 Author Share Posted November 16, 2012 Across town Nancy was at a salon with some friends getting their nails done. "You'll never believe this guy Kevin I took home the other night." "Oh yeah?" Her black hair blue eyed friend Cynthia asked her. "Oh yeah indeed, he's such a hunk, maybe I'll let you meet him if you're lucky." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Back In 88 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 This just went from mystery to fantasy in one post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Silba Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 What kind of faggot shit is going on in here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friend of The Devil Posted November 16, 2012 Author Share Posted November 16, 2012 What kind of faggot shit is going on in here?[/color] You mean "BAG IT"... cuz you'll be baggin groceries the rest of your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 zing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerkherder1 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 thanks for the read fotd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 I think cheap vodkas are some of the worst spirits. I hate screwdrivers and not even coke can properly distinguish scusty taste of bad vodka. Still I often end up with a warm plastic bottle of it. At that Point I'm too desperate to drink away to actually complain about the taste. But somewhere in another world, some pretty angel person dies every time I drink that crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 whiskey. end of discussion. i like how when kevin decides to call nancy he goes "disco." he probably pointed to himself in a mirror at the same time. in my head.... basically your story is what i think how the rest of the world views americans. colstrybra and i listened to this song while reading the whole deal and it was much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 PARTIALLY READ. MAY CONTINUE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Dude what the hell happened did he learn how to clean a cast iron yet? Seriously what the fuck man, this guy is staying on his friends couch and ruining his cast iron skillets. I am so disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 I'm using a cheap nonstick skillet to fry potatoes and onions for a tortilla and I'm drinking Steel Reserve out of the can In my kitchen, by myself, on a Friday, not even mad And when I've finished,after properly slicing the tortilla and putting some on a baguette at room temperature and the rest in the fridge for tomorrow---I will not have any problems doing the dishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Overly specific minor points in a story are the bedfellow of a lying motherfucker. I did try and read past the frypan. But my interest is now lost. That tortilla sounds fuckin' good right about now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 I should have only used 4 eggs. Looks like the fifth made it a little too fluffy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Just throw some sweet chilli sauce or something at the baggie and you'll be right, mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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