Realism Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 White and pure as the driven snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 This is awesome, you should totally do this. Not just do it, take it to some whole other level and dominate that fucking league. We don't have dodgeball here but if we did, I'd be all about it. Will there be a kit? Do you get to have your own kit? Will you put a unicorn on it? How many on a team? Is it called a team? Will you get to name said team? If so, what will you name your team? Can we choose the team name? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 We don't have dodgeball over here, but I have played basketball my whole life and still have a local league team (Designated Drinkers). Organised sport of any form is a positive thing to be a part of. It's a great release for exactly the friend you're describing, I have three of them in my team - house bound by children and wife - and Thursday night games are something we all look forward to all week. Dodgeball looks like it would be fun though. Might have to have a crack at it. Everyone is all about Ultimate Frisbee around here at the moment. Wow. I do go on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 I never thought I would ever be in a dodgeball league, but somehow, due to me being mister nice guy, I am. A friend of mine, that I have known for quite a few years invited me. I normally would say no, but... 1: I have known this guy for a long time (still not a 100% selling point) 2: his wife does not let him do many things and busts his balls when he does 3: his oldest kid (7-8) is satan reborn and makes his life hell when ever he goes out to any place, whether it be stores other houses, parks, he goes apeshit without exception 4: dude is at his limit and looking for a outlet 5: He lives a block or two from me and when he retired from the Army, he wanted to live near friends. He had no other reason to move here, except for me and my family So, I sort of feel obligated to do this for him, because if I said no, he would have one more thing that he can not do. I just cannot get past the fact that it is dodgeball and I associate that with retards and ben stiller. Am I looking at this wrong and dodgeball is an ok thing to play? I already told him that if it is filled with a bunch of dorks, I am giving them all the finger and rolling out. BTW, I am not really into sports or competitive things like that. His wife sounds like a cunt. If that was my kid I'd beat the shit out of him. Your friend sounds like he is on the verge of suicide if he doesn't join this league. You're a good friend for doing it. I would love to join a league and fuck shit up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 be the man. dodgeball is fun .. .we played as a work social one time and i missed someone and the ball pegged this one girl i work with in the face. shes sweet and didnt deserve it at all and had to sit the rest of the game out. ... and it was awesome. she dropped like a rock. that sound of red rubber dodgeball on face is one not soon forgotten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Sounds like it could be fun and it is one of those things for a homie, yo so it and just enjoy it. It could be worse he could have asked you to go to his AA meetings with him or said will you start playing tennis with me saturday mornings. Wait I could see the you and him playing tennis vs strippers saturday mornings being a good thing, you should maybe ask him about it. It sounds like his wife sucks, and his kid is proof abortion should be legal up until the age of 18. Fuck dodgeball tennis with strippers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 where, if i may ask, are you at cilone? and fist, where are you these days? somewhat of a digression, yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 tennis with strippers eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 I bet she plays really effectively in those heels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 crooked, i'm in fort collins, co Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 a few of my friends were in a league for a couple years a while back, i filled in for one or two of their games and all i can say is don't underestimate the fat dudes you might play against. all that body mass has them throwing a dodgeball (not foam) at like 30mph. fuck. at least your friend wants you to do something cool. if the league is a bunch of chumps then there's all the more reason to take out your aggression Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 tennis with strippers eh? Yes tennis with strippers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 id pay to see 2 strippers go at it in tennis before basketball or football Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Shit looks hotter than i thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 The racquet is a nice touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 I want to say sorry to all that have posted. I have been busy and still am. I plan on posting more this weekend and upcoming week. CIL = busy ass nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 do it for your friend man. it seems a small sacrifice to make. plus i'm pretty sure you could both get drunk before you do it and be fine. the only people i know that are in leagues are super hipster dudes and socially awkward types. i'd consider if there was a bunch of hot ass playing in a coed league. edit. good man. you're really exemplifying your army values. YES! get drunk and throw shit at hipsters! how could this fail! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 hipsters like dodgeball too? whats sacred anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nsmbfan Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 BTW, I am not really into sports or competitive things like that. nice guy CILONE dodgeball isn't a sport. even when it gained recognition, It only made ESPN the OCHO... IN A MOVIE i consider this about the same as disc golf. something to do. just drink before the game. or during. maybe make a game out of it, whoever spills their beer is out. you sound like someone who doesnt know how to have fun. and it looks like you're friends with this guy because you're a pushover. im not doing a psyche evaluation, but thats probably why you enlisted. /2cents cuz u asked for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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massgraff Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Realism Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 hipsters like dodgeball too? whats sacred anymore? I mean...the irony levels are through the roof considering they all loathed gym in high school 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 hahaha everyone who enlisted is a pushover. thats rich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 I mean...the irony levels are through the roof considering they all loathed gym in high school thinkin it'll go something like this? "them young ass shorts" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 I'd kill for a hot dog with dill pickles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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