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I never thought I would ever be in a dodgeball league, but somehow, due to me being mister nice guy, I am.

 

A friend of mine, that I have known for quite a few years invited me. I normally would say no, but...

 

1: I have known this guy for a long time (still not a 100% selling point)

 

2: his wife does not let him do many things and busts his balls when he does

 

3: his oldest kid (7-8) is satan reborn and makes his life hell when ever he goes out to any place, whether it be stores other houses, parks, he goes apeshit without exception

 

4: dude is at his limit and looking for a outlet

 

5: He lives a block or two from me and when he retired from the Army, he wanted to live near friends. He had no other reason to move here, except for me and my family

 

 

So, I sort of feel obligated to do this for him, because if I said no, he would have one more thing that he can not do.

 

 

 

I just cannot get past the fact that it is dodgeball and I associate that with retards and ben stiller.

 

Am I looking at this wrong and dodgeball is an ok thing to play? I already told him that if it is filled with a bunch of dorks, I am giving them all the finger and rolling out.

 

BTW, I am not really into sports or competitive things like that.

 

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That is a fine and hardy wench.

 

No shame in doing something nice for a buddy, even if you do end up ditching the league.

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I'd play in a dodgeball league. Seems like a great way to relieve some stress, throwing foam balls at other people.

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If played correctly dodgeball can be brutal and a blast. We used to to do it every Friday at command PT, until dude got his nose broken. Then it was back to formation runs.

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dodgeball the movie = shit

dodgeball irl = win

 

havent played since highschool, but it was the only team "sport" i ever enjoyed other than baseball (only enjoyed being batter, fuck the team..). dodgeball rules

 

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The bar I work at, and the bars in the neighborhood, all sponsor leagues. Only ones I'd get in

 

would be co-ed. Why not? Socialize and brutalize.

 

Adults trying to vent some stress without breaking bones so they can show up to work in some kind of

 

presentable shape.

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^ don't let this be you. KO'd himself

 

 

(it's not in reverse, although it make look like it is)

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So I am doing it. He is forming a team, which might end up being just me and him and at least two other people who the league gives us because there has to be at least 4 people (2 girls and 2 guys).

 

It starts in January. I will post about it when it happens. Pics if I can manage to take some, but I will be playing.

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do it for your friend man. it seems a small sacrifice to make. plus i'm pretty sure you could both get drunk before you do it and be fine.

 

the only people i know that are in leagues are super hipster dudes and socially awkward types. i'd consider if there was a bunch of hot ass playing in a coed league.

 

 

 

 

edit. good man. you're really exemplifying your army values.

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Fist, I think you should visit for a month, just to play some games.

 

I have been thinking about the drunk thing, but I might actually get to rowdy. People are not really aggressive in this area. I am a generally loud person and when i start telling a story at the bar or a party, I have noticed people look at me scared because most people are alot more mellow then I am. Also, I have found that I enjoy giving the finger to people when i drive and also, drifting into their lanes when they are going to slow in the left lane. I guess that is looked down upon in this area. :confused: My aggressiveness (which I do not really think is out of the norm in most areas) is definitely out of the norm here and drinking while doing that will probably get me to knock some dude out, because he is annoying me.

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i don't understand how you go through that thought process and reach the conclusion of "i should not drink." i read that argument and think, "damn, drinking is going to make us champions to be feared."

 

the only thing i know about your area is that there is a lot of white power shit there.

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