Under the bridge Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 What if you decided you needed $10,000 right now. You are not prepared. You need $10K to make that happen. You pick a reason, it really does not matter for this scenario. You just need it as soon as you can possibly have it in hand, but for various reasons you have the following restrictions: 1) Nothing illegal. Being behind bars is not one of your prep checkoff items. 2) Nothing immoral. You decide why, but there it is. 3) Nothing about the lottery, gambling, or anything that uncertain. 4) A certain amount of risk is allowed, but try to choose something with a high probability of success. 5) It has to be something that we can do. ie, nothing about "performing a heart transplant" or the like. 6) EDITED - ASSUME YOU NEED THE MONEY IN 60 DAYS. ------- I. What would you do / suggest? II. What skills or background would someone have to have to be able to pull it off? III. Convince us you know what you are talking about. If it requires special skills then point us to a source that might show us how to acquire those skills in short order. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 peanut salesman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 do you need money? because we need 79 more threads 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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morton Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 I) Earn and save 166.67 dollars per day for 60 days. II) The ability to work would be needed, along with the ability to save. III) I am not in a convincing mood. I do save around 1,500 per month, every month, without really trying all that hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 i'd suggest something immoral but you already said you weren't willing. i'd reconsider. maybe quit dickin around on a graff site? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 put it all on red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexcauldron Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Depending on jurisdiction, immediately start an LLC and pay the upcharge to rush approve the articles. Sign as myself on the 1st LLC, use my +700 credit rating to qualify for appropriate loans, take out no loans. Start a second LLC in the name of the first LLC, use qualification of the first LLC to obtain loans for $10k. Very simplified construct for escaping personal liability, can be done in ~60 days depending on a variety of factors. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 go do some heroin under the bridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Ill lend it to you at 20 points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 the person who started this thread would be the victim, ideally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 I'd solicit 12oz to put $$ in my paypal account, then go do heroin. Or..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 WESTERN SKY FINANCIAL They'll give you $10,000 in a hurry! All you need to do is pay them back $62,453.16 in 84 easy payments! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Stupid thread is stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Ask my boss for the loan Payroll deduction of $500 biweekly repay the loan @ Libor + 1 Steal everthing I can for 10 months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbie blowjob Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 just go on a rape spree, but only rape the needy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 the game is rigged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 $10,000 will buy a lot of Coogi and suboxone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 1. Shoplift VHS copy of "Remo Williams" 2. Lay on couch rewatching it over and over and over for weeks with a brick of cheese to gnaw on 3. ????? 4. Profit $10k 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_chestnut? Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 sell my seed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 The rules are flawed, the only way to do anything the right way involves some illegal activity. Fuck the thread question, rule of life to live by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 I think the OP needs to go sell his ass 10,000 times for $1 a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Honestly. I have an awesome get rich quick scheme that got me a few bucks, and always will. Always. But lets play your game. I would beg here for a week, I've talked to beggars and junkies who have told me they made $600 in a good weekend just asking for money. They told me theres always some loser carrying around all this guilt and he drops them a 50 or a hundred. I have heard that scenario from more then one bum. Then i would sell my rap letterz on ebay. Or in time square. HipHop Is crazy in right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 you can sign a 6 year contract with the washington national guard and get a 10g lump sum bonus (minus tax and dignity) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Snitch out 10 toys for 1K a piece. Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 1. Shoplift VHS copy of "Remo Williams" 2. Lay on couch rewatching it over and over and over for weeks with a brick of cheese to gnaw on 3. ????? 4. Profit $10k ... the fuck is my Remo pic? fuck hotlink cockblocking mega REMO in 3 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Please elaborate on the 3rd part of your action plan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Foreal ????!, sounds like its in violation of rule #5 It has to be something that we can do. ie, nothing about "performing a heart transplant" or the like nurga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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