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"I need $10,000 NOW!" What do I do? What would you do?

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What if you decided you needed $10,000 right now. You are not prepared. You need $10K to make that happen. You pick a reason, it really does not matter for this scenario. You just need it as soon as you can possibly have it in hand, but for various reasons you have the following restrictions:

 

1) Nothing illegal.

Being behind bars is not one of your prep checkoff items.

 

2) Nothing immoral.

You decide why, but there it is.

 

3) Nothing about the lottery, gambling, or anything that uncertain.

 

4) A certain amount of risk is allowed, but try to choose something with a high probability of success.

 

5) It has to be something that we can do. ie, nothing about "performing a heart transplant" or the like.

 

6) EDITED - ASSUME YOU NEED THE MONEY IN 60 DAYS.

 

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I. What would you do / suggest?

 

II. What skills or background would someone have to have to be able to pull it off?

 

III. Convince us you know what you are talking about. If it requires special skills then point us to a source that might show us how to acquire those skills in short order.

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I) Earn and save 166.67 dollars per day for 60 days.

 

II) The ability to work would be needed, along with the ability to save.

 

III) I am not in a convincing mood. I do save around 1,500 per month, every month, without really trying all that hard.

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i'd suggest something immoral but you already said you weren't willing. i'd reconsider.

 

maybe quit dickin around on a graff site?

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Depending on jurisdiction, immediately start an LLC and pay the upcharge to rush approve the articles. Sign as myself on the 1st LLC, use my +700 credit rating to qualify for appropriate loans, take out no loans. Start a second LLC in the name of the first LLC, use qualification of the first LLC to obtain loans for $10k. Very simplified construct for escaping personal liability, can be done in ~60 days depending on a variety of factors.

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the person who started this thread would be the victim, ideally.

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I'd solicit 12oz to put $$ in my paypal account, then go do heroin.

 

Or.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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1. Shoplift VHS copy of "Remo Williams"

 

2. Lay on couch rewatching it over and over and over for weeks with a brick of cheese to gnaw on

 

3. ?????

 

4. Profit $10k

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The rules are flawed, the only way to do anything the right way involves some illegal activity.

 

Fuck the thread question, rule of life to live by.

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Honestly. I have an awesome get rich quick scheme that got me a few bucks, and always will. Always.

 

 

But lets play your game.

I would beg here for a week, I've talked to beggars and junkies who have told me they made $600 in a good weekend just asking for money. They told me theres always some loser carrying around all this guilt and he drops them a 50 or a hundred. I have heard that scenario from more then one bum.

 

 

 

 

Then i would sell my rap letterz on ebay. Or in time square. HipHop Is crazy in right now.

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