..romero.. Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 just making sure you keep your posture straight.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 "don't worry I"m cope 2" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Don't mind me, I'm just warming up my hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbie blowjob Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 girls stop looking at your cootch and start looking at your anus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 my wedding ring vibrates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Brace yourself, I'm going in dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 shouldnt of wore shorts today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 my head doesnt look like a penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 for ol times sake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Good thing I wore my white pants today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 "Hello, what? No. I'm on the middle of someone right now I'll have to call you back." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 My twerk game make a nigga retarded! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 bro, shes so drunk.. & says she likes the ways your eyes align perfectly. getcho dance on player, because its now or never & dont worry - ill photoshop your eyes before i put it online Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I sure hope it's not her time of the month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Oh hey Jenna. Yeah, I made some guy cream his pants again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Check out my sweet casio watch bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Look me in the eyes baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Ronald McDonald's illegitimate son, Ronaldo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 im gonna call -legitimate- son on that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Listen bitch, I said super sized. Does that look super sized to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tatanka Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 yes, brother, i did see you masturbating to an old home video of me last night. but, i'm smiling because i am kind of okay with it. Oh your only mildly embarassed anyhow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 " I'm reason they don't super size shit anymore " Those were good times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 thought for sure someone would say "bring me solo and the wookie" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 eh ma you got some shit on your shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 "Michelin man 'aint got shit on me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 i am iron man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aumstarsbcf Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 AND TOGETHER, THROUGH TIME AND SPACE, WE MOVE AT THE PACE OF FUCK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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