MedicineCabinet Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 some hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I must be different than a lot of you guys in this regard cause I'm a Rouge motha fucka.. I have 3 bikes. I love to ride. I take them apart maybe once every 6 months (depending on how often I'm thrashing on them). If I saw some piece of shit stealing a bike(since he's not slick enough to NOT be seen doin this), I'd go over and give him a 5 punch combo across the cranium for being a terrible thief. ...because I like to do things like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nappydugout Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 In other news, who the fuck makes a citizen's arrest? When was the last time someone did that? That type of action tends to lead to a citizen's ass beating. haha people stopped doing that once they all started to get false imprisonment charges slapped on them for doing it wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 if you think angry, middle-aged dudes who can run are completely over playing hero against petty criminals, youre mistaken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 wait a minute, since when do polls say who voted for what? allfreetime stop snitchin. just popping in to lol at this. and say.... STOP SNITCHIN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walid Jumblat Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 What about option F, follow thief and steal bike from him? It's not illegal when you steal what's already stolen.[/qu seriously? Ha, I just saw this. No, I'm not serious. I'm pretty confident in saying that theft is always illegal, lol. And for the record, fuck a bike thief. I hate them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Mane LaFlare Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 The one time that I caught a bike thief in the act I ran up on him and kicked him in the ass as hard as I could while wearing bike shoes....that caused him to smack his head on a parking meter, so while he was stunned I grabbed him by the collar and started to drag him towards the nearest dumpster so I could lock him inside with my Krypto. Fortunately for both of us my friends intervened because we were across the street from the cop shop. He got up and ran off, and I went back in the bar and got another beer. Never saw him again. That's what I would do in the moment...but if I had time to think about it? Well...I would probably pepper spray him, strip him naked, then tag "WILL WORK FOR FOOD" across his asscheeks after I ziptied him bent over a shopping cart in the middle of a busy intersection. i sincerely hope you get shot on the chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Mane LaFlare Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 lol what would i do if i caught a nigga stealing a bike in my neighborhood??? i live on the southside of chicago in the englewood neighborhood. a fuckin bike is the last thing i should be worried about over here. by 5 pm EVERYDAY at least 3 or 4 people have already been shot. fuck your bike faggot. nigga stole my bike when i was 11 i went out and stole a better one..that bitch had 100 spokes n everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 ^^^ Neg. Bike theft is one of the lowest forms of crime. Blind drunk on the way home from the pub and unlocked bike is in your path... Different story. Locked bike with tools of the the "trade' to pinch it... What Shai said. But carry on gangster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Mane LaFlare Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 ^^^ Neg. Bike theft is one of the lowest forms of crime. Blind drunk on the way home from the pub and unlocked bike is in your path... Different story. Locked bike with tools of the the "trade' to pinch it... What Shai said. But carry on gangster. :lol: :lol: :lol: get the fuck outta here dude. you must be sheltered as fuck. probably dont even know that pussy is pink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 he has a bmx fetish leave him alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 It all depends on what kinda mood I'm in, I've fucked dudes up for a lot less but also ignored way bigger shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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