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super DIVORCE thread!

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i'm sure i'm not the only one who has had one or is going through one.

 

i'm simultaneously thrilled and terrified of whats next.

 

its all happening on civil terms in an attempt to maintain friendship and avoid the eventual hating of each other. (see most of louis ck's thoughts on marriage).

 

in about a month i'm moving back to colorado to a blue collar college town and starting my life all over again, one of my army friends is going to move from NC a few weeks after me and in our heads we'll have a pussy palace, but i think more likely i'll just be depressed settling for fat chicks for a few months...

 

so, stories?

 

 

 

 

 

 

this is what i'm hoping to be playing with soon...

cute_hipster_bathroom_selfshot.jpg

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Either through counsel or on your own it is important to protect your interests.

 

Great resource for Pro Se:

 

http://www.washingtonlawhelp.org/WA/index.cfm

 

The bar association has free 30 minute legal clinics.

 

avvo is kind of interesting as well

 

http://www.avvo.com

 

If you want a good attorney PM me, I was never married but went through full blown custody trial.

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sorry to hear it ...do you still own the dogs and the truck?

 

do you have many assets to split? Have done a valuation with her on paper? figure out your inputs into asset based on your salaries.

 

oh and fuck bitches, them two were very nice. good luck.

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This shit can be a civil parting of ways or like mine it can turn in to an episode of Springer in a hurry. Be happy you don't have any kids with her that shit will fuck you every time. In your case make sure to get something in writhing from her saying that she forfeits any and all claims to VA/retirement/death benefits. Because that shit could come around and fuck your family.

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yeah keeping my truck and one of the dogs.

the bone dome trailer is mine. i'm also keeping the grill. like she knows how to use it.

 

as for assets: about $50k in savings to split. she's keeping the house (which is so fucking upside down... but she bought it before me, so thats on her anyway). both have some college debt. probably split the cash 55/45 as she's keeping more responsibility. might do 40/60 even.

 

 

she's worked in family law in the past and has pretty good knowledge of how to get it done on the cheap. as long as things stay civil we'll avoid lawyers. seems like a real possibility at this point.

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and i will not post pics UNTIL i have moved. at that point i'll get some booty pics up. if you're good.

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I've lobbied to get a fire pole installed in almost every house where I thought it would work. So far, no dice.

 

Fist- I'd say "sorry to hear that" but you seem okay with it. So, good luck.

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my girl went through an easy divorce awhile back.

there are lotsa fish.

 

 

i prefer my version: don't have kids, don't get married.

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