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Sitting around with a sore throat coughing up big gobs of phlegm might go drinking tonight and not cover my mouth when I cough so I can give everybody germs

 

Rock one of those surgical masks and cough into that and if anyone asks you just tell them you just got back from asia and your doctors are pretty sure you have the bird flu but that you don't trust doctors and think that drinking is the best cure.

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Rock one of those surgical masks and cough into that and if anyone asks you just tell them you just got back from asia and your doctors are pretty sure you have the bird flu but that you don't trust doctors and think that drinking is the best cure.

 

do the mask thing but thell them your genuis in contagious

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birthday with the family sober

 

 

If you were anywhere near me I would come bring you a big bottle of booze to fix that problem. I would also bring uninvited guests that would make your family contemplate having an intervention and kidnapping you to one of those fucked up rehabs because of the people you associate with.

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5am Sunday morning, just waiting for the brew house to heat up. Definitely going to be a beer thread update from me today.

 

Just waiting for the collab people to rock up. Haha. Something tells me they'll be a while....

 

...the look on faces when I said 5am was priceless.

 

They'll never find another like me.

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About to leave, haven't cleared my throat in over an hour for maximum output

 

Decy been drinking!

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bout to go to bed

definitely sick

starting recovery tomorrow, its 430am im too old for this shit

 

got laid though.

marginally worth it

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Well played, Sir.

 

Just finalised the break up with the four year missus. I ain't mad at her. I'm a fuckin' arsehole.

 

Weekend blues for thepro over here.

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ouch, good start to the new year man.

best of luck with that, I just sorted out mine with my ex girl and we were only together for 2 years. not fun.

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went out to the strip clubs in Prague last night. got hustled to buy a hoe a drink. i said might as well figuring it'd be ten bucks or so. check came for 50$!!

 

lesson learned.

 

sitting in a pub now drinking pilsner urquell, eating ham with mustard, horseradish and sourkraut on rye. taking advantage of free wifi. thought about skyping some homies back home and realized it's 8 am there.

 

check into new hostel tonight. grab a few beers and take it easy, i got some mean blisters on my feets.

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Strip clubs in Prague ruled.

 

From my experience, "buying a drink" in Euro clubs like that is also code for "spend 50 dollars on a drink which I will split with the bartender, then I will convince you to spend another hundred dollars on a private dance"

 

But the drinks always come first.

 

I woke up today moar sick than last night but I got some good coughs in on unsuspecting people.

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Well played, Sir.

 

Just finalised the break up with the four year missus. I ain't mad at her. I'm a fuckin' arsehole.

 

Weekend blues for thepro over here.

 

Shitty man, all I can say is I hope you are trading in for a younger cuter model that is a well off nymphomaniac that wants to support you.

 

 

 

went out to the strip clubs in Prague last night. got hustled to buy a hoe a drink. i said might as well figuring it'd be ten bucks or so. check came for 50$!!

 

lesson learned.

 

sitting in a pub now drinking pilsner urquell, eating ham with mustard, horseradish and sourkraut on rye. taking advantage of free wifi. thought about skyping some homies back home and realized it's 8 am there.

 

check into new hostel tonight. grab a few beers and take it easy, i got some mean blisters on my feets.

 

$50 euros for a drink? did a blowjob come with that? I got a friend who lived over there for a year, all he talked about when he got back is how awesome and cheap brothels are over there. He was saying you get some fine woman for less then what you spent on a drink at the strip club.

 

Sunday - wake up and attempt to ignore my girls insanity for ten minutes before she gets mad and I realize I had a pop quiz that I needed to pass in order to get laid. I failed the pop quiz. Got to try not to get to drunk today since my mom is coming to dinner and I got to cook for her. Baked Salmon with herbs spinach and goat cheese, couscous, salad, quiche and home made rolls.

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Fuck this weekend is gonna be hectic.

Just got home from work, gonna cook some dinner for me and my girl after I sit online for a bit and drink some beer and respond to emails and what not. My friend and his girl are coming over and were probably gonna drink some beers and a bottle of crown.

Saturday, gonna take a trip out of town for a good portion of the day then when i get back go trade some of my useless junk for useful junk with some dude off craigslist. Drink a few beers then pass out.

Sunday, gonna go into work and pull a ten hour shift getting trained on some piece of equipment that if i fuck up it could kill me or break a very valuable piece of equipment.

Think this is my first official one day weekend in a long time.

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Haha. What is the equipment? Also fuck you for having Saturday off, I fuckin' worked my arse off, just finishing up now and it's 8pm.

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finish these beers in front of me, browse the interwebs, maybe work on some music.

then sleep until tonight. Go to night slugs label party and rave, then go to homegirls house afterwards with friends and party till sunday daylights. She said she was buying a bunch of stuff to make fancy omelets, so that sounds alright I guess.

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got back on the cabaret horse thursday. now that I'm out of the city center tourist trap area and posted in zizskov I've found the strip clubs and brothels that are legit. finally popped my hooker cherry. got a nice massage, dome and fucked by a gorgeous pro for less than a hundred bucks.

 

last night i took it pretty easy. chilled at the bar around the corner owned by the dude that owns my hostel. blind eye is legit i highly recommend it if you're gonna stay in Prague. drank beer and whiskey all night, smoked morrocan hash at the bar and danced with some wasted expat British chicks. i spent about twelve bucks.

 

tonight i don't have plans per se but im gonna rage it. this is my last weekend in Prague then I'm off to Budapest for a few days and hit Amsterdam next friday.

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Haha. What is the equipment? Also fuck you for having Saturday off, I fuckin' worked my arse off, just finishing up now and it's 8pm.

Honestly I don't even remember the name of this shit, but its some kind of drilling contraption to put supports underneath this building so they can lift it up and redo the foundation. also my arms hurt so much today its ridiculous.

 

got back on the cabaret horse thursday. now that I'm out of the city center tourist trap area and posted in zizskov I've found the strip clubs and brothels that are legit. finally popped my hooker cherry. got a nice massage, dome and fucked by a gorgeous pro for less than a hundred bucks.

 

last night i took it pretty easy. chilled at the bar around the corner owned by the dude that owns my hostel. blind eye is legit i highly recommend it if you're gonna stay in Prague. drank beer and whiskey all night, smoked morrocan hash at the bar and danced with some wasted expat British chicks. i spent about twelve bucks.

 

tonight i don't have plans per se but im gonna rage it. this is my last weekend in Prague then I'm off to Budapest for a few days and hit Amsterdam next friday.

 

Lucky bastard this makes me want to stop paying rent take all the money I have grab my passport and be out of this country to bang foriegn chicks galore and get wasted on the cheap. But then I remember mercers thread about incurable gonorrhea and that makes me want to sit at home and never have sex with anyone but my girlfriend again.

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Hahaha.

 

Also, footing drills aren't a lot of fun. Probably called something different over there, but I'm pretty sure I know what you're talking about. I needed one to raise the deck out over the water here at work.

 

At least it's something to add to your CV!

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