Illuminati Posted January 6, 2013 Author Share Posted January 6, 2013 Well played, Sir. Just finalised the break up with the four year missus. I ain't mad at her. I'm a fuckin' arsehole. Weekend blues for thepro over here. Shitty man, all I can say is I hope you are trading in for a younger cuter model that is a well off nymphomaniac that wants to support you. went out to the strip clubs in Prague last night. got hustled to buy a hoe a drink. i said might as well figuring it'd be ten bucks or so. check came for 50$!! lesson learned. sitting in a pub now drinking pilsner urquell, eating ham with mustard, horseradish and sourkraut on rye. taking advantage of free wifi. thought about skyping some homies back home and realized it's 8 am there. check into new hostel tonight. grab a few beers and take it easy, i got some mean blisters on my feets. $50 euros for a drink? did a blowjob come with that? I got a friend who lived over there for a year, all he talked about when he got back is how awesome and cheap brothels are over there. He was saying you get some fine woman for less then what you spent on a drink at the strip club. Sunday - wake up and attempt to ignore my girls insanity for ten minutes before she gets mad and I realize I had a pop quiz that I needed to pass in order to get laid. I failed the pop quiz. Got to try not to get to drunk today since my mom is coming to dinner and I got to cook for her. Baked Salmon with herbs spinach and goat cheese, couscous, salad, quiche and home made rolls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 000 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Rode out to the airport :D Stopped in 'ere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 12, 2013 Author Share Posted January 12, 2013 Fuck this weekend is gonna be hectic. Just got home from work, gonna cook some dinner for me and my girl after I sit online for a bit and drink some beer and respond to emails and what not. My friend and his girl are coming over and were probably gonna drink some beers and a bottle of crown. Saturday, gonna take a trip out of town for a good portion of the day then when i get back go trade some of my useless junk for useful junk with some dude off craigslist. Drink a few beers then pass out. Sunday, gonna go into work and pull a ten hour shift getting trained on some piece of equipment that if i fuck up it could kill me or break a very valuable piece of equipment. Think this is my first official one day weekend in a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Haha. What is the equipment? Also fuck you for having Saturday off, I fuckin' worked my arse off, just finishing up now and it's 8pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 finish these beers in front of me, browse the interwebs, maybe work on some music. then sleep until tonight. Go to night slugs label party and rave, then go to homegirls house afterwards with friends and party till sunday daylights. She said she was buying a bunch of stuff to make fancy omelets, so that sounds alright I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 got back on the cabaret horse thursday. now that I'm out of the city center tourist trap area and posted in zizskov I've found the strip clubs and brothels that are legit. finally popped my hooker cherry. got a nice massage, dome and fucked by a gorgeous pro for less than a hundred bucks. last night i took it pretty easy. chilled at the bar around the corner owned by the dude that owns my hostel. blind eye is legit i highly recommend it if you're gonna stay in Prague. drank beer and whiskey all night, smoked morrocan hash at the bar and danced with some wasted expat British chicks. i spent about twelve bucks. tonight i don't have plans per se but im gonna rage it. this is my last weekend in Prague then I'm off to Budapest for a few days and hit Amsterdam next friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Stay safe mate. Sounds like a blast though. I'll stay steady living vicariously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 12, 2013 Author Share Posted January 12, 2013 Haha. What is the equipment? Also fuck you for having Saturday off, I fuckin' worked my arse off, just finishing up now and it's 8pm. Honestly I don't even remember the name of this shit, but its some kind of drilling contraption to put supports underneath this building so they can lift it up and redo the foundation. also my arms hurt so much today its ridiculous. got back on the cabaret horse thursday. now that I'm out of the city center tourist trap area and posted in zizskov I've found the strip clubs and brothels that are legit. finally popped my hooker cherry. got a nice massage, dome and fucked by a gorgeous pro for less than a hundred bucks. last night i took it pretty easy. chilled at the bar around the corner owned by the dude that owns my hostel. blind eye is legit i highly recommend it if you're gonna stay in Prague. drank beer and whiskey all night, smoked morrocan hash at the bar and danced with some wasted expat British chicks. i spent about twelve bucks. tonight i don't have plans per se but im gonna rage it. this is my last weekend in Prague then I'm off to Budapest for a few days and hit Amsterdam next friday. Lucky bastard this makes me want to stop paying rent take all the money I have grab my passport and be out of this country to bang foriegn chicks galore and get wasted on the cheap. But then I remember mercers thread about incurable gonorrhea and that makes me want to sit at home and never have sex with anyone but my girlfriend again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Hahaha. Also, footing drills aren't a lot of fun. Probably called something different over there, but I'm pretty sure I know what you're talking about. I needed one to raise the deck out over the water here at work. At least it's something to add to your CV! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 13, 2013 Author Share Posted January 13, 2013 Yeah that might be it I'm not sure what exactly it is called right now. But looks like I might have to skip work tomorrow since my friend got wasted and just texted me that he is to drink to make the trip we planned today and we have to do it tomorrow. So time to drink beer and relax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N0W0N Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Sippin' Henny out by the pool with my dog. The boy and my lady are all tuckered out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 13, 2013 Author Share Posted January 13, 2013 Just ran out of beer. But I have gin and cranberry juice so I can keep drinking. Having a friend and his girl over for dinner. Just stuck the stuffed eggplants in the oven, never made them before hope they turn out good. Gonna get drunk, some a little and bullshit all night long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 18, 2013 Author Share Posted January 18, 2013 boss tried to get me to work 10+ hr shifts all weekend last night, I said no and he implied I might want to start looking for a new job by saying he wasn't sure if he was going to need me next week. Friday - look for new job get some new markers so I can finish this sketch Pick up my paycheck write my name on some stuff Deposit my paycheck and drink some beer possibly go to further shows or chinese new years party Saturday - Possibly recover from chinese new years or further shows If not recovering probably go to swap meet and then spend the rest of the day drinking beer and walking the tracks or some shit Sunday - Possibly go skate derby if I can make it to santa cruz and BBQ with a friend. Weather depending. Drink beer hope I get to go to work monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 ^lol acquired beans. drank & watched my friends played pool while dropping a shitty sketch i regret doing. tumbleweeded & ate some pizza, then returned not too late.. going out for lunch later.. maybe all you can eat sushi.. then idk sunday, either wanna go somewhere or just relax all day.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 last night; met a bunch of germans from a town called Bremen, i know it's a small place and your two choices for a night are alcohol and spousal abuse--i knew these dudes would be down to party. in true german--we're better than you, that's why we invaded--style, these assholes booked a limousine for 3 hours and stocked it with an assload of booze and invited me to tag along. we got along pretty fucking well, they loved nose candy and strippers, and i speak german...kinda. after drinking way more than i should have, i insulted someones mother, pissed in a obscenely public place and gave my National Socialist Party brothers an irish goodbye. this is where the story should end, but the only thing that ends is my ability to remember things and my capacity to make sound choices. now, i live in a hostel, which makes certain problems more problematic--and when you're blackout drunk you tend to do bad things. from the evidence i have found in the bathroom down the hall and in my room i can only assume that i furiously vomitted on the floor of my room, walked to the bathroom, stripped naked, vomitted more and walked bare-assed back to my room where i proceeded to fall over in my vomit and then passed out in bed. the receptionist tells me that i was more drunk than he's ever seen me, if you know me--which you faggots don't--you'll know that that is a big, big fucking statement. i still haven't mopped up the vomit, nor thrown out the rancid towel and clothing i soiled, but i did ejaculate on the floor just now, because it couldn't get worse than it already fucking is. i'm a dirty human being, and i'm going to celebrate that fact by nursing my hangover with 2 dollar one litre beers and kick it with my amazingly depraved, convict buddy, Des. fuck y'all. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Hahahahaaha. Can't wait till you're home again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 i still haven't mopped up the vomit, nor thrown out the rancid towel and clothing i soiled, but i did ejaculate on the floor just now, because it couldn't get worse than it already fucking is. THIS GUY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 You'll be right at home after your move, crime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 tonight (written at 2am) met up with said convict dude and gave my hangover some more alcohol to deal with, talked shit about life like a fucking philosofiser or something. as i split from my dirty south african friend i hear some fuck screaming my name...it's the germans...zee fucking germans, ja? they demand for their mighty white penises to be blown and i direct them to some cunt who deals with stranded tourists in search of tight, tight Polish vagina. these bitches were gorgeous, imagine a woman, now imagine a woman with whom you'd like to sex up and whatnot--that be the women we saw. asses so fucking tight you'd give up a testicle to penetrate their bodacious anuses. on the way out my friends asked for a whore-house and then pretended not to have money, i'm not sure why but it was fucking stupid. some indian dude was complaining to one of the dudes trying to get people into their club, that why are they being harassed to go see naked women. i interjected and said "welcome to town, you fucking square'" those bitches were lost when i went retro on their ass. it was hilarious. so that was my follow-up night, i saw some outrageously tight polish pussy and directed my friends towards places to find some snatch. THA END. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Well. IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M HOLDING A CONCH TO MY EAR BUT THERE ISN'T ANY CONCH. htah wasn't supposed to be in keeps, but I' not going to be making any spelling corrections. Keep on keeping on. And don t go quoting me replacing "conchc" with c"ock" either that would be poor form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Christm I just wrote keeps instead of caps. Goodnight 12oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 REALISM BEEN SIPPIN' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 HE'S COME TO THE REALISATION Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Getting the Overnight train to Hanoi for the weekend. Recovered from food poisoning. Feast on street food, drink bia Hoi, get them vietnamese girls and the head off to halong bay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Recovered from food poisoning. Feast on street food :mexican: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 :cool: It's the only way to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Australia Day long weekend. Got tomorrow off to make it a four dayer. Gardening and buffing tomorrow. Paint Saturday. Ride Sunday. More paint Monday. Probably a couple of beers in there somewhere. Back to oooontzing, I mean work on Tuesday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Bastard. I've been flat out gearing up for Aye Day, and it's pretty much confirmed that I'm going to get slammed every single day. Still trying to come up with an Aussie cocktail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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