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Am I normal? Shit that only you do.


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I count people's fingers, and toes if I get the chance.....

 

im a counter bad especially fingers and toes. on people, movie posters, paintings, etc..

 

also ceiling tiles, floor tiles, patterns, usually anything that is more than 4, i will count.

 

i become extremely aroused around 1-2 in the afternoon. i can judge the time of day based on that alone. It doesn't matter where i'm at,or what i'm doing.

 

so needless to say around 2-3, you know what im doing. joke. usually

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can't say i do this myself but a work colleague of mines says whenever he's shaggin' his wife from behind (who i presume he doesn't get along with because he works aboot 20 hours of overtime every week) he sticks his thumbs in his ear and waves his hands whilst pulling funny faces at the back of her head...

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I dont stand and pee, I stand widely, then lean with one hand on that back wall, and piss so that the stream is literally in the middle of the bowl. No joke. I do it so much that the hand mark is something that could appear if I dont regularly clean the wall. Ive bent a few towel racks whilst drunk peeing.

 

i lay out a net of toilet paper before a supposedly messy dump to break the splash factor.

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I dont stand and pee, I stand widely, then lean with one hand on that back wall, and piss so that the stream is literally in the middle of the bowl. No joke. I do it so much that the hand mark is something that could appear if I dont regularly clean the wall. Ive bent a few towel racks whilst drunk peeing.

 

i lay out a net of toilet paper before a supposedly messy dump to break the splash factor.

 

I always see old fat men in boozers pissin' like this... i think it's the only way they manage to pish because they make mad struggling noises everytime...

 

i always gift wrap my jobbies tae, stops that bitch moaning like fuck...

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