tatanka Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 ahaha totally misconstrude poor wording on my part as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 I genuinely think I'm better than everyone else. Everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 I count people's fingers, and toes if I get the chance..... im a counter bad especially fingers and toes. on people, movie posters, paintings, etc.. also ceiling tiles, floor tiles, patterns, usually anything that is more than 4, i will count. i become extremely aroused around 1-2 in the afternoon. i can judge the time of day based on that alone. It doesn't matter where i'm at,or what i'm doing. so needless to say around 2-3, you know what im doing. joke. usually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 i become extremely aroused around 1-2 in the afternoon. i can judge the time of day based on that alone. It doesn't matter where i'm at,or what i'm doing. so needless to say around 2-3, you know what im doing. joke. usually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 can't say i do this myself but a work colleague of mines says whenever he's shaggin' his wife from behind (who i presume he doesn't get along with because he works aboot 20 hours of overtime every week) he sticks his thumbs in his ear and waves his hands whilst pulling funny faces at the back of her head... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tatanka Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Why can't I get a picture that meets the size requirements but fails to upload? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I count people's fingers, and toes if I get the chance This! Mainly with toes, based on the amount and the condition of toes I judge what type of person they are. Cheeto feet are everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I don't know where in the fuck you people go where nobody has shoes on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Flip-flops and open toed shoes abound, especially in the warmer months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Haha, I think deep down I just wanted someone to say 'flip flops'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 write right handed but play sports left handed thats probably not that #rare though.. read magazines back to front so i dont miss anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 i think opening beer bottles with my teeth is hardcore. i know its not, but i still feel pretty badass when i do it. im working my way up to disposing of the bottles by breaking them over my head but it hasn't worked out that well so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 I put iPod earphones into my phone while I'm talking because I can't be fucked holding it against my ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbie blowjob Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 or you could pull your hands out of your pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted September 14, 2013 Author Share Posted September 14, 2013 whenever i see pic of something i just painted i have to stare at it for a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 haha ^^ true, i do that too.. or pretty much anything i create or when i photoshop or edit photos. constantly scanning looking for imperfections Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 thats a perfectly normal & commendable quality in any artist true to themselves & their craft.. gotta be your own harshest critic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 i get the shower running , take a shit, but don't flush... then the take a shower , then flush the toilet afterwards.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 and here you cunts are talking about how you admire your own artwork.......that my pedigree chums.....is artwork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 i get the shower running , take a shit, but don't flush... then the take a shower , then flush the toilet afterwards.... that's so you don't lose the hot water in the shower. I do it all the time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 yes mate!!!!! hahahahahah ,.....thats exactly why i do it. it's strangely comforting knowing i'm not the only one. props to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 I dont stand and pee, I stand widely, then lean with one hand on that back wall, and piss so that the stream is literally in the middle of the bowl. No joke. I do it so much that the hand mark is something that could appear if I dont regularly clean the wall. Ive bent a few towel racks whilst drunk peeing. i lay out a net of toilet paper before a supposedly messy dump to break the splash factor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 ah.. the parachute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 when I paint I don't check the photos until the next day if I can go that long..otherwise I make sure it's been a few hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 I dont stand and pee, I stand widely, then lean with one hand on that back wall, and piss so that the stream is literally in the middle of the bowl. No joke. I do it so much that the hand mark is something that could appear if I dont regularly clean the wall. Ive bent a few towel racks whilst drunk peeing. i lay out a net of toilet paper before a supposedly messy dump to break the splash factor. I always see old fat men in boozers pissin' like this... i think it's the only way they manage to pish because they make mad struggling noises everytime... i always gift wrap my jobbies tae, stops that bitch moaning like fuck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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