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If I'm walking with someone on the street I never split the pole(NH) Light pole/ traffic signs/parking/fire hydrants..etc.

 

If I'm walking with my girl I never let her walk nearer to the street. To me it Implies -she's hooking for me. My Pimp hand's not so strong

 

actually feel you on both of these, props.

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I curl my toes sometimes when Im bored laying down just to induce a muscle spasm in my feet only to stretch it back out. its not painful....its just a feeling Im curious about..

 

I realized recently that I will either hold my breath or exhale when I pass certain people while out and about. I do it to avoid smelling their passing breeze. Some people just dont smell good.

 

I do both of these lol very funny, when I do the breath thing in public I always feel really socially awkward

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I realized recently that I will either hold my breath or exhale when I pass certain people while out and about. I do it to avoid smelling their passing breeze. Some people just dont smell good.

 

lol yeah i've done this since i was a kid. you can just tell when someone's gonna stink like a bum or unkempt person.

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who else has a morning routine that if it's interrupted fucks them up completely for the rest of the day?

 

If i don't do 15 sit ups, push ups and dips before I have a shower, drink a coffee and have 3 slices of toast with banana and honey, smoke then brush my teeth my day is pretty much over.

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I book imaginary meetings at work via outlook to avoided being invited to a real meeting.

 

I use a combination of BUSY & OUT OF OFFICE.

 

today:

10:00am to 12:00pm

2:00pm to 4:00pm

 

 

 

Also, when I don't want to talk to someone for a couple of days, I prep a out of office reply, once the fucker emails me, I shoot a quick reply back fashioned as a said out of office reply.

 

 

"I'm currently out off the office blah blah blah, eat a dick, blah blah blah."

 

Sincerely

I_R

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