grd Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Most everyone has heard of the mysteriously ghoulish "things that go bump in the night." For one South Carolina woman, that "thing" was her ex-boyfriend, who she found living in her attic more than 12 years after they had broken up. Tracy [last name withheld], a Rock Hill, S.C., resident and single mother of five, says she heard a thump from up above and saw nails start popping out from her bedroom ceiling Saturday, Yahoo! News reported. Around 2:30 a.m. Tracy felt as if “something just ain’t right," she told the Charlotte Observer. When she heard noises in the attic and saw nails popping out, she thought “there was some poltergeist stuff going on." It wasn't the devil dancing on the ceiling. It was her ex-boyfriend, who had been living in her attic for about two weeks since he was released from prison, according to WCNC. The two had broken up more than 12 years ago. She never considered getting back with him, despite him claiming in letters he sent from jail that he had changed. She thought he had gone to Charlotte after his latest arrest. Her adult sons and her nephew found him asleep in the back of the attic. "They found a man. He had packed all the old coats and jackets into the heating unit and was sleeping in the heating unit," Tracy told WCNC, saying that her ex-boyfriend ran downstairs and out of the house before police got there. They found several "Route 44" Sonic cups filled with feces and urine, according to Local 8. They also saw that the ex-boyfriend had rigged the ceiling vents so he could look down at Tracy in her bedroom from his spot in the attic. The only access to the attic is through a door from inside the home, in the hallway that connects her children's bedrooms, according to Local 8. “It’s got me flabbergasted,” Tracy told the Charlotte Observer. “How can you look at someone through an air vent?” The suspect is still at large. He is described as a black male, 5 feet 6 inches tall and weighing 170 pounds. By the looks of that silhouette she should be pleased she found a guy who's willing to commit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100%juice Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 whoa. and to think, if she hadnt woke up when she did I'd still be up there in the attic oontzing in peace. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Good to see the rehabilitation went well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_chestnut? Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 living the dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 You got to wonder what makes people think that this even remotely a ok thing to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 the drugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU_TOO Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 How many Tracys live Rock Hill that have five children? Guess we know what she was doing while dude was locked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 hi grd !!!! that will be realism someday in your attic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 normal people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbie blowjob Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 someone read anne frank in the joint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 DATS SOME POLLERGYST SHYT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 hi grd !!!! that will be realism someday in your attic We're never gonna break up though. And even if we did, I'd never do something as pedestrian as relieving myself in Sonic cups. Big Gulps have a much higher capacity and are made of sturdy plastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 sonic cups will keep your poop warm though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini Bus Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 This shits nutty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100%juice Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 not sure how that picture is relevant... but I approve! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 twerk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Im sorry, but this is FUCKING awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Lol she isn't even remotely worried how the fuck he got in the house and through the hallway that connects her children's bedrooms...All she was worried about was him creepin on her through the airvents. And lol at the last line in the article 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 hi grd !!!! that will be realism someday in your attic Hiya Injury!! We already play this game except he wears a gimp suit and he tries to surprise me; much like The Pink Panther films, he's Kato and I'm Jacques Clouseau...but with more of a sinister undertone. And lol at the last line in the article Finally, someone thinks I'm funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 i feel happier watching the grd/realism relationship blossom. much happier than eon/every12ozgirl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 he's Kato and I'm Jacques Clouseau...but with more of a sinister undertone. hellova reference. 10 points for gryffindor and shit i feel happier watching the grd/realism relationship blossom. much happier than eon/every12ozgirl or pada "i would cross the world for you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 I'm going to start a correspondence with this guy and gain some insight/tips on next level stalkage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 actually a very appropriate gif for this thread. im disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 "i would cross the world for you" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 & everything is starting to feel right again... whats he keep covering up on his right shoulder, a boost-commissioned tattoo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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