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My year of hell: Thats what you get for ''Horsing around''

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in basic training there were two southern folks that admitted to sex with animals.

 

goat--he was a white boy from louisiana. said he'd tried it as a teen and once he discovered that regular human pussy was better and not that hard to get and stopped with the animals. we called him goat.

 

beef--black kid from georgia or alabama, can't remember. admitted to trying several species and liked it. wasn't bright. said he got in trouble on a family vacation in mexico for raping a goat, the land owner caught him and told his parents... said he liked cows and dogs best. we called him beef. he was a fuck up. didn't like him at all.

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One time I came home to find my ex-roommate streaming a video of a chick getting plowed by a German Shepherd. I shook my head, went in my room and did some hacking on his computer- I had admin access since he got tons of viruses and didn't know how to fix anything. (Gee, I wonder why.)

 

So I checked the web history, found out which site he was looking at stuff on, then used the HOSTS file to block the site. I was going to redirect him to a Last Resort site from that URL but that would have been a dead giveaway.

 

Another guy I know got paid $20 to fuck a canned ham at a party. Not exactly bestiality, just funny and gross.

 

this is wildly amusing.

 

The shit i saw as a webadmin for a web hosting company was stunning.

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i was genuinely shocked, not because he was an animal fucker, but becuase he trusted me so fast with his vile intel.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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my best friend in grade 4 had a few cats. with a nervous chuckle, he revealed to me that he occasionally pushed the eraser end of those generic pencils into his cats buttholes. needless to say, i wasnt his friend for too long afterwards. his dad honestly drank a 24 everyday, & even after were out of school & all, wed still drive back to our old neighbourhood just to egg his house & shit :lol:

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Oh lordy...

 

The girl who use to dome me up who confessed her beastiality in me(what a mistake that was)

told me she found some website that hooks people up with aniamals.

I kid you fucking not, I almost asked what it was called but decided it was best

for whats left of my small amount of faith in humanity if I didnt.

 

The only other story I have involving people, animals, and intimacy stems from way back.

In elementary school our friend Skeety use to basically bully all of our friends who

lived in his neighborhood. Well all that shit wrapped up the day one of them

spilled the beans later he had let his dog lick his penaut butter covered dick..

Thhhhats really something you dont want people to know.

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he revealed to me that he occasionally pushed the eraser end of those generic pencils into his cats buttholes. needless to say, i wasnt his friend for too long afterwards.

 

:lol: What I find funny is that it took you a minute to think about it, was there really something to take into consideration about staying friends?! :lol:

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Mate of mine was getting his house renovated. Builder sat my mate down one afternoon and told him that was firing the apprentice as he had been caught trying to get my mate's dog to lick his knob.

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