anybody_wanna_chestnut? Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 So my brothers got a probation meeting on monday....his first one..and it says he has to take a rinse test for drugs on the paper he got in the mail...He smoked some weed last night and is wondering if its gonna show up on the test. I dunno anything about a rinse test but i figured one of you geniuses might. So whats the deal with probation rinse tests? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 why did he smoke weed 48 hours before a known piss test ... ? retarded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Free OP's brother! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.none. Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Your brother is clearly a genius. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_chestnut? Posted August 25, 2012 Author Share Posted August 25, 2012 its a mouth swab not a piss test...he said he had it passed to him and just didnt think about it and hit it....hes not the sharpest tool in the shed...i figured some one might know about this here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 They shaved off some of my leg hairs one time just to get a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_chestnut? Posted August 25, 2012 Author Share Posted August 25, 2012 i thought you kept em smooth for the fellas?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 No, the fellas keep their fingers smooth for his butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Illuminati Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Yo on the real he can smoke right up to the test due to how THC works with a rinse test. The test won't pick up the cannabinoids until they have been in his system for over a month. He has nothing at all to worry about. But if he wants to flush himself out the best way to do it isn't to waste money on those golden seals and shit like that since they test for them, instead just mix the following together and drink it the night before before he goes in to get tested. 1/2 cup white vinegar 3 cups prune juice 3/4 cup epson salt 1/4 cup hot sauce (not the cheap stuff either the spicier the better due to the capsaicin) 2 cups pickle brine 1 cup instant coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 He'll be doing plenty of flushing with that concoction........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Also: "Saliva based drug tests can generally detect use during the previous few hours to 1–2 days. THC may only be detectable for less than 12.0 hours in most cases. Detection in saliva tests begins almost immediately upon use of the following substances, and lasts for approximately the following times: Alcohol: 6–24 h[13] NOTE: Saliva tests are poorly sensitive to THC and detection times can vary considerably based on the cutoffs used. In some cases drug use may only be detectable for a few hours. Adulteration products are readily available on the Internet to avoid oral fluid detection." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_chestnut? Posted August 26, 2012 Author Share Posted August 26, 2012 Yo on the real he can smoke right up to the test due to how THC works with a rinse test. The test won't pick up the cannabinoids until they have been in his system for over a month. He has nothing at all to worry about. But if he wants to flush himself out the best way to do it isn't to waste money on those golden seals and shit like that since they test for them, instead just mix the following together and drink it the night before before he goes in to get tested. 1/2 cup white vinegar 3 cups prune juice 3/4 cup epson salt 1/4 cup hot sauce (not the cheap stuff either the spicier the better due to the capsaicin) 2 cups pickle brine 1 cup instant coffee Is this for real? like a mouth wash or actually drink this shit...im telling him to do it either way...i just wanna be in on it if it is a joke. edit: i just read that combination again and that shit mixed all together cannot be good for your body.. Also: "Saliva based drug tests can generally detect use during the previous few hours to 1–2 days. THC may only be detectable for less than 12.0 hours in most cases. Detection in saliva tests begins almost immediately upon use of the following substances, and lasts for approximately the following times: Alcohol: 6–24 h[13] NOTE: Saliva tests are poorly sensitive to THC and detection times can vary considerably based on the cutoffs used. In some cases drug use may only be detectable for a few hours. Adulteration products are readily available on the Internet to avoid oral fluid detection." no shit, so its all good any how.....so you gotta be a heavy smoker for it to even show up period? i know he smokes on and off but def not a regular thing. good looks and props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 so you gotta be a heavy smoker for it to even show up period? i know he smokes on and off but def not a regular thing. good looks and props. I wouldn't interpret it that way. The more of anything you take in, the greater the level of it in your body, but less does not equal undetectable. That's the main problem with these flush your system solutions. People think they are expelling all of that substance from their system, which is false. Most of those systems have you increase your fluid intake to dilute your urine so that the level of THC or whatever they're testing for is below the cutoff for what is detectable for most tests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 damn your "brother" is mentally challenged. this among other reasons are why I quit smoking. I only look down on people for smoking in situations like this. other than that do u get your mind right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 If he smoked the day before a piss test as long as he wasn't smoking regularly before he should be ok. He's a dumbass, but thats probably why he's on probation anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Yo on the real he can smoke right up to the test due to how THC works with a rinse test. The test won't pick up the cannabinoids until they have been in his system for over a month. He has nothing at all to worry about. But if he wants to flush himself out the best way to do it isn't to waste money on those golden seals and shit like that since they test for them, instead just mix the following together and drink it the night before before he goes in to get tested. 1/2 cup white vinegar 3 cups prune juice 3/4 cup epson salt 1/4 cup hot sauce (not the cheap stuff either the spicier the better due to the capsaicin) 2 cups pickle brine 1 cup instant coffee 4 ounces of fresh dog feces 3 cups ground up tree bark 1/2 liter of Malort 2 tablespoons of vaginal discharge 1 used tampon (Heavy flow) Definitely will work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 what a dumb ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Hope he enjoys getting pounded in the ass. Sounds like he deserves it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_chestnut? Posted August 26, 2012 Author Share Posted August 26, 2012 yeah i dunno if hes gonna get "pounded in the ass" for failing one drug test. And from what it sounds like hell be straight anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Tell your brother to man up and handle his shit. And to stop being a retard. Sorry, unless he's smoking weed for a condition (other than sobriety) he can quit for a few months and take care of business. If he can't then I have absolutely no sympathy or advice for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 hes not the sharpest tool in the shed... I would have to agree. I am a fan of legalizing weed. But if he knew he was going to be tested and still did it, you should start calling him "corky". I think that some retards need to be kept away from non-retards. Jail might be good for him. Retards like that seem to enjoy going there, it takes all their life decisions away from them. He does not sound like the type of person that will make a good decision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 they make mouth rinses that can make you pass them that you use like 30 min b4 the test. This dude I know swished his mouth out w hydrogen peroxide and passed I dunno if its legit or if he just got lucky but it worked for him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 white people crime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 here's the easiest way to pass a drug test: don't use drugs if you're gonna get tested. my dipshit friend still smokes weed despite the fact that if he gets injured at work, he has to take a piss test before they'll even treat the injury. i've had to piss for him a few times and he's lost jobs over it. it's fucking stupid to risk your livelihood, financial security or freedom to smoke weed. /endrant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Hope he enjoys getting ass to mouth'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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