injury Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Not tonight, i know what's happening tonight ... drawing shit. I come back this morning and find the following scene unfolded before me ... what depraved shit do yall think happened with my roommate last night while i was gone? Hints: A girl (girl A) lives across the hall, she's from poland and loud and just awful ... unfuckwitable. Roomate is hawaiian and half brown half white ... hates girl A.however her friend (girl B ) came last night to visit and i dont know what happened ... i was out of town doing cool shit, namely banging a thick white girl, so i dont know what happened. first thing i saw when i came in ... vacant designer iphone case with a hotel keycard tucked in. Next up, an uncapped tube of toothpaste. I move over to the kitchen and theres an empty icebox full of water, scissors, and roomates graduation plates that he picked up on sale ... noones graduating anytime soon. Moving to the living room, the roomate has a DSLR that he never uses. It's hangin out here. Side table: stank ass orange juice and my roomates macbook and some other shit. finally ... empty fifth of vodka, sean paul CD. what the fuck happened that i missed out on? inj cant figure it out ... :huh: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Graduation themed porn shoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted July 1, 2012 Author Share Posted July 1, 2012 how did the cheese sticks figure in? probably a bad question to ask as i eat one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Amateur porn performers gotta eat too By which I mean they were probably slathered in lube and put in lots of places Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Hint: you got the HIV 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
substanceOVERhype Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 He tried to figure the formula for the next big "facebook". - instead figured the exact ingredients it takes to crash an Instagram for 15 hrs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Who still buys CDs, let alone Sean Paul? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 probably something like this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 thats not a fifth.. more like an over sized airplane bottle.. but none-the-less... thats an odd situation.. ***pic of the thick white chick?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 WAIT WAIT WAIT. I'm gonna dial 9 then 1.... I"ll wait (no less then 5 more mins) for you to tell me you found that tooth paste cap or I'm hitting the second 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 looks like nothing happened. Your roommate brushed his teeth in the kitchen, took out his camera to show the girl to be cool. Sean Paul explains that his taste in music is behind about 6 years. He eats off the happy graduation plate to relive his glory days in high school? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 What da fuG happened... there is a paper plate. tooth paste.a sean paul cd. and ORANGE JUICE!!!!!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted July 1, 2012 Author Share Posted July 1, 2012 i havent found the toothpaste cap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 SHIT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Cap is definitely in girl b's vagina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 when it went up there your roommate was yelling "THIS IS IT....THIS IS IT" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted July 1, 2012 Author Share Posted July 1, 2012 pffft ... no chance im posting the girl, shes wife status maybe the vodka was a liter? im in south carolina i dont know how this shit works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 more importantly why do you have a webber in your living room? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted July 1, 2012 Author Share Posted July 1, 2012 carbon monoxide poisoning bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Looks like a pint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Did you check the camera for photos? Thats the first thing i would've done. Do it. Post photos here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Pretty sure they were just pre-gaming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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!@#$% Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 sean paul happened 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 ^ WHAT HE SAID! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 "MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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