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Not tonight, i know what's happening tonight ... drawing shit.

 

I come back this morning and find the following scene unfolded before me ... what depraved shit do yall think happened with my roommate last night while i was gone?

 

Hints: A girl (girl A) lives across the hall, she's from poland and loud and just awful ... unfuckwitable. Roomate is hawaiian and half brown half white ... hates girl A.however her friend (girl B ) came last night to visit and i dont know what happened ... i was out of town doing cool shit, namely banging a thick white girl, so i dont know what happened.

 

 

first thing i saw when i came in ... vacant designer iphone case with a hotel keycard tucked in.

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Next up, an uncapped tube of toothpaste.

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I move over to the kitchen and theres an empty icebox full of water, scissors, and roomates graduation plates that he picked up on sale ... noones graduating anytime soon.

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Moving to the living room, the roomate has a DSLR that he never uses. It's hangin out here.

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Side table: stank ass orange juice and my roomates macbook and some other shit.

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finally ... empty fifth of vodka, sean paul CD.

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what the fuck happened that i missed out on? inj cant figure it out ... :huh:

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how did the cheese sticks figure in? probably a bad question to ask as i eat one.

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Amateur porn performers gotta eat too

 

By which I mean they were probably slathered in lube and put in lots of places

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thats not a fifth..

 

more like an over sized airplane bottle..

 

but none-the-less...

thats an odd situation..

 

 

 

***pic of the thick white chick??

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WAIT WAIT WAIT.

I'm gonna dial 9 then 1....

I"ll wait (no less then 5 more mins) for you to tell me you found that tooth paste cap or I'm hitting the second 1

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looks like nothing happened. Your roommate brushed his teeth in the kitchen, took out his camera to show the girl to be cool. Sean Paul explains that his taste in music is behind about 6 years. He eats off the happy graduation plate to relive his glory days in high school?

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What da fuG happened... there is a paper plate. tooth paste.a sean paul cd. and ORANGE JUICE!!!!!! LOL

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when it went up there your roommate was yelling "THIS IS IT....THIS IS IT"

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pffft ... no chance im posting the girl, shes wife status

 

maybe the vodka was a liter? im in south carolina i dont know how this shit works.

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Did you check the camera for photos?

 

Thats the first thing i would've done.

 

 

Do it.

Post photos here

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