injury Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Shit anywhere and everywhere. Write in stall. Move on. Shit at work. Free money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 I'm lactose intolerant and went to public high school, so there is no public bathroom worse than what I already went through *EDIT Including Jail - at least the stalls got cleaned there Also I have shit on the side of the interstate... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 i hate public bathroom with tiny holes drilled on the wall and there is somebody on the other side not making any noise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Free Toiletseat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 take it you are one of "those" people that cant get it up without sound Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 JAIL CHANGED MY LIFE FOR THE BETTER I CAN POOP IN FRONT OF OTHERS I CAN TELL U R A FAG BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T MASTERED THE ART OF JAIL ZEN SHITTING Zero interest in going to jail or being able to shit while someone else watches. why does everyone think people just sit in a cell and stare at whichever one is shitting . LOLOLOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 standard setup the paper on the water is fundamental to avoid any backfire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 why does everyone think people just sit in a cell and stare at whichever one is shitting . LOLOLOL. Zero interest in shitting in front of people* No thanks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MedicineCabinet Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 standard setup the paper on the water is fundamental to avoid any backfire this great symmetry, by the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I put a shitload (pun intended) of toilet paper in the toilet itself, so when i poo the turd has a cushion, because when i don't do this. The toilet water splashes back up all over my butthole and nuts. The worst. God knows what kind of gross bacteria is lingering in the toilet, and now just got on my nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 the front paper to avoid the dick to touch the bowl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Shoot Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 poop shoot - i see you lurking opinions? when i was a kid i used to hate shitting in public, but around the time i turned 12 or 13 i started pushing out some monstrous bangers that had a hard time flushing down the shitter at home (which was pretty robust) and caused some unfortunate situations for example i remember visiting my grandparents who i didn't see but once a year and shitting upon arrival (because, cross country flight, and of course i wasn't about to shit in the airport or the plane) and later on the toilet wouldn't flush and grandpops had to work some magic with a wire hanger to get it unclogged and he pulls me aside and gives me the business, "that was a huge shit - that didn't HURT?" so i began to embrace shitting in public to avoid clogging my toilet or other peoples'now that i'm older and eat a more well-rounded diet, the giant sausage loaves aren't much of an issue anymore, but i'm at peace shitting anywhere, as long as the seat is clean and dry. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 "Pushing out monstrous bangers" "Sausage loaves" :lol: Swear that I'm 3 years old when it comes to shit humor, and probably always will be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 this great symmetry, by the way I put a shitload (pun intended) of toilet paper in the toilet itself, so when i poo the turd has a cushion, because when i don't do this. The toilet water splashes back up all over my butthole and nuts. The worst. God knows what kind of gross bacteria is lingering in the toilet, and now just got on my nuts. princesses toilet water is clean BTW. splashback is clean water. i always thought it was refreshing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 not necessarily. you ever leave racing stripes in the bowl? i sure do. especially now that i've embraced the glory of twice daily metamucil. or those little bits of corn or bell pepper skin that just don't go down? or had a total blowout that sprays the entire inside of the bowl brown (defying physics) that doesn't flush clean? splashback fear is totally legit imo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 if you wouldnt drink it, its not clean... i mean, its tap water, yeah - but its tap water touching all kinds of shit. id rather be a toilet princess than a street prince with da aids i was once pissing in a YMCA & saw how the janitor cleaned the toilet seats... he was mopping up all the scust off the surrounding floor, then just took that same mop head & wiped the seats clean. f touching that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 when i was a kid i used to hate shitting in public, but around the time i turned 12 or 13 i started pushing out some monstrous bangers that had a hard time flushing down the shitter at home (which was pretty robust) and caused some unfortunate situations for example i remember visiting my grandparents who i didn't see but once a year and shitting upon arrival (because, cross country flight, and of course i wasn't about to shit in the airport or the plane) and later on the toilet wouldn't flush and grandpops had to work some magic with a wire hanger to get it unclogged and he pulls me aside and gives me the business, "that was a huge shit - that didn't HURT?" so i began to embrace shitting in public to avoid clogging my toilet or other peoples'now that i'm older and eat a more well-rounded diet, the giant sausage loaves aren't much of an issue anymore, but i'm at peace shitting anywhere, as long as the seat is clean and dry. pooberty :D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 Man I love a good public toilet. Coat that shit in toilet paper and half fill the bowl, it's like sitting on a luxury toilet paper pillow lined throne. Then you go to town and don't need to worry if that shit won't flush... it ain't your problem!!! http://www.moviepoopchute.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 this is what happens in prison.. with poo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 after staying in hostels, particularly during Karneval, i have no problems shitting in fucking disgusting bathrooms. the only two things that get to me are the smell of some ones vomit or shit and my dick touching the seat. its also slightly easier when im going to take a shower afterwards, then i care even less about the flith im sitting on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangleyourson Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 No problem taking shits out and about, only thing that gets me is when you get backfire from a public toilet on the balls/Ahole... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 The shitnami undertow dragged him deep into the shit abyss never to be seen again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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