vanfullofretards Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 What's your policy? And yes, this was made while taking a gigantic shit in a restroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=137873 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted June 27, 2012 Author Share Posted June 27, 2012 Yeah but I have a poll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 "Public" like behind a dumpster or "public" like in a stall in a public restroom? #publicpooperquestions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Due to my job, sometimes I have to piss/shit whenever I get a chance, regardless of location. Also due to my job, viewing drug test happens daily. I have found that the more comfortable you are with yourself, the easier it is to do bodily things in front of other people. I could not give a shit if someone was watching me take that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Never have I ever. Except once in the main train transhit (actually a typo, which I just noticed and will not be correcting) hub in Milan. A truly dire shituation (I made that one on purpose). I tend to be a weirdo about public restrooms in general. As far as Cil's point, though I am comfortable with myself I do not think I would ever shit directly in front of someone else. The drunk pisspuke is common enough, but beyond that, nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 I keep one of these in my wallet. I WILL SHIT ANYWHERE. AN-E--WHERE. i swear to god after I'm done i feel like 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 I HAVE THE POWERRRR!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 I have seen some nasty shit in these streets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 i'd rather be comfortable and shit if i have to. what the fuck do you do if you have to shit on a road trip? hold it in? that's kinda fucked up. if you've ever stayed in jail for an extended period of time, you can shit anywhere. co-sign the baby wipes too. i make my wife carry a few in her purse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Found these at Walgreens five finger swipe later they work Big ups TS n Poop Shoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 about a few weeks to a month ago, i was leaving my friends by walking through this bigass empty parking lot thats been put out of service. i had eaten nothing all day except one huge meal with soup, chicken, etc before leaving his place. about 4/5ths of the way through said parking lot, i had the worst pre-shart pains & a badly churning stomach in general... it couldnt wait. i made sure nobody was around, then took off my nice pants & boxers to make sure they wouldnt get any accidental velocity/running stains in the process.. then let it rip. it was one of the runs ive ever dealt with; loud farts as shit came splattering out at every possible angle, almost exactly like in the WOW episode of south park where cartmans mom caught his diarrhea. as i threw away the second sock after making sure i was stain-free, still squatting - it started raining hard. i took a flick of this inconvenient, eventful shit. ill post it later tonight in the pies thread - been meaning to drop one for a while, but been lazy then last night, i had to shit real badly all of a sudden... didnt have time to find an aids-infested toilet downtown; it was either shit myself on the spot & go home from there, or hop a fence & shit in a clean, private alley. lost a boxer i swear these things dont happen as often as ive just made them seem... im a clean freak with most things, especially when it comes to excrement. if i take a shit at home, i clean off with a nice quick lower-body shower as for public toilets? i wont even go near that shit in certain places (coffee time, gas stations, etc)... only would shit in the cleanest ones i can find & still use half a tree to make sure no contact is made, & that the water is parachuted so i dont get aids splashing on my corn hole.... public toilets are basically for only if the urgency of the shit is in moderation between having to shit myself on the spot, or being able to wait a little until i get home & drop deuces in comfort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 I've ranted about this many times before, mainly how work poopers are seriously fucking disgusting. I work in office buildings around executives, and it seems the more $ they make, the nastier they are. The kind of guys who have no shame showing their face after they just repeatedly stepped on a duck. fuck them. I hate having to smell their shit. I expect it from you blue collar types who are paid by the hour, but you're still fucking scum too. It has forced me over the past decade to seek out (out of the way) empty washrooms just so I can piss without feeling like I'm sucking on someones sphincter. My office washrooms are bombed by 7:30am when the building is still empty, it's like people come here to shit on purpose. I see people who have routines, doing it 3 times a day, on a strict schedule like a Swiss train. I guess they get no peace at home? If you're that dialed into you regularity, shift your internal clock to right when you wake up, and right before you go to bed. I public poop maybe once a year, in dire dumb & dumber circumstances... but even then I try to Costanza it and poop in marble-lined shitters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 poop shoot - i see you lurking opinions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Also due to my job, viewing drug test happens daily. I fucking hated getting tasked with being a pecker checker for the wiz-quiz. On topic, as long as there are ass gaskets, I'm shitting wherever. No curtesy flushing either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 . Dumpin in public is my favorite, it's great to freak people out sounding like you giving birth to a turn child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 I hate public dumps, but you gotta do what you gotta do. I got used to it when in college...spending all day on campus and living too far away, you've got to just man up and do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Worst bathroom I've ever taken a shit in was the Hemlock in SF. No door to close, just some half ass curtain between the shitter and the urinal, graffiti 2 inches thick on all surfaces and hipsters trying to hide their cocaine use on the other side of the curtain, pussies. Anyway, shitting in public is no problem, I'd always rather have home field advantage, but when you gotta go ya gotta go. Also, I think it was said earlier, if you've ever been in jail for any amount of time-it shouldn't be a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted June 27, 2012 Author Share Posted June 27, 2012 Good god, I didn't expect anyone to really respond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted June 27, 2012 Author Share Posted June 27, 2012 Just kidding, I know you sick fucks too well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Van, do you mind if I use your bathroom? I promise only to go number one:). Trust me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 i'm with cilone, due to job its not an option. try taking a dump in an mre bag doing 45 down afghani highways while squatting inside a stryker, hoping your driver doesn't have to hit the brakes or that you don't hit an ied... i used to not, til i was 21. then i got some food poisoning and didn't want to shit my pants at school. so i gave in, haven't looked back. i will shit anywhere. i fear no toilet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 power dump here at least once a month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 man up and go for broke i don't get the big deal. wipe be clean or just gruesome dropped a biggie after a hungover burger king breakfast while painting an abandoned building, few hours after some kid stepped back from doing his piece and planted the air max firmly in it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Human shit and graffiti is a heady mix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Human shit and graffiti is a heady mix. when i'm winter painting and there's still leftover snow on the ground i love to take a break from painting and shit in that snow then cover said shit in the snow, with some more (clean) snow don't worry about it but yeah i don't like it, but i have to shit in public restrooms like every day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 VFOR, I'm guessing you either never went to jail before or else you held your shit like you were George Costanza going to India. As I've said before, it's always better to play on home court then having to play an away game. That being said, I do enjoy taking a shit outdoors if no one is around, but will be to find it later. Left one on home plate before. Notice how a turd taken outside the bowl doesn't hold it's shape as much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 try taking a dump in an mre bag doing 45 down afghani highways while squatting inside a stryker, hoping your driver doesn't have to hit the brakes or that you don't hit an ied... The spoils of war Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 JAIL CHANGED MY LIFE FOR THE BETTER I CAN POOP IN FRONT OF OTHERS I CAN TELL U R A FAG BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T MASTERED THE ART OF JAIL ZEN SHITTING Zero interest in going to jail or being able to shit while someone else watches. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted June 29, 2012 Author Share Posted June 29, 2012 VFOR, I'm guessing you either never went to jail before or else you held your shit like you were George Costanza going to India. Why? I never said I couldn't shit in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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