Brickos Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Reads from the bottom UP :D My child is not going on FB. Does Beyonce put her child on FB? It'll be the best child in the world, it won't be anywhere near FB. Date: Thu, 14 Jun 2012 14:22:27 +1000 Subject: Re: quick... I'm setting up a FB page right now for the kid. All men are retards but Greeks dominate gene wise. Known fact. Worse case, at least I know what I'm up against... so better than a sperm donor. You wouldn't be involved financially or emotionally, so don't worry about that. I'd send you the odd photo, only if you wanted. This is exciting! Date: Thu, 14 Jun 2012 14:13:33 +1000 Subject: Re: quick... Well make sure you get the appropriate scans, you don't want the baby to be retarded like it's father. It's fete. Lawyer was meant to send me to London, then it changed to Sydney. I was only saying last month how clucky I was. Clearly god wanted me to quit smoking for a reason. Always said I'd be 33. I've got a job that can support a full time nanny. Issue will be how much time I can take off but if any chick can do it, DC can. Fete. Date: Thu, 14 Jun 2012 14:08:45 +1000 Subject: Re: quick... Well no drinking then. Yep, I am. And I'm having it. I can afford a nanny in NY... all sorted. Later. Dear lord. You're NOT pregnant, I know this. But not drinking is a good thing. Not that you care but not coming over tonight. I don't want to drink, I'm pregnant. Date: Thu, 14 Jun 2012 14:04:02 +1000 Subject: Re: quick... hahaha. Yep, that's got the range (Tennis Coach, Millionaire, Fireman, Frenchman). The others I didn't separate so you would have got 4 Tennis Coaches. The Fireman is the best from an orgasm perspective, it's quicker. The Millionaire is the classic bullet. Don't EVER use a Frenchman on her, let her do that... or you run the risk of putting yourself out of a job. Tennis Coach... haven't been able to get my head around that one yet! Enjoy :) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Realism Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Congratulations, I suppose She seems like a strong and independent woman with a sassy streak Late 80s/early 90s comedy in the making...I'm thinking Crocodile Dundee mixed with Raising Arizona and Mrs. Doubtfire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 no, but his girl is! ziiiiiiiiiiing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 So did you get a french tennis instructor fireman pregnant or is this some sort of elaborate hoax? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 PATERNITY TEST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brickos Posted June 14, 2012 Author Share Posted June 14, 2012 So did you get a french tennis instructor fireman pregnant or is this some sort of elaborate hoax? She has a "product" that is her side biz. Probably gonna make a bucket load of cash out of it too :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 yeah wait so you fathered something and she doesnt care except payments? ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 they always want payments. someone will put the thought in her head. They always take your money.Most people it comes out of their paycheck before they get paid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Shouldn't have nutted in her mouth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Girls can get preg from swallowing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 I've seen what getting jizzed on by a group of people does to a man, it is not pretty. I wasn't a part of it but when I was 12 or 13 I went to a sleep away summer camp and this is like when we were starting to discover porn and jacking off. Some kid brought some playboys and naked playing cards, sh*t like that with him. Anyway, one kid in our cabin was a huge tool, stole stuff like food and money from other people in our cabin. So half a dozen kids decided one night to wake up in the middle of the night at like 3 a.m and take turns jacking off in the bathroom, running out before they finished and blowing their load on the kid when he was sleeping. Literally 6-8 kids did this, all over his face, sheets, upper body, and hands, one kid also did it in his shoes. So everyone else wakes up the next morning and we all knew what had happened but this kid couldn't figure out why he was all sticky for like 15 minutes until a counselor forced it out of a kid. When the kid found out he went absolutely nuts, like certifiably crazy mental breakdown. He had to leave the camp for psychiatric treatment, worst part was after he took a shower and went to leave he stepped in the jizz shoes and also like 6 of my friends I never saw again because they got kicked out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 WHITE PEOPLE! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 when i was in grade 11, my friends psycho mom sent him away to some school for hopeless kids - all the way in montana for a year he took turns with like 5-6 other dudes jacking off into the shampoo bottle of some guy they didnt like i told him that shit mas mad gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 holy shit, this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walid Jumblat Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 My sister pissed me off once when we were kids. So I went out in to the garden, found this massive slug and put it in her shampoo bottle. She washed her hair with that stuff for like a month before she found it. 30 odd years later, I still laugh to myself. Congrats Brikos, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Congratu-fucking-lations BRICKOS2. Didn't read but hopefully it's a boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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grd Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 You impregnated a 33 year old woman who's setting up a facebook page for a foetus, that doesn't know the difference between fate and a fete. Score Congrats man, pob lwc i ti! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted June 14, 2012 Author Share Posted June 14, 2012 Nah the FB was my idea. The jizz stories are... well... I've never had the "spare" slice of toast :D Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Reading from the bottom up is mad confusing. WHY YOU NO ADD CLIFF NOTES???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 H ZWH EINAI SAN ANGOURI, O ENAS TO TROI KAI DROSIZETE KAI O ALOS TO TR0I KAI ZORIZETE (LIFE IS LIKE A CUCUMBER, ONE PERSON EATS IT & IS REFRESHED WHILST ANOTHER IS FORCED TO EAT IT) Get it? Because BRICKOS2 is Greek? (That's what I drew from the first post) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Pretty sure Brickos is from your island colony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 All men are retards but Greeks dominate gene wise. Known fact. I believe he is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Unless through advances in modern medicine Brickos is the one pregnant, I think the non-italics are the mother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 In that case, congratulations on the Greek baby. If he's anywhere near as brilliant as Plato you're on a winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahh Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 boy i tell ya, i sure tried to read this thread but its just now makin any darn sense to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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