Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
nsmbfan

caught a case

Recommended Posts

Deny, deny and then deny some more.

Speaking of court, met a dude who went to court for possession of implements for graffiti, told a story about going to paint a legal spot, got found not guilty and got 15 tins back in fresh, crispy brown paper evidence bags.

It was me

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
This forum is supported by the 12ozProphet Shop, so go buy a shirt and help support!
This forum is brought to you by the 12ozProphet Shop.
This forum is brought to you by the 12oz Shop.
why the fuck didnt you ask forsit??

 

I was thinking that too, except it was more like, "Whatever you do, do not ask Forsit".

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
My dude, the best thing I can do is be direct on shit. If you keep getting caught up on dumb shit, you're not a very good criminal. This is furthered if you can't figure out on your own that DA= District Attorney, and that no $ for a lawyer= Public Pretender.

 

I understand DA means district attorney. I was inquiring as to why the DA dispositioned my case on 4/27. Turn out that's when the prosecutor finally looked at it and decided if she would pursue it or not (according to yahoo answers).

 

I understand that no $ means I get a lawyer who gets his paycheck from the people trying to lock me up. That's why I'm asking legal advice from criminals.

 

 

As for being a good criminal, I'm not. Bad decisions happen. Especially drunk. All of my interactions with police in the past year has been under the heavy influence of alcohol. I'd take that as a sign to quit drinking, and I have - it's just beer from now on.

 

I do agree though, time to get my shit together. I'm on the wrong side of 25 to be living so reckless. I always used to think that doing a small bid during my twenties is small enough punishment to enjoy a little fun. But that's no longer true, if it ever were.

 

Getting old sucks.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

So instead of taking your teenage lover on a vacation to Mexico, maby you should pocket that cash in anticipation for a lawyer?

 

Did you ever say what you got charged with, im too lazy to flip back

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I remember trying that "I'm not giving you permission to search me" line back in the day.

Cop responded with a chuckle and "you just gave me probable cause by saying that".

 

Then said in court that I consented to a search.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

i always love reading the report after getting arrested. So many lies, and over exxagerated to the fullest.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

LOL------YOU GUISE ARE ACTING LIKE ANGRY TEENZ BECAUSE COPS ARENT ALL BAD AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH GROW UP DERRRR HURRRR HURRRR HERP A DERP...I'M NOT A COP BUT I UNDERSTAND THEY HAVE A HARD JOB HURRRR DURRRRRRR DUURRRRRRRRRRR...

 

ATTENTION MODERATORS:::: BAN ALL SERIOUS FAGS THAT POST COMMENTS SIMILAR TO THAT^^^

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You guys are acting like angry teens. Cops aren't all bad, grow up. I'm not a cop, but I understand that they have a hard job.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I'm not a cop, but I understand that they CHOSE a hard job.

 

I don't really get into the whole 'fixed' shit... but... fixed.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The only hard part about being a cop is the hard stick they take up the rectum on the daily.

Seriously though, imagine the world without police... It would be anarchy.

Graffito as far as the eye can see, men eating each others faces unabated.

Now that's what I call a dystopia.

 

2513.jpg

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I don't really get into the whole 'fixed' shit... but... fixed.

 

If you'll notice, I typed exactly what gasface did when he was paraphrasing what he didn't want to hear.

 

aboveurfixtoday

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
^He just said graffiti as far as the eye can see like that would be a bad thing.

 

 

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRZw-NDKZKhz1gcyvSKSpWKSf7H0gcpqV5mdcUdFzPXM5kUNhF-LGBOcLqH

 

Obviously you don't know very much. Do you even know what it feels like to have

worked hard for something and then have it defaced by teenage graffiti rap taggers!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
^He just said graffiti as far as the eye can see like that would be a bad thing.

 

You might notice that I wrote 'graffito'.

That and you're fucking retarded if you can't recognise the sarcasm in that post.

But ipod makes a good point, I'd hate to have toy rap letters painted on my new caravan.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

yah, the vacation is cancelled. probably gonna just drive to padre.

 

me AND the lady are having legal troubles. so much shit has happened since the vacation idea thread. jinxed myself.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRZw-NDKZKhz1gcyvSKSpWKSf7H0gcpqV5mdcUdFzPXM5kUNhF-LGBOcLqH

 

Obviously you don't know very much. Do you even know what it feels like to have

worked hard for something and then have it defaced by teenage graffiti rap taggers!

 

 

It puts a smile on my face every time a new tag pops up on the green electrical box in my front yard.

 

It infuriated me when the city buffed it without my permission.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
You might notice that I wrote 'graffito'.

That and you're fucking retarded if you can't recognise the sarcasm in that post.

But ipod makes a good point, I'd hate to have toy rap letters painted on my new caravan.

 

 

Who the fuck says "graffito"?

 

And you need to work on your sarcasm skills.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
LOL------YOU GUISE ARE ACTING LIKE ANGRY TEENZ BECAUSE COPS ARENT ALL BAD AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH GROW UP DERRRR HURRRR HURRRR HERP A DERP...I'M NOT A COP BUT I UNDERSTAND THEY HAVE A HARD JOB HURRRR DURRRRRRR DUURRRRRRRRRRR...

 

ATTENTION MODERATORS:::: BAN ALL SERIOUS FAGS THAT POST COMMENTS SIMILAR TO THAT^^^

 

x2_b41cf64

"DAWG! Was this directed towards my comment that police reports are always exxagerated?"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


×
×
  • Create New...