nsmbfan Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 "Congratulations! Based on your initial information, we are interested in having you take the next step to becoming a sperm donor-by filling out the medical profile." http://123donate.com/spermdonors.html $150 per sample, once a week, for 6 months. anyone ever do this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 i wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Wow, looks like I have some socks that are really valuable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Silly quagmire and his get rich quick skeme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 GET DAT PAPER! MY G! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 We eating good round here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Even while I was going to school and broke as fuck, I couldn't live with the idea of my offspring rolling around the world and not having anything to do with him/her. Maybe I'm in the minority and a total fag for saying that but that's my .02. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Part of me is all about doing this, but then I'm also terrified that 20 years down the line some gangly ginger will show up at my door like "Dad...? I've been searching for you for 6 months, I came all the way from Scottsdale, and I just want to get to know you...I'm making a documentary film about the experience." Then his whole camera crew will pile into my home, scaring my woman and filming my things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 @bigdoughnut - I feel the same way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 6, 2012 Author Share Posted June 6, 2012 Even while I was going to school and broke as fuck, I couldn't live with the idea of my offspring rolling around the world and not having anything to do with him/her. Maybe I'm in the minority and a total fag for saying that but that's my .02. br0. i even checked the box on the form that says "IS IT OK FOR YOUR OFFSPRING TO CONTACT YOU WHEN THEY TURN 18?" i said, sure, fuck it, let's see how i did! being poor is a major factor. and lol @ realism. i can't prop anyone in here, i'm 24'd for all of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 See you on an HBO special a few years down the line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 NSMB you actually did it? Are you going to go back every month? LOL. Lot of kids will be popping up in 20 years. Do they keep it on ice? for people to choose from your "traits" (like hair color, eye, heigh, intelligence, school history) shit like that, or is it a blind buy for people? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 br0. i even checked the box on the form that says "IS IT OK FOR YOUR OFFSPRING TO CONTACT YOU WHEN THEY TURN 18?" i said, sure, fuck it, let's see how i did! Let's look at the possibilities of this situation in 18 years: 1.) Knock knock. Opens door. Hi dad, it's me, Bill Gates. Score: +$54,000,000,000 2.) Knock knock. Opens door. Hi dad, it's me, Jeffery Dahmer. Score: -17 bodies Realm of possibilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 6, 2012 Author Share Posted June 6, 2012 i just got the acceptance letter today. gotta do a full medical history now, last 3 generations of family members medical history (lol, ima lie). and they store it cryogenically "We look forward to having you in the Fairfax Cryobank Donor Program. Sincerely, The staff of Fairfax Cryobank" and yeah, all of that. hair, eyes, dick size, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 What're the prerequisites? Edit: Just read the rest of the page Sounds like a good bet, what could go wrong? You'll have contacts all over the world, and a place to stay whenever you feel like going on a vacation. Not only that, but should the world ever turn to shit, zombies err'where, you've got your own little army. Congratulations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 6, 2012 Author Share Posted June 6, 2012 gangly ginger kids don't fight well? i honestly don't know. you bring up an excellent point on traveling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 The gingers will be the bait... duh But then, if ginger's have no soul, will the zombies still want em? Now there's a good point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RIPS Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Low res versions of this have been floating around the web for some time, so this might be old for some of you. Never the less, efukt has secured the HD version... so you can now watch Sindee Jennings puke her brains out in the absolutely highest quality available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Just what America needs..... MORE RETARDS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Demand has never been higher, and of course I just "defanged the cobra". cum hungry world I have the worst timing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Just sell your jizz to reverse the vasectomy... oh wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 ill just keep doing it for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Demand has never been higher, and of course I just "defanged the cobra". cum hungry world I have the worst timing. Truth, you did. Other countries either don't pay, pay less, or have more stringent policies. I saw it on Colbert last night. In other news, despite my abject terror at the idea of fathering a nutcase, or mini Realism showing up with a blank baby book a decade or two down the line, sometimes when money is tight (like now) I daydream about doing this. Then I wish I could be a girl for a day because they can get like 10 grand for some eggiwegs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 I've heard they're really picky with who they choose. You need really good genetics, they almost exclusively only use college graduates too. Not to mention you have to be celibate for the duration of your donating. I'd like to hear if you get in the program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashed tangerine Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 anyone ever do this? No I don't hit bushes with a sword in order to gain a jewelled version of Indian currency while I'm dressed up in a green tunic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 ^ i thought it was a metaphor for agriculture/economy/paving civilization... & just a simple way of getting money in the game the pay is good. i would do it... but the curiosity of how theyre doing would still be a nagging thought until i saw him/her. i wouldnt want some cunt treating my child like shit. i know they only give the jizz away to couples who qualify & appear perfectly stable in all facets, but still.. im sure they can figure out a way to lie/bend the rules on a technicality, just like you did with the family history thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Part of me is all about doing this, but then I'm also terrified that 20 years down the line some gangly ginger will show up at my door like "Dad...? I've been searching for you for 6 months, I came all the way from Scottsdale, and I just want to get to know you...I'm making a documentary film about the experience." Then his whole camera crew will pile into my home, scaring my woman and filming my things. wait..........so you're a ginger? hopefully not old news. also. i was accepted to the nut-for-money program many moons ago but failed to go forward based on a sudden move out of the area. woulda stacked 75$ a pop. and i fucking needed that shit. not once did i give any fucks about some random half breed rollin on my 16 years down the line... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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