SystemFailure Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Total non sequitur I feel like I'm enhancing my body's performance when I eat deli meat right out of the paper. No frills just deli envelopes of muscle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Scientist Posted June 4, 2012 Author Share Posted June 4, 2012 Dude just got arrested in Berlin in an internet cafe. . . most likely checking on news and looking at pictures of himself. He made it all the way from Paris to Berlin on a bus and nobody noticed him? but he stops off to check his e-mail, then someone spots him and calls the police. I'd say "Stop Snitching". . . be he killed some cats and filmed it a few years back. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/04/luka-rocco-magnotta-arrested-berlin_n_1567832.html . . . and really? They still have "internet cafes"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Keep snitching, fuck this weirdo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 ^^^^^^^ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????!!!???!!!??!?! IEJIUJIDQWDIMNOWDMNODNOQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Europe (has been since mid-1990's) 10 years ahead of USA with mobile, 10 years behind in Internets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 I think this sums it up well except with an ass-eating homo instead of godzilla and the thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 bath salts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandemonium Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 everybody's got internet in europe. internet cafes are mostly used by tourists and people doing sneaky shit that they don't want to have traced to their own ip's. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Scientist Posted June 4, 2012 Author Share Posted June 4, 2012 everybody's got internet in europe. internet cafes are mostly used by tourists and people doing sneaky shit that they don't want to have traced to their own ip's. ;) I used an internet cafe in Belgium. . . but this was like 10 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 I used an internet cafe in Belgium. . . but this was like 10 years ago. I did too (11 years ago), right down the block from the Brussels main train station. I thought I was in Iraq. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 You brave, brave soul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Some of you old heads will recognize this tossed salad reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nappydugout Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Europe (has been since mid-1990's) 10 years ahead of USA with mobile, 10 years behind in Internets. 40 years behind in oral & general hygiene. My European relatives found it odd that I showered every morning and all complimented me for my white/straight teeth, which they had neither. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 /eastern bloc countries aren't europe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 I thought I was in Iraq. Had the same experience, gypsy ladies with babies begging on the streets and a bunch of homeless looking kids using the non-internet functions on the computers next to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Keep snitching, fuck this weirdo This is my new street campaign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Real thugs don't like gays or Canadians; based on this story I'd say its poised for monumental success Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 You'll get full credit and a percentage of profits, naturally. Just remember that any percentage of 0 = 0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 I'm sure an urban news site will eventually detail our violent falling out because of a rumored uneven split in those profits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da1lyoperations Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 The best headline for this was in one of the Aussie papers this morning before he was caught. "GAY PORN CANNIBAL ON THE LOOSE IN PARIS". Awesome. So the video is floating around online, and it's pretty fucking weird. This guy had killed kittens on YouTube a few years ago and when the latest snuff shit was reported the cops thought it was a hoax. Until some limbs turned up at the government offices. When someone told me about it I called bullshit until I saw it all in the paper the next day. Heaps of people are eating each other lately, bi-sexual porn stars, coked up homeless dudes and I read some American school kid ate his buddy. 2012. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahh Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 if your friends ask you to do some graffiting with them, just tell them 'no thanks, i dont like salad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 /eastern bloc countries aren't europe this post = retarded. i assume you were educated in the U.S system. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Bloc i be in Poland right now and that isnt even considered ''eastern europe' and my 2 cents on the internet thing. you old fucks were there 10 years ago, there is a tiny possibility--not a large one--that things have changed in the space of a decade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyWishes Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Yea well dogs are whales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 No, whales are dogs, sheesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 this post = retarded.<<<<<<<<<AGREED you old fucks were there 10 years ago, there is a tiny possibility--not a large one--that things have changed in the space of a decade. My cousins just started listening to Bon Jovi. Asked me if I ever heard of them. NO CHANCE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Swindle Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 so weird, i just saw that video before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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