Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
Dr. Scientist

Tossing a salad. . .

Recommended Posts

. . . how this dude shooting a video of a failed attempt of himself him trying to eat the ass off a dead body with a fork and a knife hasn't made it past a nod in the "Nonsense Thread" is beyond me:

 

SNN0105F_1519637a.jpg

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
eating ass with a fork and knife is sooo underground

 

It's like totally the deep internet and stuffs. . . but seriously, I thought I'd come and see like 50 pages of hilarity on this.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Well, I do have a list of girls whose asses I'd eat living or dead, so...

 

Yeah but this guy made a movie about it. . . fucked a limbless torso, let his dog eat some of the body, etc. . . posted the video online, fled the country, and is posting about himself online still and hasn't been caught yet.

 

The dude even took a picture of himself (like a fake still from the video, holding an ice pick and everything) and posted it online a week before the actual murder.

 

Tried out for a reality show looking for an underwear model, did interviews on how to be a hustler, etc. . . Amazing.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

All behold the spectacle

A fleshy limbless rectangle

Sitting on a pedestal

So nasal handicapable

 

Sniff and remember silver ball

Contortions that he can't recall

The torso on a trampoline

The happiness melts into dream

 

To talk is an enunciated sneeze

To taste is some foul air to breathe

 

One thought it lasts a day and at that rate he'll most likely live forever!

He's a bird in flight, a hermaphrodite

And he fucks himself as he fucks the world

 

His twitching brain can dance within

Gyrating more like gelatin

A secret means of ecstasy

Acute and very olfactory

 

To see is colors crawling in the nose

To hear is stinking highs and lows

 

He's got an itch but nothing with which to scratch the itch - so wish it away

 

With his mouth sewn shut, he still shakes his butt

Cuz he's Hitler & Swayze & Trump & Travolta

 

Smell, Sweat, Movement.

Everyone's dancing.

Disco.

Dimple.

Fading. Darker.

A subtle fragrance.

Faint.

Everyone's dancing without him.

Where did it go?

Dark.

Odorless.

Nothing.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I had heard the snuff film was making Internet rounds, didn't come across it though. (Cali, he's some Canadian who is also a gay pornstar that killed his boyfriend and did a bunch of weird stuff with the body. He mailed some pieces to various political groups.)

 

To be honest I file this under "Ukrainian hammer murder" in that I have zero desire to see it.

 

I did see the pictures of the meal that stupid Japanese "chef" made out of his genitals though, no homo.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
wait...what?

 

link?

 

It's made the interweb rounds and I've noticed that a lot of sites that had it up before removed it. . . but you can find it at the top of this thread:

 

http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f166/luka-magnotta-1-lunatic-1-ice-pick-murder-video-105356/

 

What's also crazy is that The Canadian Police went through his apartment, where the murder took place. . . then threw everything out! Even the blood stained mattress! Why would you destroy evidence before you even catch the guy and put him on trail?

 

o-LUKA-MAGNOTTA-570.jpg?1

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

This was posted in nonsense, and I posted a link to the story after someone posted the vid, then Drue yelled at me that no one wanted to see playdude stories with a homo dungeon flick. Fuck this dude, I hope he's caught soon. Also, a lawyer here in the US saw the video like 2 weeks ago, called the po in Toronto and they told him to fuck off, he begged for them to just watch it and they said "It's probably fake"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
http://www.cp24.com/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20120530/120530_body_parts/20120530/

 

Shit just got real

 

 

MONTREAL — A low-budget porn actor with a controversial past is wanted in the shocking case of a dismembered body whose parts were mailed to different places including the headquarters of the Conservative Party of Canada.

 

Montreal police say they are looking for 29-year-old Rocco Luka Magnotta, believed to originally be from Toronto, in connection with a suspected homicide.

 

A man with that same name has a huge presence on the Internet, as a low-level adult film actor and as a contentious figure alleged to have posted videos of cats being tortured and killed.

 

There is considerable online chatter that the recent killing -- along with multiple gruesome acts committed on the male victim's body -- was videotaped and posted on the Internet.

 

The huge web presence includes an article, written under Magnotta's name in 2009, titled, "How to Completely Disappear and Never Be Found," which shares a six-step process for escaping and shedding one's identity.

 

Another online article offers tips on how to get into the porn business.

 

One mainstream news article cites Magnotta complaining that his life had been ruined by unfounded rumours he was dating sex-killer Karla Homolka; the article suggests, however, that Magnotta may have helped spread those rumours himself.

 

Magnotta was renting an apartment in a Montreal building that is now at the epicentre of the body-parts investigation.

 

It was behind that blue-collar mid-rise apartment that a man's torso was found in a locked suitcase Tuesday. On the same day, a foot was found in a package opened at Conservative headquarters and a hand was found at an Ottawa postal warehouse.

 

The building manager told The Canadian Press that Magnotta had been living there for about four months. In the manager's words, Magnotta seemed like a nice guy.

 

Police in masks have been combing through Apartment 208 in the brick building, zeroing in on that particular unit from which a rotten stench was drifting out, says a building resident.

 

The neighbour says police were showing people pictures of two men -- the suspected victim and the homicide suspect.

 

It was one male victim tied to all the body parts found Tuesday, Montreal police confirmed Wednesday. The packages in Ottawa were mailed from Montreal.

 

Police shared other new details about the case Wednesday.

 

"The suspect and victim knew each other," Montreal police Cmdr. Ian Lafreniere told reporters.

 

"It isn't linked to organized crime."

 

A man in the west-end Montreal building described the scene.

 

"I saw the suitcase and I was tempted to go get it," said Richard Payette, 60.

 

"It didn't look too damaged. I said, 'Maybe I'll go down and get it.' But I changed my mind."

 

The grisly discovery was made later, by someone else living nearby.

 

Police wearing masks were milling about Magnotta's second-floor apartment. Payette said the door of that particular apartment was left open for part of the day, and the smell of rotten meat was drifting out into the hallway.

 

The building manager said Magnotta had lived there for four months but hadn't been seen around in a while. He said there were never any complaints about noise in the unit, and that Magnotta passed a credit test to rent there.

 

"He seemed like a nice guy," said the manager, Eric Schorer.

 

Police said Magnotta has no criminal record.

 

He was once featured in a mainstream news report that described false rumours of romantic ties to Homolka. While he is quoted complaining that the rumours destroyed his life, the report suggests he may have spread them himself and concludes the young man should get some help.

 

Fucking crazy!

 

...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×