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LOL PROP ME BR0

 

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Fuck just bumped the page best come up with something better than just a Costanza wink.

The most common side effect of dyslexia is sex daily.

See what I did there?

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I didn't watch the videos, I don't click YouTube links on the oontz. I learned that lesson the hard way.

 

So my comment was just based on what you said. Jail don't impress me in the slightest. The second a motherfucker tries to throw jail time around like a set of credentials, I know they are all talk.

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I met a bloke who spent 2 months in prison and tried to tell me he'd lived enough for a 50 year old, he was 19 at the time.

I think he had a misconception as to how much butt sex the average 50 year old has had.

His girlfriend is ugly as fuck.

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How is that a jackpot? Obviously you wouldn't be all that smart if you ended up in jail. Last time I checked the goal is to pull off said fraud/scam and retain freedom and acquired currency.

 

Eastwood's brother was/is Mega-baller who intentionally went to the pen (even though he couldn't

 

control himself) play ball with Pablo (Even though he's dead),

 

have fun, and get a master's degree in Neuro-prenatal-surgery.

 

Now he's livin in Monaco with Hustler bitches. Everyone else is faggot.

 

Jackpot

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LOL PROP ME BR0

 

We used to have a couple enormous prop-for-prop circle jerk threads a few years ago when they brought props back.

 

I don't fuck with em...prop for prop threads...

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^^^^

Actually, it just shows how retarded you are since member status is based on post count, not reputation.

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Knew I should've consulted the instruction manual before I took it upon myself to become a senior member.

At least I can admit when I'm wrong.

I feel like I've let everyone down, could you ever forgive me?

Maybe take a peek at the burners and style thread. That's where I put in most work...

Be kind

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if this is the gayest thread in history, where's DOA then?

 

He stopped in a couple pages back, so the prerequisite of fail are filled.

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Hey, I've got a commentary without much to say

You know those damn kids drive me crazy every day

But all I ever think is something to complain...

And I wish that they would all just go away

'Cause all I really want is to be just like them

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Hey, I've got a commentary without much to say

If you forgive me I'll be getting on my way

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And I'm so sick and tired of all those stupid things you say

And this monkey sitting on my back won't go away

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Waiting for an invitation to the promised land.

 

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Hey, I've got a commentary without much to say

And all those damn kids drive me crazy every day

But all I ever think is something to complain...

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Hey, I really wish that they would all just go away

'Cause all I really want to be just like them

Just wanna be just like them...

 

And I'm so sick and tired of all those stupid things you say

And this monkey sitting on my back just won't go away

And I'm standing here with my dick in my hand

Waiting for an invitation to the promised land.

 

Please, mother don't be angry with me.

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I got a new charge, got PR'd the next day, had to go to court for a probation review/for that charge, they got tired of me fucking up on probation so they revoked my probation time and gave the rest of it to me as jail time with 1/3 good time. what was confusing to you?

 

You got PR'd on your 6th PO violation???

 

Then closed out all your cases???

 

The fuck???

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How is that a jackpot? Obviously you wouldn't be all that smart if you ended up in jail. Last time I checked the goal is to pull off said fraud/scam and retain freedom and acquired currency.

 

Since when does educated automatically = smart?

 

I know some "educated" people who are fucking idiots when it comes to real life.

And vice versa.

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Not a word about education, 8 times out of 10 shit you learn out of a book doesn't really help you in the day to day real world (with the obvious exception of tech manuals etc). Knowing the plight of the underclass in Czarist Russia wouldnt help anybody make it thru the day, and it surely wouldn't help a motherfucker with a hustle. Education can be bought, but smarts are 50% inborn & 50% earned.

 

The two are not mutually exclusive, but hardly related.

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You got PR'd on your 6th PO violation???

 

Then closed out all your cases???

 

The fuck???

 

None of my crimes are violent really. My other violations were like dirty UA's, not enough AA meetings, etc. This was only my 2nd violation for getting a new charge whilst being on probation. The first one was graffiti, the second was "Complicity". Plus, the city where the court is out of has a fucking full ass jail. They PR people that aren't flight risks/have petty ass crimes. Yes, I know I lucked the fuck out haha.

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