!DoNkE*PuNchA! Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 I can honestly say that I would have never spent that 3 months in jail and another 8 months in treatment if it werent for this Devils Elixir. The OG Loko not that new age useless fruity malt piss. DATERAPEINACANONER mad fucked up broad puunnani!!!!!!!!! "Cinderrela Find your self a fella" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 how many push-ups you do ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 he's locked up again... no response lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 last time i was locked, we ate pretty good. made some burrito's out of saltines and fritos, beef jerky, jalepeno cheese, bacon. With the kool-aid. afterwards the zinger-o's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 i dont understand the prison rape stories. that shit doesnt happen everyday. then again all i've done is county and city. maybe its a once a week thing in the big house last time i was locked, we ate pretty good. made some burrito's out of saltines and fritos, beef jerky, jalepeno cheese, bacon. With the kool-aid. afterwards the zinger-o's. this is a more accurate depiction of prison life. this is exactly the way my friend described his 2 years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 So wait you don't get BIG???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 I'm guessing the prison diet has a direct correlation with the increase of diarrhea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 And it also sounds like I'd go without recieving a raping that I could document with heart and make money on a Best sellers list. Whats the point of going to jail??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Free healthcare 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Getting out and realizing you were apart of a gangland filming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 You can sneak a camcorder inside, petition about 4 million different rappers to pay you an obscene amount of money for the work of documentary brilliance you've created, and have the whole experience culminate with your mother selling roughly 25 copies to strangers on the street over a 6 month period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dildo_one Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 sounds like the stock plan of facebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted June 4, 2012 Author Share Posted June 4, 2012 sup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Link us to your blog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 you like dags? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 like dags? Only thing the fucking guy was saying while I was getting mine tattoo'd I like taking showers with others, and by others I mean womenz with loose morals not felons and nurgas. My older bro said the pen isnt like they show on TV, said the shit doin time can actually be kind of fun you just miss the things going on outside, but he did have to beat some gorilla with soap ina sock because he threatened to take his shoes. Fuck being behind bars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CILONE/SK Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Where is Forsit and his locked up story? I am guessing someone beat his ass (possibly in more then one ways), and he does not want to tell us. I wonder if he wore a mop on his head??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Everybody in this thread...WUT IS YOUR TAG? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 I tag Spit, ya heard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Proceeding with the Q&A Yo, why ya always crying broke? Moms put dough in your account I put dough in your account Doe put dough in your account Why more dough Also, I can't send smooth, sauce, xxl magazine You gonna get ur self in trouble Do you want your mail denied. Visits, word up I gonna see you, Don't trip, I know it's Sunday I didn't make it yesterday Maybe on Monday 3way calls, come on Shit ain't easy We don't own a conference room No type of cosy intercom Can't do it Cant call her He's not answering Fuck now the call dropped -//- you have a collect call from I drop jewels Worn jewels Hope to never run it Get more kicks then a baby In her mom stomach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 My older bro said..., doin time can actually be kind of fun . Didn't some genius on here say something as retarded as this before?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 I mean I wouldnt call my older brother a genius, but unless you've done time in a VA prison I wouldn't call that comment retarded. Id never in a million fucking years want to give the city/state/county a day of my time for anything, but its all about making the best of it. If you fuck up and get caught, you can do an assortment of things, one being crying like a little bitch and getting ass invaded, or you can play cards, get an education and come out a baller like he did. Im with you on the fact that I think it would fucking suck, id miss weed, and good food, pussy, netflix etc etc. but I suppose after you do a stint as long as you dont get stabbed or your manhood taken, all you can do is look at whatever positives there are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 doing time can be fun? your brother is a idiot. The only fun thing about doing time is politic'n! and thats cool for about 5 minutes. Yes if you have money, time can be fun when your eating good in your cell but who the fuck thinks its fun to eat food in a 8 x 12 cell with some stranger.. oh and CO's telling you when to shower/eat/sleep. Strip search when you coming back from a visit! FUN! Nevermind the idiots that you live in close quarters with. Not a single cool/ intelligent person in there.Also showering in front of 40-80 dudes is not my idea of fun. Nor is sharing a cell with a loser, who is always shitting out that gross food they give you (soup surprise which is the whole previous weeks food put in a water broth, or sewer trout). Yeah prison is "fun" for about 48 hours then its just a waste of a life. Prison can be entertaining for a brief minute, watching child molesters get beat up, or a inmate getting beat up by CO's for calling one of them a faggot,and leaving is fun also. My overall evaluation of time in a cell, if you have money, time can pass a lot quicker if you eat food that taste good and you have a decent celly, but you never do, its always a idiot retard who doesn't shut up about his case, and how its a big conspiracy against him to keep him here for a year for a bag of weed, when he does;t take in to account his rap sheet has charges of gun possession, crack dealing, and assault and battery all in a 3 year span.LOL. It's sure as hell not something i would want to go back to.So i got my shit together. Fuck wasting away in a cell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HUSK Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 If you could play hockey in jail like they do in canada. It would of been fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 my roomates bro saved up all his butter for weeks. he then proceeded to heat it up somehow and throw it in a guards face. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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