Back In 88 Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 LOL PROP ME BR0 Fuck just bumped the page best come up with something better than just a Costanza wink. The most common side effect of dyslexia is sex daily. See what I did there? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 I didn't watch the videos, I don't click YouTube links on the oontz. I learned that lesson the hard way. So my comment was just based on what you said. Jail don't impress me in the slightest. The second a motherfucker tries to throw jail time around like a set of credentials, I know they are all talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 I forgot how corny 90% of the oontzers are on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 I met a bloke who spent 2 months in prison and tried to tell me he'd lived enough for a 50 year old, he was 19 at the time. I think he had a misconception as to how much butt sex the average 50 year old has had. His girlfriend is ugly as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 How is that a jackpot? Obviously you wouldn't be all that smart if you ended up in jail. Last time I checked the goal is to pull off said fraud/scam and retain freedom and acquired currency. Eastwood's brother was/is Mega-baller who intentionally went to the pen (even though he couldn't control himself) play ball with Pablo (Even though he's dead), have fun, and get a master's degree in Neuro-prenatal-surgery. Now he's livin in Monaco with Hustler bitches. Everyone else is faggot. Jackpot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Case in point: In Blow, JD went into jail with a masters in weed and came out with a PhD in cocaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 LOL PROP ME BR0 We used to have a couple enormous prop-for-prop circle jerk threads a few years ago when they brought props back. I don't fuck with em...prop for prop threads... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Oh damn, then you probably shouldn't peep the new thread I made. It may make UMAD :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 ^^^^ Actually, it just shows how retarded you are since member status is based on post count, not reputation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Knew I should've consulted the instruction manual before I took it upon myself to become a senior member. At least I can admit when I'm wrong. I feel like I've let everyone down, could you ever forgive me? Maybe take a peek at the burners and style thread. That's where I put in most work... Be kind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 gayest thread of 2012 so far. c0-SANG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dildo_one Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 if this is the gayest thread in history, where's DOA then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 guess what daddy's bringing home for supper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Did you know that the closest linked animal to the Hippopotamus is the Whale? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 if this is the gayest thread in history, where's DOA then? He stopped in a couple pages back, so the prerequisite of fail are filled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Hey, I've got a commentary without much to say You know those damn kids drive me crazy every day But all I ever think is something to complain... And I wish that they would all just go away 'Cause all I really want is to be just like them Just wanna be just like them... Just wanna be just like them... Just wanna be them. Hey, I've got a commentary without much to say If you forgive me I'll be getting on my way And I forgot the whole damn point of this whole song And I'm complaining now, complaining for so long... For so long... For so long... I really want all those things that I can't have All I really want is to have you so bad. Hey, Those stupid kids have really gotten out of hand And now I think it's time we all take up a stand And then together we will raise our voices high... Our voices high... Our voices high. Hey, though at this moment I can't think of what we'd say I guess we really want to be just like them... Just want to be just like them... Just want to be just like them. Hey, I've really thought a thousand times about this day I've been expecting it in each and every way The possibilities preoccupy my mind And I'm so fortunate to be so very kind... So very kind... So very kind. What I really want is all those things that I can't have What I really want is to have you so bad I'm so jealous I can barely see straight from my head And it burns from the inside 'til I wish I was dead. Please, mama don't be angry with me. Please, papa don't be angry with me. And I'm so sick and tired of all those stupid things you say And this monkey sitting on my back won't go away And I'm standing here with my dick in my hand Waiting for an invitation to the promised land. Please, mother don't be angry with me. Please, father don't be angry with me. Hey, I've got a commentary without much to say And all those damn kids drive me crazy every day But all I ever think is something to complain... To complain... To complain. Hey, I really wish that they would all just go away 'Cause all I really want to be just like them Just wanna be just like them... And I'm so sick and tired of all those stupid things you say And this monkey sitting on my back just won't go away And I'm standing here with my dick in my hand Waiting for an invitation to the promised land. Please, mother don't be angry with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 http://i1141.photobucket.com/albums/n592/blanc001/dennis-busenitz-tre-flip.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 c0-SANG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 I got a new charge, got PR'd the next day, had to go to court for a probation review/for that charge, they got tired of me fucking up on probation so they revoked my probation time and gave the rest of it to me as jail time with 1/3 good time. what was confusing to you? You got PR'd on your 6th PO violation??? Then closed out all your cases??? The fuck??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 How is that a jackpot? Obviously you wouldn't be all that smart if you ended up in jail. Last time I checked the goal is to pull off said fraud/scam and retain freedom and acquired currency. Since when does educated automatically = smart? I know some "educated" people who are fucking idiots when it comes to real life. And vice versa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 DA0...not fer nuthin', but he didn't mention education in that quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Not a word about education, 8 times out of 10 shit you learn out of a book doesn't really help you in the day to day real world (with the obvious exception of tech manuals etc). Knowing the plight of the underclass in Czarist Russia wouldnt help anybody make it thru the day, and it surely wouldn't help a motherfucker with a hustle. Education can be bought, but smarts are 50% inborn & 50% earned. The two are not mutually exclusive, but hardly related. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted June 11, 2012 Author Share Posted June 11, 2012 You got PR'd on your 6th PO violation??? Then closed out all your cases??? The fuck??? None of my crimes are violent really. My other violations were like dirty UA's, not enough AA meetings, etc. This was only my 2nd violation for getting a new charge whilst being on probation. The first one was graffiti, the second was "Complicity". Plus, the city where the court is out of has a fucking full ass jail. They PR people that aren't flight risks/have petty ass crimes. Yes, I know I lucked the fuck out haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Hahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gasfacevictm Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Not a word about education, 8 times out of 10 shit you learn out of a book doesn't really help you in the day to day real world (with the obvious exception of tech manuals etc). Knowing the plight of the underclass in Czarist Russia wouldnt help anybody make it thru the day, and it surely wouldn't help a motherfucker with a hustle. Education can be bought, but smarts are 50% inborn & 50% earned. The two are not mutually exclusive, but hardly related. Smart people use book smarts to further themselves though, so don't act like street smarts are the way to be, brah. I see you said the shit ain't mutually exclusive, but you went hard at books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 I am going to write up a bunch of resumes highlighting my "street smarts". I am going to hand deliver them to every grocery store I can find. While they are looking at them, I am going to steal candy bars because I am hungry. When I am out of resumes, I am going to try to commit whatever crime Forsit committed. Didnt he say "complacency"? Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 FACT: Anyone who has read something beyond a magazine or a book about sports or the military--jointly written by the titular individual and someone with a BA in journalism--has little to no common sense and will probably implode if asked to navigate a public transit map or conduct successful business/criminal enterprises of any sort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Not really. Alll he said so far is that he went to jail on a bullshit charge of breaking his probation. The not snitching on friends thing is bullshit too, because if it wasn't he would have added more info. Why start a thread about jail and not say anything about it? I think this guy never made it past the booking cell. Unless he was picked up on a weekend, he did not even do 24hours . Either way, jail is dumb and not the place to be. To tell us all that you went there is even dumber. You get out and continue your life, not tell 12oz about it. damn lighten up :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 titular You said titular Ha. Ha. Ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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