Eyar 94 Posted May 30, 2012 Somewhere with a $2500 kitchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
injury 780 Posted May 30, 2012 pee in her butt outside as opposed to inside. boom, vacation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Realism 836 Posted May 30, 2012 Wouldn't that be peeing on her butt though? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nsmbfan 395 Posted May 30, 2012 vegas is stupid, especially if you have a girl. and everything else on your list sounds dumb too. pick something that isn't a tourist trap. ive actually never been to vegas. but you're right, first time shouldnt be with my girl. what doesn't sound dumb to you? that was the point of this exercise. name one place on this fucking planet not overwhelmed by fucking people, everythings a tourist trap br0. maybe we'll just buy a boat on craigslist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boogie cans 17 Posted May 30, 2012 yeah vegas is extremely overrated. new orleans is always good times. id head for the Caribbean brotha...more bang for your buck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Will Ferreal 47 Posted May 30, 2012 take her to lake Havasu Haha! Do it! dooo it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fist 666 2,352 Posted May 30, 2012 i just wanted to be a naysayer here's my thoughts on travel: i rarely get more than 4 or 5 days off in a row, so i don't want to spend 2 days of that time on an airplane. my passions are good food and travel. stay at a cheap hotel and eat a few couple hundred dollar meals in BC or the san juan islands, WA. there are tree house hotels and great escape hotels all over, but thats my taste. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SystemFailure 548 Posted May 30, 2012 Have her buy YOU drinks. Her confidence will skyrocket as she places her first legal alcoholic beverage order and can complete it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cool_Hand 219 Posted May 30, 2012 the gulf islands of Washington and BC are absolutely epic and can be done on many different budgets... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KnifeHits RS 267 Posted May 30, 2012 The tropical islands of Gary, Indiana are also worth checking out at least once in your life. You'll spend around $35 bucks for a 2-3 week vacation. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nsmbfan 395 Posted May 30, 2012 islandception i could really go for the cheap motel expensive food thing. and of course she's ordering my drinks. that's would be the plan for new orleans. just eat and drink ourselves to death. still very likely. she wants to go. i can't see the allure of new orleans. its just a run down swamp town with old buildings and a centuries old reason to get naked and piss in the street. we could do that anywhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KnifeHits RS 267 Posted May 30, 2012 New Orleans is a good time. Amazing restaurants and if you pre-game before you go to bars you won't spend that much. Went about the same time last year and the weather was pretty unbearable there though. You feel gross as fuck by about noon. Went here every day. The drinks are named after Slim Thug and Eminem and about two of the big ones will get a nurga fucked up. http://www.yelp.com/biz/daiquiris-bywater Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elorock 51 Posted May 30, 2012 Have you thought about taking her to the bone zone? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LUGR 1,391 Posted May 30, 2012 Listen to bigdoughnut69, go to Liberia. Or South Padre. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigdoughnut69 237 Posted May 31, 2012 Listen to bigdoughnut69, go to Liberia. Or South Padre. Liberia, Costa Rica. Not Liberia, Africa. Bone Zone and Pound Town also good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Realism 836 Posted May 31, 2012 Bone Zone and Pound Town sound like names that Liberian militants would give to areas of a city that they control Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nappydugout 85 Posted June 2, 2012 NOTING SAYS "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" LIKE GETTING HER JUMP INTO HER FAVORITE GANG.. ORALE... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UPS! 203 Posted June 3, 2012 Id just save the money and take my brother or a good buddy on a trip. But nevermind, you should go ahead and take her somewhere expensive so she can fuck guys her age on your dime and itll make things that much more hilarious. South America or Vegas ftw though. Even if she dosent like to/want to gamble there is still a million things to do. Or if you go to SA in most countries your dollar will stretch alot further, I just think logistics would be easier to stay in the States. And dont go to fucking Africa, any part for any reason. I dont have any advice on the where abouts of some premo spots to avoid a mid life crisis. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LUGR 1,391 Posted June 3, 2012 Liberia, Costa Rica. Not Liberia, Africa. rly? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gasfacevictm 707 Posted June 3, 2012 It's AIDS season in Africa. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Realism 836 Posted June 3, 2012 When isn't it though? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
