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naked zombie gets offed by cops for eating a mans face on the side of a miami freeway.


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5-24-2012 - Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo

 

 

Not to discount the other reports in that post.. But this one is.... beyond belief. Can't imagine who would participate.

 

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I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen …Will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location.
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Im so sick of hearing about this shit by now...

 

Everyone around me says the same thing before I get a chance to shut them up.

Random person: Hey, did you hear about that guy.... and thats where I cut them off because I already know what the second parts ganna be.

 

I guess nigguhs are so broke theyre starting to eat each other

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That story about that retard flambeing his nuts never was/will be metal.

 

Partially because he is an effeminate creature that looks like a high pressured garden hose could cave his chest in, but mostly because he cut his own shit off and served it and will be allowed to continue consuming the world's space and resources.

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How is this fucking topic still going

 

WELL I THINK THAT

 

BUT WAT ABOUT

 

DUUUU ID FUCKIN KILL SHIT IFF A ZOMBE WAS FUCKING WITH ME

 

I love listening to people on about this shit

 

YOOO DA SHOTTY WUD BANG ON A ZOMBIE I GOTTA BIG NIFE TOO

 

Just kidding, within about 40 minutes you'd get yanked through your basement window head first and have your intestines pulled out like

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I love listening to people on about this shit

 

YOOO DA SHOTTY WUD BANG ON A ZOMBIE I GOTTA BIG NIFE TOO

 

Just kidding, within about 40 minutes you'd get yanked through your basement window head first and have your intestines pulled out like

 

Mental Doppleganger shit

 

Fuckin fags talking about strategy and making shitty half produced jokes

 

"WHOOOAH DUU U LOOK PISSED DONT EAT MY FACE LOL"

 

"LETS FUCKIN GET SOME BATHSALTS N PARTY HAHAHALOL!!!!!!"

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Update:

 

 

 

"Toxicology finds only marijuana in suspects system"

 

http://news.yahoo.com/tests-only-marijuana-face-chewers-system-205604519.html

 

 

 

 

 

An addiction expert said she wouldn't rule out marijuana causing the agitation.

"It could have been the strain of marijuana that increases the dopamine in the brain, such as sativa," said Dr. Patricia Junquera, assistant professor at the Department of Psychiatry at the University of Miami Miller School of Medicine.

 

 

^WHAT A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

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5-02-2012 - Man bites girlfriends lips off

 

5-03-2012 - Man bites off another mans ear in bar fight

 

5-06-2012 - Man kills wife, eats her forearm and dies

 

5-18-2012 - Woman bites mans ear, stabs him with seashell

 

5-21-2012 - Police: Man bites woman's cheek in Westchester

 

5-23-2012 - Cops: Man bites off tip of cousin's nose

 

5-24-2012 - Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo

 

5-25-2012 - Woman attacked, cut, bitten by six women in Annapolis

 

5-26-2012 - Naked Man Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Police

 

5-27-2012 - Crazed Florida doctor facing charges for spitting blood on troopers during DUI arrest

 

5-29-2012 - Police: Hackensack man stabbed himself and threw intestines at officers

 

5-30-2012 - Swedish doctor cuts wife's lips off and ate them

 

5-30-2012 - Chinese cannibal arrested for 20+ murders

 

5-31-2012 - Manhunt in Canada for man who dismembered/cannibalized/committed sex acts on another man

 

5-31-2012 - Maryland man charged with killing, eating man's brain, heart

 

 

 

do a quick google search of the titles if you want the details

 

 

I don't care enough to look into it but I'm sure this "list" can go back way further maybe even years, especially if you count all the cannibalism in Africa and such. Being scared of zombies is gay as fuck

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