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Man, nothing like a thread with the same tired humor by the same tired people.

 

THANKS FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION! WILL READ AGAIN!

 

 

I was addressing all the other Channel Zerolites who make blanantly over exaggerated remarks about police in every cop related thread and use hyperbole in every single situation whether no one argues the police's actions or not.

 

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Just another public distraction. So just cause they finally had witnesses we get an " omg what is the world coming too!?" shit happens all the time. Even worse. Ask the Jews. Fuck outa here media. Travel and see what demonic shit happens everywhere.. This world disappoints me. Either way just get ready for ww3 niggas.we Gonna invade Iran soon so public distractions will be in effect more often

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According to obnoxious, eating the face off someone happens all the time. I guess since I cannot remember it ever happening previously, I must have been part of the public that is distracted.

 

Maybe he is a hipster. "I was eating faces before it was popular to eat faces.".

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NEW BEEF THREAD COMING SOON

 

PRO COP HYPERBOLE VERSUS ANTI COP HYPERBOLE

 

HOSTED BY DJ DRAMA

 

 

i read this in his voice. his horrible slightly raspy voice.

 

someone needs to declare a righteous jihad on mixtape dj's who talk too much

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Stole this off the internet jawn

 

"ZOMBIES ARE COMING!!!

 

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation

Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

 

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

 

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

 

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident

http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

 

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

 

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

 

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School

http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

 

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

 

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

 

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

 

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida."

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MORE ZOMBIE NEWS!! Happened yesterday.

 

HACKENSACK — A man who stabbed himself repeatedly in front of police — and then threw his skin and intestines at them — remains in critical condition Tuesday morning, police said.

 

Police said they got a call at 10 p.m. Sunday from someone saying Wayne Carter, 43, had a knife and was threatening to hurt himself.

 

When police officers arrived at the Clay Street home, they kicked in a door to his room, which had been blocked with furniture, said Lt. John Heinemann.

 

Carter was in the corner of the room with a knife in his hand, and he stood up, he yelled at police while stabbing himself all over his body. Officers noticed that his intestines were protruding from a wound in his abdomen, Heinemann said. Carter allegedly threw some of his skin and intestines at officers as they tried to enter the room, Heinemann said.

 

The officers ordered him to drop the 12-inch kitchen knife, but he didn’t. Carter is accused of swinging the knife at officers, police said. The officers sprayed two cans of pepper spray at the man without any effect.

 

The officers retreated and called the Bergen County SWAT Team, which helped subdue Carter so he could be taken to Hackensack University Medical Center.

 

He underwent emergency surgery, and remained in critical condition Tuesday. Carter had a history of disorderly conduct and resisting arrest and has been taken to the hospital for psychiatric reasons in the past, Heinemann said.

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