The problems that arise from sticking your penis in the wrong vagina.

[UPS!]

I pleads the 5th

[chemical ali]

smash.

[Inappropriate_Responder]

Inspector URL on the case

[UPS!]

Some faggots on here have way too much time on their hands..

Like nurgas checking post counts a day and photobuckets and shit.

[crime stoppers]

^both of those things can easily be done in less than a minute.

 

i recently made the same mistake as everyone else has. i fucked a girl i work with (at the hostel we work at), now whenever i hit on new chicks i get cockblocked left right and center. i also hooked up with a borderline suicidal chick thats seriously fucked in the head and she stayed at the hostel last night. was fun trying to keep the two apart and distance myself from the nutcase chick.

 

i have two brains, but they cant work at the same time as each other, especially when im drinking.

[MOOGLE?]

Some faggots on here have way too much time on their hands..

Like nurgas arguing for weeks about cops and and wendys.

 

.......

[UPS!]

^both of those things can easily be done in less than a minute.

 

i recently made the same mistake as everyone else has. i fucked a girl i work with (at the hostel we work at), now whenever i hit on new chicks i get cockblocked left right and center. i also hooked up with a borderline suicidal chick thats seriously fucked in the head and she stayed at the hostel last night. was fun trying to keep the two apart and distance myself from the nutcase chick.

 

i have two brains, but they cant work at the same time as each other, especially when im drinking.

 

I wasnt referring to the amount of time each takes, I meant that anyone would care enough to waste their fucking time doing that, its just loser shit.

 

Never fuck girls from work, its just like not shitting where you sleep.

At one job I worked a few years back I fucked a girl I worked with and it

ruined every other piece of pie in there, and there was alot of pussy in htere.

 

I cant speak for anyone else, but the brain in my noggin hardly ever wins that war.

[fat ralphy]

solution to problem, never ever ever bust a nut in the coochie.

 

why bust in the cooze when you could bust in the oral or the facial or even glaze the fun bags.

 

think about the line of reasoning, "hmmm, some slew that all my boys knocked. i should inseminate her vageen."

 

loling at fools who bust nuts in one night stands. your doing it wrong.

[BloodyWishes]

So what are you going to name your kid?

[CILONE/SK]

Brigham Young??

 

That is my suggestion.

[you can microwave bacon]

The splotches that arise from sticking your pens in the wrong vestpocket

[guerilla925]

Not that it really matters, but calling a girl "pastyflub" and all the other stupid shit you say makes you look like an insecure little faggot who has zero respect for women. I would be ashamed to have friends like you.

 

you sound like a fucking pansy.

 

 

haha damn MOOGLE, pullin my card!! but you are right, this is not the first time its happened. i have already gotten one girl preggerz twice. and i did bust nut in a chick last year and have the worries.

 

but this is the first time i might not have control over the outcome.

 

and i did post fuckin pics. god damn you people are hard to please.

[Swindle]

when a person is dumb, as you clearly are, do you know you're dumb?

 

maybe you're sitting around, making 12oz threads after getting fat girls pregnant and masturbating in you're own faeces.

 

do you ever stop and go "wow, it amazing how fucking dumb i really am"

[Realism]

fat ralphy coming with the straight-off-the-back-of-a-porn-DVD rhetorical question :lol:

 

It just needs more exclamation points to sound legit.

 

"Solution to the problem: never ever, ever bust a nut in the coochie!!

Why bust in the cooze when you could bust in the oral, or the facial? Or even glaze the funbags!!"

 

Then it would go on to explain how the movie was all about cumming on big titz

 

Also, KIR is the biggest pansy on this site, I bet he can't even survive unless his mom remembers to buy cereal.

[crime stoppers]

KIR would get squeamish cutting up fucking chicken breast...pussy.

[BloodyWishes]

you sound like a fucking pansy.

 

 

haha damn MOOGLE, pullin my card!! but you are right, this is not the first time its happened. i have already gotten one girl preggerz twice. and i did bust nut in a chick last year and have the worries.

 

but this is the first time i might not have control over the outcome.

 

and i did post fuckin pics. god damn you people are hard to please.

 

Negged for questioning KIR's gangster. Please quit polluting the world with your spawn, we need less of you

[gasfacevictm]

This mongoloid is still on here talking about pregnant hoodrats?

[UPS!]

I dont know which is sadder, that this cob-web for brains mother fucker has potentially brought two beings into this world that could possibly be something like him, or some members of the oontz trying to see pictures of anything that would carry this bums child.

 

If KIR is a pansy, then im old and black.

[morton]

They have these things called condoms that serve a dual purpose in preventing both pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases.

 

They are not full proof, and you should still treat yourself with respect by only fucking women of a certain emotional stature, but protecting yourself with modern contraception is a good first line of defense against such problems.

[Gat Bush]

The government should intervene and abort this child, so as it will not consume our precious resources later in life.

[UPS!]

There should actually be an entire Federal agency that handles situations like this.

Send in the suites and pluck em by the roots.

[eviltrailer77]

The government should intervene and abort this child, so as it will not consume our precious resources later in life.

 

There should actually be an entire Federal agency that handles situations like this.

Send in the suites and pluck em by the roots.

 

I think I remember hearing china is sterilizing people against their will, but that could be interwebz tinfoil hat stuff.

 

As much as I really think a program like this is needed it'll never happen. Too many people screaming abortions make baby jeebus sad. Plus where would the military get their cannon fodder for their global policing?

[Realism]

Said it before, I'll say it again, in a perfect world you would need to get a license to become parents.

[MOOGLE?]

[Gat Bush]

http://www.garretthardinsociety.org/articles/art_tragedy_of_the_commons.html

 

"I can get my pleasure from the flubby vagina hole, but the planet's gonna pay for it.."

 

Perhaps he never had a choice about impregnating the girl. Perhaps he was predetermined to create the seed that will carry his legacy.

 

Or perhaps it was indetermined. It was just a random neuron spark in his brain that found him having unprotected sex with the nation hoe. It's not his fault, his action was random, indeterminate.

 

The libertarian would say that he does, in fact, have the ability to change it all. He may take the responsible, immediate path (find some means by which to abort the seed, a hail mary perhaps). If that proves unsuccessful he could do the responsible thing, raise the child right, etc. I find this the least likely outcome.

 

I've been leading more towards determinism lately, so I say he was determined.