The problems that arise from sticking your penis in the wrong vagina.

[eviltrailer77]

Rate thread 3 out of 5 stars. Even then only because he posted teh newdz. Would bang, assuming she doesn't have a hatchet face, wouldn't brag about it tho.

[Cool_Hand]

and SURE AS FUCK wouldn't get it preg. but hey young nurgas gonna learn somehow

[Fist 666]

imo thats not even a questionable smash, she's not even 200 pounds.

 

i was hoping for a real she-beast.

 

oh well.

[bigdoughnut69]

PENIX!!!!

[Crocodile Tears]

tough crowd here! i thought i had some winners. shes not fat just kinda flabby, like her skin feels loose or something lol. i would be a terrible father, i like to venture into freight yards at 3am and i drink high life like its water. i would probably feed my kid hot dog cereal. i thought at least the conan o brian in the year 3000 reference would bring me some lulz.

 

 

 

 

[Milk Grenades]

 

 

"According to Tom Leykis, a "Hail Mary" is a last ditch effort to NOT become a father you try your absolutely hardest to sound sincere. You tell the girl: You really want to start a family with her, but this isn't how you had planned it. Maybe if you could wait for a few years until you have a good job so it would be better for the both of you. You absolutely see yourself together with her until the end of time but you want the timing to be right. If she were to have the abortion now, you could have the chance to make everything right and perfect.

 

If she agrees, you drive her ass to the abortion clinic, pay for the procedure yourself and when all is done you take her to a McDonalds for an Egg McMuffin sandwich and dump her."

 

duh

[!@#$%]

:nope:

[Feed Yer Ego]

as much charm as a carrot, girls pleasuring themselves with carrots, carrot seed soup = carrot thread

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Y'ALL FUGGATS PURSTIN IN A CARROT THREAD

[Feed Yer Ego]

 

lolololoololok

 

 

i always love it when a girl calls my package "ur shit"

 

 

 

 

 

:scrambled: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[BullshitTantrum]

 

 

better make sure she gets to the clinic Damone!

[CILONE/SK]

So,

 

 

 

 

 

 

Did homeboy kick her in the stomach or did he acknowledge his uselessness in life and marry her and raise the next generation of below average kids who will vote for the person who is sponsored by the quaintest NRA bumpersticker?

[nappydugout]

 

karen's pregnant rick!!!

[MedicineCabinet]

she texted me last week saying she's doing good etc. and she's pregnant. due dates in about three weeks. i've been doing the math, but i have no idea exactly when it was we hooked up. i'm like 80 percent sure it should have been a month too early for the kid to be mine. i haven't just flat out asked her yet because my life will be pretty fucked if she says "i think it,s yours."

 

/fingerscrossed

 

edit* OP don't celebrate til she gets rid of that. and fuck the haters, this was a fun little thread.

two words for that worst case scenario ----- paternity test

 

falcon punch is also acceptable

[Swindle]

the worst part is you probably could have killed her if you didnt make a thread.

 

 

and you could have "shoved ur shit" in her a few more times afterwards with no regrets

[guerilla925]

well fuck i dont think im in the clear anymore. now this bitch is starting to get on my nerves.

 

she was at my friends house the other day (he smashed on her back in the day too, he sells weed to pastyflub)

 

while my friend said pastyflub was talking about me nonstop. asking if i had a new girl and thats why im dogging her. and other stupid clingy bullshit. she was talking how i fucked her all night or something (which i didnt i only fucked her for like an hour then bounced). im going to strangle her if i see her. i hate this bitch so much.

 

 

 

fuck now im wondering if she was joking about the pregnancy, or if she intends to keep it. im fucking clueless, she has family money so she doesnt need a job or nothing and could raise a kid. fucking scared man i keep seeing pregnant bitches and babies everywhere likes its some fucking sign from god or some shit.

 

she hasnt even asked me for the $$ for the abortion yet. we havent talked since i told her to fuck off.

[CILONE/SK]

I am giving props to this guy for being so damn stupid.

 

I am beginning to think that he should let the unborn live and the mom live, and kill himself. If one of the three has to die, I am not sure who would be the best one.

 

hahaha

 

 

 

Guerilla, please do not stop posting about this event because I am fucking with you. It is interesting and the more pics, the better.

[Keepitrail]

Not that it really matters, but calling a girl "pastyflub" and all the other stupid shit you say makes you look like an insecure little faggot who has zero respect for women. I would be ashamed to have friends like you.

[CILONE/SK]

I would be ashamed to have friends like you.

 

[Realism]

Not that it really matters, but calling a girl "pastyflub" and all the other stupid shit you say makes you look like an insecure little faggot who has zero respect for women. I would be ashamed to have friends like you.

 

AWW AWW DAMN

 

On the real though, you're trying goddamn hard to appeal to the "edgy" crowd in here...no one made you hit it.

[theprotester]

Losing your virginity, and getting a girl pregnant at the same time.

 

What are the odds?

[MOOGLE?]

negged for not delivering chubby flabby pics.

 

 

i am dispoint

[eviltrailer77]

He did deliver, page 2 I believe. Unless he took them down. Couple of fucked up shots. She really isn't that fat. Would smash.

[UPS!]

Couldnt tell, looked like shitty cell phone pics.

I might smash if she had, had fewer dicks in her cooter.

 

At first I thought this was going to be a thread about fucking a girl in the ass.

I was pissed at first, but the OP intro story was entertaining and this guys openess about his shitty

Trailer park boy-esque life problems is nothing short of hilarious to read over.

No victory dance till its all said and done, ask me how I know

 

Also im sure its been said by why are you even fucking sloppy 11ths homie?

Im grimey, but you're just desperate and bummy when it comes to women.

 

If this is real and you're not just trying to be THAT guy than I feel bad for you son..

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[CILONE/SK]

ask me how I know

 

How do you know son?

[MOOGLE?]

i know he did after bitching about not having a photobucket even though if you google the photobucket name you get pictures of polo clothes,graff,and shitty drug stashes.

 

i dont ask much if at all of people here..but gaddamit i hate false advertizing

 

also this

first bitch was in january, one night stand after going to a bar. she was a white girl, fucked her and she told me it was ok to cum inside her, so i did. spent the next few months worrying about getting that call about being preggers. but i saw her last month and no mentioning ofit.

 

second bitch was latin bitch looked better than white chick, she was my friends ex from 5+ years ago and he asked her to marry her lol, we were joking about him before i fucked her. but her pussy stank and she had a few hairs in her asshole major turn off (i wrote about it in the bad sex experiance thread). i was fucking from behind, the smell hit me, and i lost wood and didnt finish. never spoke to her again.

 

third chick was a girl i fucked a thousand times probably, stopped hitting it in like 07 but recently got reaquainted, she got drunk and we fucked once in april and once in may. tried to fuck her last week but she said no, and i drove home and jerked it to abela anderson.

 

trying to rebound this thread at least.