The problems that arise from sticking your penis in the wrong vagina.

[berdsdahwerd]

as much charm as a carrot, girls pleasuring themselves with carrots, carrot seed soup = carrot thread

[Schnitzel]

 

jokes on her because i dont have any plans of taking her to panda express.

 

this should not have made me laugh but it did.

seriously though I wouldn't celebrate until you have the receipt for the procedure in hand

shouldn't stick your dick in anything you wouldn't be able to handle.

[MOOGLE?]

still no pictures...flabby tits or gtfo

[Cool_Hand]

at this point i think you are making it all up...i mean posting a image on a forum with a "FREE IMAGE HOSTING SOFTWARE" found on google isn't nearly as hard as getting a girl to fuck; of course I am assuming in your case.

 

I am now calling bullshit at this point, you just thought you could get some lulz with a shitty dream and start a fucking new thread about ghey shit.

 

TITS OR GTFO

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

wait wait wait a damn minute. is 4chanzer0 umad this dude wants an abortion situation?! (didnotreadeverypostjustskimmed0ner) if this is the case. you wurgas have gone off the deep end.

who gives a fuck if this hillbilly doesn't want to procreate!?

[MedicineCabinet]

catching up on this little thread while devouring homemade chicken wings

 

dumber than dirt, or a lameass troll

 

eitther way, it shall suffice

[Guest]

Falcon punch?

[Crocodile Tears]

just blew it and gave him full bars.

someone neg me for being as equally incompetent as the op.

[Schnitzel]

at this point i think you are making it all up...i mean posting a image on a forum with a "FREE IMAGE HOSTING SOFTWARE" found on google isn't nearly as hard as getting a girl to fuck; of course I am assuming in your case.

 

I am now calling bullshit at this point, you just thought you could get some lulz with a shitty dream and start a fucking new thread about ghey shit.

 

TITS OR GTFO

 

failing that link to her facebook so we can see her- dumb enough to get spouted by you dumb enough to have noodz on full view

added benefit is we'll get to see who guerilla is... guerilla will be the one be theone writing on her wall..

 

"AW C'MON IT WAS MY FIRST TIME ....YOU CAN"T GET PREGNANT ON MY FIRST TIME PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE "

:lol:

[Back In 88]

Did the vagina look like this...

 

[guerilla925]

here is the pasty flab that the masses have so dearly desired. make sure your puke bag is handy.

[guerilla925]

whos the fuckboy now.

 

it made me puke in my mouth a little uploading these. her body looks like peter griffin to me.

[guerilla925]

she wants me to shove shit instead of her.

 

and throw legs. im not down with throwing legs. table vagina shit legs.

 

i posted pics give me my tic tacs back.

[guerilla925]

"IN THE WRONG VAGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

[nappydugout]

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[SystemFailure]

So you are a white trash abortion proponent

 

 

AYYYYYYYYYYY

[Realism]

I only read the first page but I like how all your reasoning to her is that she'd be a horrible mother...based on the fact that you landed in this predicament in the first place, I'm willing to bet you wouldn't be a prize father yourself

[Schnitzel]

realism bringing the realism

and she aint that flabby - not as trim as some but i'd pound that ( from the standing shot)

[Realism]

^That too...I feel like you were thinking of making this thread but afraid of being mocked for banging a fatty, so you had to go overboard with edgy remarks about her weight to cover your bases.

 

Disappoint I am, son.

[guerilla925]

tough crowd here! i thought i had some winners. shes not fat just kinda flabby, like her skin feels loose or something lol. i would be a terrible father, i like to venture into freight yards at 3am and i drink high life like its water. i would probably feed my kid hot dog cereal. i thought at least the conan o brian in the year 3000 reference would bring me some lulz.

[guerilla925]

nobody even thoght her attempt at dirty talk was funny lol. talking about sitting ontop of me? while she rides shit and throws legs. i cant even visualize what she was trying to suggest.

[Pedro dePaca]

i got a text from an ex of mine the other day. we dated six or seven years ago, but when we're both single at the same time, we fuck every once in a while. we hooked up last fall when i was in her town and honestly, she'd really let herself go. i piped her down, because that's what we do and, i mean, i'd already rented the room before i picked her up so, might as well. she tried hitting me up a few times afterwards but i just never bothered to hit her back.

 

she texted me last week saying she's doing good etc. and she's pregnant. due dates in about three weeks. i've been doing the math, but i have no idea exactly when it was we hooked up. i'm like 80 percent sure it should have been a month too early for the kid to be mine. i haven't just flat out asked her yet because my life will be pretty fucked if she says "i think it,s yours."

 

/fingerscrossed

 

edit* OP don't celebrate til she gets rid of that. and fuck the haters, this was a fun little thread.

[morton]

Be sure to have her emphasize how hard it is on her emotionally when she goes in so that they hook her up and you can take her pills after.

 

*The more you know

[Cool_Hand]

this thread went and delivered.

[somekat]

After she has gotten the abortion tell her to stop pulling your heart strings and that you were just scared and confused, your children would have been beautiful.