CILONE/SK Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I am giving props to this guy for being so damn stupid. I am beginning to think that he should let the unborn live and the mom live, and kill himself. If one of the three has to die, I am not sure who would be the best one. hahaha Guerilla, please do not stop posting about this event because I am fucking with you. It is interesting and the more pics, the better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepitrail Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Not that it really matters, but calling a girl "pastyflub" and all the other stupid shit you say makes you look like an insecure little faggot who has zero respect for women. I would be ashamed to have friends like you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I would be ashamed to have friends like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Not that it really matters, but calling a girl "pastyflub" and all the other stupid shit you say makes you look like an insecure little faggot who has zero respect for women. I would be ashamed to have friends like you. AWW AWW DAMN On the real though, you're trying goddamn hard to appeal to the "edgy" crowd in here...no one made you hit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Losing your virginity, and getting a girl pregnant at the same time. What are the odds? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 negged for not delivering chubby flabby pics. i am dispoint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 He did deliver, page 2 I believe. Unless he took them down. Couple of fucked up shots. She really isn't that fat. Would smash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Couldnt tell, looked like shitty cell phone pics. I might smash if she had, had fewer dicks in her cooter. At first I thought this was going to be a thread about fucking a girl in the ass. I was pissed at first, but the OP intro story was entertaining and this guys openess about his shitty Trailer park boy-esque life problems is nothing short of hilarious to read over. No victory dance till its all said and done, ask me how I know Also im sure its been said by why are you even fucking sloppy 11ths homie? Im grimey, but you're just desperate and bummy when it comes to women. If this is real and you're not just trying to be THAT guy than I feel bad for you son.. Hamsterbowlflipped.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 ask me how I know How do you know son? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 i know he did after bitching about not having a photobucket even though if you google the photobucket name you get pictures of polo clothes,graff,and shitty drug stashes. i dont ask much if at all of people here..but gaddamit i hate false advertizing also this first bitch was in january, one night stand after going to a bar. she was a white girl, fucked her and she told me it was ok to cum inside her, so i did. spent the next few months worrying about getting that call about being preggers. but i saw her last month and no mentioning ofit. second bitch was latin bitch looked better than white chick, she was my friends ex from 5+ years ago and he asked her to marry her lol, we were joking about him before i fucked her. but her pussy stank and she had a few hairs in her asshole major turn off (i wrote about it in the bad sex experiance thread). i was fucking from behind, the smell hit me, and i lost wood and didnt finish. never spoke to her again. third chick was a girl i fucked a thousand times probably, stopped hitting it in like 07 but recently got reaquainted, she got drunk and we fucked once in april and once in may. tried to fuck her last week but she said no, and i drove home and jerked it to abela anderson. trying to rebound this thread at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 I pleads the 5th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chemical ali Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 smash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Inspector URL on the case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Some faggots on here have way too much time on their hands.. Like nurgas checking post counts a day and photobuckets and shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 ^both of those things can easily be done in less than a minute. i recently made the same mistake as everyone else has. i fucked a girl i work with (at the hostel we work at), now whenever i hit on new chicks i get cockblocked left right and center. i also hooked up with a borderline suicidal chick thats seriously fucked in the head and she stayed at the hostel last night. was fun trying to keep the two apart and distance myself from the nutcase chick. i have two brains, but they cant work at the same time as each other, especially when im drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Some faggots on here have way too much time on their hands.. Like nurgas arguing for weeks about cops and and wendys. ....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 ^both of those things can easily be done in less than a minute. i recently made the same mistake as everyone else has. i fucked a girl i work with (at the hostel we work at), now whenever i hit on new chicks i get cockblocked left right and center. i also hooked up with a borderline suicidal chick thats seriously fucked in the head and she stayed at the hostel last night. was fun trying to keep the two apart and distance myself from the nutcase chick. i have two brains, but they cant work at the same time as each other, especially when im drinking. I wasnt referring to the amount of time each takes, I meant that anyone would care enough to waste their fucking time doing that, its just loser shit. Never fuck girls from work, its just like not shitting where you sleep. At one job I worked a few years back I fucked a girl I worked with and it ruined every other piece of pie in there, and there was alot of pussy in htere. I cant speak for anyone else, but the brain in my noggin hardly ever wins that war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 solution to problem, never ever ever bust a nut in the coochie. why bust in the cooze when you could bust in the oral or the facial or even glaze the fun bags. think about the line of reasoning, "hmmm, some slew that all my boys knocked. i should inseminate her vageen." loling at fools who bust nuts in one night stands. your doing it wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyWishes Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 So what are you going to name your kid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Brigham Young?? That is my suggestion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 The splotches that arise from sticking your pens in the wrong vestpocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerilla925 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Share Posted May 21, 2012 Not that it really matters, but calling a girl "pastyflub" and all the other stupid shit you say makes you look like an insecure little faggot who has zero respect for women. I would be ashamed to have friends like you. you sound like a fucking pansy. haha damn MOOGLE, pullin my card!! but you are right, this is not the first time its happened. i have already gotten one girl preggerz twice. and i did bust nut in a chick last year and have the worries. but this is the first time i might not have control over the outcome. and i did post fuckin pics. god damn you people are hard to please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 when a person is dumb, as you clearly are, do you know you're dumb? maybe you're sitting around, making 12oz threads after getting fat girls pregnant and masturbating in you're own faeces. do you ever stop and go "wow, it amazing how fucking dumb i really am" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 fat ralphy coming with the straight-off-the-back-of-a-porn-DVD rhetorical question :lol: It just needs more exclamation points to sound legit. "Solution to the problem: never ever, ever bust a nut in the coochie!! Why bust in the cooze when you could bust in the oral, or the facial? Or even glaze the funbags!!" Then it would go on to explain how the movie was all about cumming on big titz Also, KIR is the biggest pansy on this site, I bet he can't even survive unless his mom remembers to buy cereal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 KIR would get squeamish cutting up fucking chicken breast...pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyWishes Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 you sound like a fucking pansy. haha damn MOOGLE, pullin my card!! but you are right, this is not the first time its happened. i have already gotten one girl preggerz twice. and i did bust nut in a chick last year and have the worries. but this is the first time i might not have control over the outcome. and i did post fuckin pics. god damn you people are hard to please. Negged for questioning KIR's gangster. Please quit polluting the world with your spawn, we need less of you 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 This mongoloid is still on here talking about pregnant hoodrats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 I dont know which is sadder, that this cob-web for brains mother fucker has potentially brought two beings into this world that could possibly be something like him, or some members of the oontz trying to see pictures of anything that would carry this bums child. If KIR is a pansy, then im old and black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 They have these things called condoms that serve a dual purpose in preventing both pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases. They are not full proof, and you should still treat yourself with respect by only fucking women of a certain emotional stature, but protecting yourself with modern contraception is a good first line of defense against such problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 The government should intervene and abort this child, so as it will not consume our precious resources later in life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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