abcs Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 I hardly see the guy anymore. Last place I want to be is their wedding. I dont especially like his fiance. I'm supposed to do a toast, now fiance is telling me i need to help their other friend with the bachelor party. Would be different if i was close friends with dude but its becoming more and more inconvenient. So... Ive narrowed it down to 2 choices. clown, bowling alley and pizza? tranny strippers and pizza? Also seeking suggestions. Thx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 buy him a hooker(s) and botch the wedding. he'll thank you within 2 years, or he'll resent in 2 years for having not done this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Rent a limo Go to titty bar Pre game in parking lot, everyone enters titty bar commando in sweat pants. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 buy him an almost convincing tranny hooker(s) and botch his entire life. he'll hate you for at least 2 years if you don't provide pizza and a slayer shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 laundromat sexy party! 1.rent a laundromat 2.fill all machines with bubble bath mix with doors open 3.invite bikini babes 3.party ensues! please do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 ruin it memorably; make it the lamest or the most offensive shit ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Take him to a shitty kid party place to show him how uninterested you are in his life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Jump out of a plane, go go cart racing, hookers and cocaine, that's all I can come up with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 if it doesn't involve naked bitches and the lollipop game, it is fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 if you don't like the guy, get him coked up/ drunk/ pilled out, have him fuck a stripper with herps. take pictures and laugh about it with your real friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Lemon Party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 underspend the funds allotted & keep the rest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 You never fail to disappoint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 coolest B Party i ever heard of was done in CUBA they had a blast, even got stuck there and the bride had to arrange to get them on a plane via a canadian travel agent after they missed the flight to the wedding, which was in the carribbean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Id just tell them to fuck off. If you can put up with it enough, then id just not waste an awesome idea on this fool and do something simple, yet extravagent that would benefit me. Rent a venue, get a bartender(s), get some bands and strippers to show up and enjoy the blow,booze, and booty. If its too big of a problem he can plan his own shit, if you can throw your life away you'd best be the one to plan your last day of freedom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 coolest B Party i ever heard of was done in CUBA they had a blast, even got stuck there and the bride had to arrange to get them on a plane via a canadian travel agent after they missed the flight to the wedding, which was in the carribbean Details on Cuba party are requested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted May 9, 2012 Author Share Posted May 9, 2012 underspend the funds allotted & keep the rest Heres the thing. Thats probably the reason my help has been volunteered by his fiance in the first place... For me to provide funds... Would be different if they called from time to time to catch up. They pretty much blew me off most the times I tried to get us together recently. I don't even know any of his friends. We met at school. I was throwing him gas money to give me rides to class. Went to some shows with them, we used chill more. Along the way its become harder to respect the guy considering alot of personal shit hes confided in me and some observations i've made as well. So... rent a chucky cheese then? Midget tranny stripperhands bathsalts keg of busch ice and brunts of mex dirt weed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Did that nurga help u when you got robbed?? No Has wifey shown any interest? No Using your own funds? No Fuck you no party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydigital Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 hmm if dudes not even a close friend and all you're doin is funding the party. stop the planning, what about his other friends? shit roll up a blunt have him pick u up and drive u to a strip club; smoke it on the way and then be like theres the atm party on.. *related* i have to throw one for my best friend. im not the best man and neither is his other best friend but somehow the real best man got us to help him plan but hasnt done shit for planning or even returned calls/emails. so its starting to feel like his bachelor party may suck and i dont want that shit to be on me. on a recent trip with the groom he said he wants to do something awesome but all his friends are broke. idk how awesome its really gonna be. more suggestions would help.. strippers booze blow and trees are already on deck just need the right place for all of them to mix together 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Donkey show Nohomo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 *related* i have to throw one for my best friend. im not the best man and neither is his other best friend but somehow the real best man got us to help him plan but hasnt done shit for planning or even returned calls/emails. so its starting to feel like his bachelor party may suck and i dont want that shit to be on me. on a recent trip with the groom he said he wants to do something awesome but all his friends are broke. idk how awesome its really gonna be. more suggestions would help.. strippers booze blow and trees are already on deck just need the right place for all of them to mix together Rent a cabin or something of the sort. Naw mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Get smashed, take a lot of lsd then go low impact paintballing with topless strippers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 After more careful reading and further information by you.... sounds like they're trying to use you. The good news is if you made it a disaster on purpose and take flicks, this thread could become epic. Im in favor of midget tranny strippers at chuckie cheese, as long as you flick it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Get him to punch a celebrity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Hand cuff him to a midget, painted blue obviously... the midget that is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Combine ideas, order a pizza and a stripper, take turns climbing in & out of her like a clown car, then put 3 fingers in her like a bowling ball and roll her out the door. And/or, get one of those strippers that shoots ping pong balls with her vagina. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Heres the thing. Thats probably the reason my help has been volunteered by his fiance in the first place... For me to provide funds... Would be different if they called from time to time to catch up. They pretty much blew me off most the times I tried to get us together recently. I don't even know any of his friends. We met at school. I was throwing him gas money to give me rides to class. Went to some shows with them, we used chill more. Along the way its become harder to respect the guy considering alot of personal shit hes confided in me and some observations i've made as well. So... rent a chucky cheese then? Midget tranny stripperhands bathsalts keg of busch ice and brunts of mex dirt weed Did that nurga help u when you got robbed?? No Has wifey shown any interest? No Using your own funds? No Fuck you no party yeah... in all fairness, fuck this guy his wedding day too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 I once saw a strippah pop an 8 ball (the billards kind) out her vagina. It was all uphill from that point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted May 9, 2012 Author Share Posted May 9, 2012 Now my future br0 in law rented a charter fishing boat on lake michigan. We are camping out, getting twasted, and fishing for his bachelor party. Pretty excited for that. This guy im supposed to plan the party with. Only met him a couple times. If i handed him a bunch of money for party yey he would show up with stones instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Bitch appears to realise the abcs is the only person who can get this done properly. I feel like she's giving up the pass for a night of debotury. Fuck paying for it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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