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Re: My girlfriend is being a fucking cunt

 

Eddie Murphy explained how to deal with bitches best when he said this things:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2at8gNUWhI

 

It is unbelievably true. My last two gf's would tolerate pretty much any nonsense I threw their way after I figured out how to make them moan on command. Listen to Eddie and give girls leg cramps.

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these two things are very true. She would love NOTHING more than that. She's been married before, and really wants kids. I am not opposed to either of these WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT. Which is about a lightyear from now based on how she's acting. What is it with dudes that still have not figured out how to be a master in the bedroom and think it solves everything? I have literally made every girl I have ever fucked since I was 22 cum like a spigot and after 4 or 5 times of hitting it with them I can do whatever I feel like it and say whatever I want in the bedroom. I do not stick around for the pussy, that shit is easy. Regardless of if they think Im gonna be their boyfriend, hit and run, if THEY had a boyfriend, freaks, squares, whatever.

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I truly do apologize for the lack of nood fotos. I am not looking for a soapbox i couldnt even believe someone posted something at all out side of "tits or gtfo" so. Sorry

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yes you are correct, I was wrong. here is a really awesome porno instead. She kinda looks like that chick so, yeah just use that also definitely fast forward to at least 6 minutes unless you wanna hear her talk about her first ass fucking (which I found kind of interesting).

http://www.redtube.com/50888

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I read

 

"SO HERE'S THE DEAL IM A BRUINS FAN SHES A CAPS FAN AND THEY BEAT US IN THE PLAYOFFS..."

 

In 10 seconds I conclude you are a fucking dweeb moron. And instead of reading your heart's trials and tribulations I see what my balls smell like.

 

Much better

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I read

 

"SO HERE'S THE DEAL IM A BRUINS FAN SHES A CAPS FAN AND THEY BEAT US IN THE PLAYOFFS..."

 

In 10 seconds I conclude you are a fucking dweeb moron. And instead of reading your heart's trials and tribulations I see what my balls smell like.

 

Much better

 

hahahahahaha ok

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Also

pick_2.jpg

 

Sadly way true. But this shit came about cause of hockey? lol.

 

also she probably needs to chill about hockey and wasnt justified being mad that you were pissed off cause your day sucked.

then again, you probably didnt make it clear enough (think labrador retriever clear) that your day was shitty & you'd prefer not to go. Shoulda made her feel a little bad about taking you if your day sucked.

 

Miscommunication - 10 yard penalty on both sides - mostly cause it was a hockey fight.

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So, you were in a bad mood because you had a bit of a bad day, she was in a good mood and she has a 'crush' on a hockey player she'll probably never even meet? She reacted to you being childish by being childish herself and then going to sleep thus forcing you to walk 50 miles in a snow storm to the living room where you had to sit alone, cold, hungry and desolate....so you came to 12oz to vent about what a cunt she is?

 

POOR YOU

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Secretly enjoying this.. how many of you have been burnt! Young (25 and under) girls ARE crazy (unless theyre still on some student council, conservatives or nerds / losers of any kind) yes.. Because being crazy (crazy as in being hot and young and doing whatever the fuck you want type stuff) when you're young is FUN! And we're all guilty of it. Its our job to fuck with the minds of all our boyfriends / guys we fuck regularly (you can do that and still be totally into them / not be a whore) so you are all prepared for real life (30 +).

 

Your situation doesn't sound that bad, dude who started this thread.

 

Some (lol, one) confronting truth(s) I never thought I'd agree with. I guess it has been in the subconscious till now but whoever said she wants you to dominate, it's true.

NOT in an asshole way though (don't be mean), but boys HAVE to be like boys so girls can be girly and “abrevs” and pretend to know heaps about sport and whatever. It's the RULES.

 

Entertain her and if she gets all whiney (I actually don't know what to do here so wont give advice, whiney bitches are the worst).

She prob just wanted a tiny bit of attention. If you don't want to do something (like go out to watch hockey) play with her boobs for a while (pay attention to her for at least a minute, have I said this?) tell her you're only up for a night in then offer to spoon. She'll probably go out and leave you alone.

 

 

Fin.

 

ps - its likely all of that is incorrect except the paying attention to her bit.

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