vanfullofretards Posted April 27, 2012 Author Share Posted April 27, 2012 Yeah I just talked to someone I know and they did a shorter study at Covance and got over $1,000 to test heart burn medication HEART BURN MEDICATION She said she hasn't had any problems since the study They pay more for more time, not if it's more risky. Whatever, I'm not trying to argue... I was just seeing if anyone on here has done one of these THE END Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Is there just a massive circle of broke cunts you know, or did you seek her out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted April 27, 2012 Author Share Posted April 27, 2012 I sucked her out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 friend just told me they are slinging phenethylamines in madison wi still...i think they are on tc-t- s or some shit. just hope you dont get weird stuff like that if you decided to do it. 3000 seems nice until 3 months later your hallucinating dry humping parking meters at 11 am downtown... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 ive done a few bio research studies that involved using a computer and following directions specific to the task for like 20/hr. but i have not done anything that involved taking medication. this has been a useless post, sorry i couldn't help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 as long as the study has been approved by IRB, you should be okay...BUT, in school we did learn about one clinical research study which led to the death of all participants...i think it was in the 80s though. *edit: by the way, i used to recruit patients to studies like these in the hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Just because it's heartburn medication or medicine for something that isn't very serious doesn't mean it couldn't fuck you up. Granted, it'll probably go fine, but I can't say that I'd want to be one of the first people to try out a new drug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Research the shit out of it, read what you sign, and you ought to be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 i believe that this youtube video is relevant to this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 research isn't going to help you, because you are the person they are doing the research ON. chups is right, a couple years back a woman across town died doing one of these things, and she worked in the lab that was doing the research! she totally knew the potential risks.. it was for an asthma med so yeah. occasionally, someone dies doing these i'd think it's WAY more likely for you to die in a car wreck on the way to your appointment though the ones that pay a lot pretty much always involve inpatient stays i hate jail of any kind, so i'd much rather just get a job, and i have a good one so i'm set but if you're broke, i know they can help a mofo out obviously you can't spend any money if you're in a hospital ward too, so you can save a few bucks but like shai said, the vast majority will be much lower paying, and will mete the money out over time i work in this field, you can do ones that are easy as getting your blood pressure measured for $25 (if you qualify) or, being in an addiction study for cocaine that lasts weeks. it helps to be in an area where there is a ton of research going on.. the SF Bay area and the washington DC area are probably the best for finding this kinda stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I'm doing the HIV study because....well, here, read up on it. http://www.helpfighthiv.org/vaccinetrials.htm I can't think of a better reason than that, besides the $75. If anyone in the Bay is interested, all they have to do is go to the main UCSF campus info desk and ask them what studies are ongoing. They have a three ring binder full of clinical trials you can take part in if you're who they're looking for. Psych trials are usually pretty easy, generally it's an interview and/or a questionnaire and doesn't take much more than a couple hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I wonder what happened to all those folks who where part of the clinical trial testing of Fen-Phen. Cause we all know what happened AFTER it hit the market Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 http://movies.netflix.com/Movie/The_Immaculate_Conception_of_Little_Dizzle/70112482?trkid=438403 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Also, for you "retards" that never went to "college" they couldn't ethically give humans a drug they knew nothing about Haha you're fucking annoyed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 i saw one on craigslist looking for gay dudes. tops and bottoms. to try an aids vaccine. i thought of this thread. but yeah i've always been more of a focus group and survey kind of guy. last summer i got paid to eat beef jerky, paid to eat pizza and some others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 focus groups ftw! i made $150 one saturday for watching some videos about health care and answering some questions....oh yeah, and free breakfast and lunch! woohoo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 https://us.testwiththebest.com/ = Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 I bet for three grand they;re going to shoot you up with some weird drug, then conduct a study on your butt hole. and it's just like a group of people huddled around your backside just looking at your butthole through a magnifying glass for hours.While wearing these suits...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 This looks corny, but it's easy money and doesn't involve bodily fluids or drug trials- http://www.focuscoasttocoast.com/index.php?x=42 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 does he look like jeff goldblum yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tae Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 i once donated some blood for a pint of Guinness, but i think they only give you biscuits now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 I have a screening in a couple days to see if I'm eligible... Then we'll see. If I get in there's a 50% chance I'll be getting $3,000 for playing xbox and eating sugar pills (placebo) for 10 days. /notbad $ummer moneyyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Or a 50 percent chance that you'll get 3,000 dollars for playing Xbox and eating breast enhancement pills for 10 days. Then again, you would have tits to play with afterwards. Any time. Lifetime (both in the sense of your lifespan and selling your story to that stupid channel) money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 STOP FILLING MY HEAD WITH LIES!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted May 21, 2012 Author Share Posted May 21, 2012 So I'm actually here at the clinic now. I got here this morning and I'll stay until noon on Wednesday, then repeat for that same pattern for the next two weeks. I got accepted into a different study though, which is only paying $1,800. The only thing they base their pay on is the amount of time you spend here. The meds I'll be taking tomorrow is actually just Prilosec, which is obviously already FDA approved and blah blah blah, they're just looking at the effects of different ways of ingestion. A lot of it is just hanging out, waiting around, reading, watching dvd's. SO in other words, I was right and you retards are retarded. Get in the van. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Go ahead and fall asleep or doze off. You are going to get drugged and probed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 "Different ways of ingestion?" HUNGRY BUTT NOM NOM NOM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted May 21, 2012 Author Share Posted May 21, 2012 Yeah, they're trying a different way for each week, two of them being given to you orally and one being given to you through a tube directly into your stomach This will be the easiest $1,800 I've ever made Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted May 22, 2012 Author Share Posted May 22, 2012 Playin fuckin ping-pong with Kunga from Tibet and Oleg from Latvia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Pics of Olga? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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