KILZ FILLZ Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Time Warner Cable and Cox Cable finally have an answer for keeping “stay at home” dogs entertained while their owners are away at work or play: DOGTV. With more than 400 hours of research to win a rating of “puppy approved,” DOGTV will feature dog-sighted views of open car windows, dogs chasing balls around the yard, piano music, and popular movies for Fido like Beverly Hills Chihuahua. For now, the show is running on both Time Warner and Cox Cable systems in San Diego, and is currently available for free. Eventually, both cable companies are expected to charge $4.99 a month for the dog-centric programming. The concept behind the idea for DOGTV is that a lonely pet left at home alone is an unhappy pet. By leaving a television set tuned to programming that some dog experts believe will be soothing and engaging, your dog’s anxiety level can be kept as low as possibly. Raising the cable bill another $5 a month might provoke anxiety in the rest of the household, however. But as people continue to spend a fortune on keeping their favorite animal companion happy, it might prove to be the one pay-per-view event some pet lovers cannot live without. http://stopthecap.com/2012/02/20/coxtime-warner-cable-adding-dogtv-cable-tv-for-stay-at-home-dogs/ What happened to just leaving a dog outside with a bone? I can already see the idiots who buy gourmet dog treats lining up around the block to sign up for this. I'm almost mad I didn't think of it. Someone is about to get paid. How much is HBO every month? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 People are progressively treating their pets more and more like humans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Realism Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 What happened to just leaving a dog outside with a bone? I'm not saying a lame premium channel is the answer, but plenty of people don't have the proper space to leave their dog outside all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 would like to feed lsd to someone and turn on dogtv /glassofoj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 I'm not saying a lame premium channel is the answer, but plenty of people don't have the proper space to leave their dog outside all day Then don't get a dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 if they weren't charging extra for it and the programming actually sounded like legit shit that my dog would appreciate i'd be all about it but nah. this ain't that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 if there were a channel were shows like law & order svu were redone with nothing but dogs as actors...yeah i'd pay 5bux a month for that shit. fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 HAHA an entire channel of AMC movies, with dogs... Robert Dogniro and Joe Poochy in Gooddogs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 People are progressively treating their pets more and more like humans which is sad because lots of people leave the parenting to a TV and then wonder why kids won't go outside ever. these dogs are gonna be more loyal to the TV than any owner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 turns out dogs can't watch television, unless its in HD. http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/canine-corner/201106/do-dogs-understand-what-they-are-seeing-television anything less than an LCD TV is below them it seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 put your tinfoil hat on for this one: i think it's a way for the big corporate media machine to brainwash dogs into turning on their owners once THEY decide to start the race war. a signal will be sent out over the airwaves that will cause dogs everywhere that have been indoctrinated by THEIR programming to ferociously attack any human they see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 This cant be real. I refuse to believe they're making a channel for whales. Thats the silliest shit ive ever heard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyar Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 will it have parental locks? dont want my dog to watch dog porn... kinda awkward walking in and seeing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Bag of Doughnuts Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Dogwhaletv=COPS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 idocracy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khartoum Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 be cheap as shit to make content for this channel wouldn't have been a hard pitch to make...I know a couple of retards that would sign up for it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Lassie re runs, and Air bud movie specials every friday Clifford and snoopy for the pups :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 fridays are howling good on dogtv 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 idocracy what if dogs really like it and it decreases the chance of your dog eating your shoes or getting into other mischief? WHAT THEN, NURGA $5 a month ain't shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 i'm gonna get my dog a job to pay for this shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Long as its not as a k-9 because as we all know, k-9's = Cops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 what if dogs really like it and it decreases the chance of your dog eating your shoes or getting into other mischief? WHAT THEN, NURGA $5 a month ain't shit despite logical arguments of it being a dogsitter, it just seems frivolous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eyar Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 I'm inventing a video game system for dogs, Donations are welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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