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TV channel for dogs.... people are Fucking retarded

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Time Warner Cable and Cox Cable finally have an answer for keeping “stay at home” dogs entertained while their owners are away at work or play: DOGTV.

 

With more than 400 hours of research to win a rating of “puppy approved,” DOGTV will feature dog-sighted views of open car windows, dogs chasing balls around the yard, piano music, and popular movies for Fido like Beverly Hills Chihuahua.

 

For now, the show is running on both Time Warner and Cox Cable systems in San Diego, and is currently available for free. Eventually, both cable companies are expected to charge $4.99 a month for the dog-centric programming.

 

The concept behind the idea for DOGTV is that a lonely pet left at home alone is an unhappy pet. By leaving a television set tuned to programming that some dog experts believe will be soothing and engaging, your dog’s anxiety level can be kept as low as possibly.

 

Raising the cable bill another $5 a month might provoke anxiety in the rest of the household, however. But as people continue to spend a fortune on keeping their favorite animal companion happy, it might prove to be the one pay-per-view event some pet lovers cannot live without.

 

http://stopthecap.com/2012/02/20/coxtime-warner-cable-adding-dogtv-cable-tv-for-stay-at-home-dogs/

 

 

 

 

 

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What happened to just leaving a dog outside with a bone?

 

I can already see the idiots who buy gourmet dog treats lining up around the block to sign up for this.

 

I'm almost mad I didn't think of it. Someone is about to get paid.

 

 

 

How much is HBO every month?

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What happened to just leaving a dog outside with a bone?

 

I'm not saying a lame premium channel is the answer, but plenty of people don't have the proper space to leave their dog outside all day

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I'm not saying a lame premium channel is the answer, but plenty of people don't have the proper space to leave their dog outside all day

 

Then don't get a dog?

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if they weren't charging extra for it and the programming actually sounded like legit shit that my dog would appreciate i'd be all about it

 

but nah. this ain't that

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if there were a channel were shows like law & order svu were redone with nothing but dogs as actors...yeah i'd pay 5bux a month for that shit. fuck you.

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HAHA

 

an entire channel of AMC movies, with dogs...

 

 

Robert Dogniro and Joe Poochy in Gooddogs

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People are progressively treating their pets more and more like humans

 

which is sad because lots of people leave the parenting to a TV and then wonder why kids won't go outside ever. these dogs are gonna be more loyal to the TV than any owner

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put your tinfoil hat on for this one: i think it's a way for the big corporate media machine to brainwash dogs into turning on their owners once THEY decide to start the race war. a signal will be sent out over the airwaves that will cause dogs everywhere that have been indoctrinated by THEIR programming to ferociously attack any human they see.

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This cant be real.

 

I refuse to believe they're making a channel for whales.

Thats the silliest shit ive ever heard.

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will it have parental locks? dont want my dog to watch dog porn...

 

 

 

kinda awkward walking in and seeing that.

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be cheap as shit to make content for this channel

 

wouldn't have been a hard pitch to make...I know a couple of retards that would sign up for it..

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Lassie re runs, and Air bud movie specials every friday

Clifford and snoopy for the pups

 

:lol:

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idocracy

 

what if dogs really like it and it decreases the chance of your dog eating your shoes or getting into other mischief?

 

WHAT THEN, NURGA

 

 

$5 a month ain't shit

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Long as its not as a k-9

 

because as we all know,

 

k-9's = Cops.

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