viperface Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 This reminds me of what Jim Gaffigan recently said about dogs "YRRRR" "REJECTED BY E-HARMONY" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 She looks like a fucking meat loaf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 what's her tag? WOOF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aumstarsbcf Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 HAHAH!! BETTER OFF DEAD FOR THE WIN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZTEKA Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Obey print in the back? Not surprised. Two pics on the front of that tumblr you posted. Would bet she's a regular contributor, self esteem boost? Would smash and never speak of it lol.... I'm a sucker for big boobs. as am i, love them big tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Fucking photobucket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Not familiar with okcupid, not sure if I'm more amused by the fact that there are several similar profiles to that guy's above, or the fact that someone on a dating site has the handle Fartparticle, lol. Would love to see what kind of chicks he's pulling down with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup forgot his password Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 I dont understand how girls with that cute a face can get that big. You'd think god wouldn't let that sort of thing happen. They're like sirens of the sea. They look human but from the neck down it's another story.... cruel, unforgiving, inhospitable—giant waves of fat that can swallow a sailor whole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 i'd smash. don't judge me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 time to join team chubb lubb bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 she looks like a beluga whale that dried up on shore/kitchen in that last photo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 This thread delivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcay Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 she looks like a beluga whale that dried up on shore/kitchen in that last photo This :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 dude that tumblr has some scust on it, and i like chubblubb 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Not gonna lie, I fapped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 you better go head and destructofy that clam fool! definitely the same bitch. wouldn't think twice. unless.........yer squeeze is easily twice as hot. in which case. flicks must be provided for proper conclusion. but you could just get right to it since theres nothing to do around here anyways... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 oh jesus. i met that girl's friend that posts all over her tumblr, marmsomething, on okcupid, and on the date i went to meet the broad, i ended up fucking her friend by the end of the night. funny that i saw the bitch naked after the fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Hahaha, you cunts are alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Responda Posted April 10, 2012 Author Share Posted April 10, 2012 aaaaahaha you fucked this one, right (in this thread)..? or the friend ? if it was the one in question please do elaborate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 nigga crackteeth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 the friend. always the friend. well actually friend's friend. i ended up taking acid at her mom's house when she was out of town and enacted my favorite action movie stunts naked off of her diving board. good times. and nightmare! what the fuck is up! i need to add you to my steady cycle of phone number updates. I just got a big fucking beast-ass suv so i can fit more motherfuckers in random skatepark excursions too. whatcha been up to son? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fictionator Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 http://beccabae.tumblr.com/archive http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Pear_Chan second picture looks like shes missing a pinky hahahah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 yeah, but smash anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 you should have gotten head from that bitch and then call it quits. atleast then you could say "i fucked a bitch on tumblr" or whatever. thats a big thing nowadays i think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 You thought you were talking to that chick, but you were actually talking to this: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 http://beccabae.tumblr.com/archive http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Pear_Chan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 I'm pretty sure okcupid is full of nothing but chicks that size or larger, with really low self esteem. However, I haven't actually looked at the site and am just basing this off the type of women that nurga crackteeth would have around from said website. my boy was just telling me how he went into his new job today and seent this girl he was talking to on okcupid working there too he showed her to me she looks like a major slore, but real fuckable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 dude that tumblr has some scust on it, and i like chubblubb yeah at first i was like "ah yee let's check out some thickness" but then i was like "ahhh hellz to the hella hell nah" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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