Dr. Scientist Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 You'll totally all here from me again if our numbers hit. I'll buy everyone a round of Bently's on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 LOL!...reminds me of mr deeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 just swooped up 5 quick picks for mega. if i win i would pay off my families debts and then cop a dope house in san francisco and in puerto vallarta , live both places.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 this is the same principle for bereaving in jeebus CANT WIN LESS YA PLAY!! DERP no, im already a winner. with $1 more than you now. why you mad tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Buy a house. Have one room all red. Red carpet,walls,chairs,pool table,jukebox. Invite everyone over to party. Then the next week invite everyone over again, but the room will be all blue. minds blown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionic commando.. Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 I'll be there ^^ with a red hat on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 I gots my ticket!!!! YA HURD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 and your chances don't increase if you buy more than 1 ticket. for the people who don't know.... now you know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 why not?...doesnt that up your chances of combinations? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted March 31, 2012 Author Share Posted March 31, 2012 ^ exactly.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted March 31, 2012 Author Share Posted March 31, 2012 2-4-23-38-46-23 did you win? unfortunately i wont know if i did because idk the numbers my work chose because I didnt go in today.. Ill know tomorrow though. Good Luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 two 23's seems kinda fishy to me....the power ball and a regular number?!...hmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 23 the day I was born, I should have played :shakes fist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 If any of you won, you would all still end up miserable. Like anyone with too much money and no class. BOOJIEE ASS MUHFUCKAS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Money are always props.... You get a check... ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 why you mad tho because of this: why not?...doesnt that up your chances of combinations? no, in fact it doesn't. regardless of how many tickets sold (or "chances of combinations"), the odds of a 6 ball drawing are always the same. 5 balls, numbers 1-56, no number repeated, mega ball 1-46... it's not a hard math formula. in fact, the odds are: 1 in 176,000,000 (src: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/30/mega-millions-odds-likely-win-640-million-jackpot_n_1391868.html) you have a better chance of getting eaten by a shark ON LAND YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF GETTINGS AIDS JERKING OFF YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF GETTING HIT BY LIGHTNING INDOORS YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE AT GETTING HIT BY A BUS WHILE FLYING ON AN AIRPLANE and your chances don't increase if you buy more than 1 ticket. for the people who don't know.... now you know... i didn't expect this from Rhode Island... props if i weren't 24'd the lottery money supports domestic terrorism and the war on drugs. thats why im against it. tax poor idiots, what do i care? i just dont appropriate the funds. thats my issue. HOWEVER.... i've always wondered what would happen if you purchased EVERY POSSIBLE NUMBER COMBINATION... especially now, if you had $176,000,000 (plus or minus $100,000,000 just to be on safe side) for a quick double up on your money ($462 milly cash value option $350milly after tax) any mathematicians wanna weigh in on this? none here? ok cool. edit again: just found this on facebook, this asshole spent $400 on tickets told him he has a better chance of getting hit by the statue of liberty that got caught in a hurricane and landed in Texas on his barstool..probably unfriended by morning... hopefully Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 You stress your points to the point of being a real lame. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 the winning ticket was sold in maryland, no word on who won it yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Fuck Maryland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 was kinda thinking if i had that much dough i'd help my broke friends out, then again they'd probably just waste it in some way that would piss me off. so i dunno, maybe i'd just pull a mr. burns with the whole deal. kinda like i already did by not buying a ticket. "i'd be happier with the dollar" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 I would have hired a wealth adviser and a team of financial experts and probably a tax accountant. They'd get things in line so I didn't fuck it up, and I'd live off of the $10M annual compounding interest, and of course in the process set up everyone I care about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 http://money.cnn.com/2007/02/20/magazines/fortune/lottery_winnings.fortune/index.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 I am too familiar with my luck in every area of my life to even think about any sort of gambling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 some greasy piece of shit i used to work with won a few grand before... probably spent it all on inflatable sheep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 I posted about the odds of shark attackj deathgs forces the chance fogf winning theis loittto http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/man-dead-in-shark-attack-20120331-1w4p8.html Fyucjiukiiung goood ffgrriend FUCK UOIU ALLLLLLLL GUCK MONEYYY YOIU CUNTSSSS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 You stress your points to the point of being a real lame. real life hazard as well. i dont have friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 could be worse...nsmb could be that guy that takes his dick out and just slaps it around his palm in public all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 2-4-23-38-46, Mega Ball 23. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topfloorbasement Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 spent $11 on tickets won $161... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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