ImChristeezy Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Mega Millions up to record $640 million jackpot; players undeterred by mega-long odds If you have a few extra bucks, you mine as well take part. People are going crazy over this though... Myself as well as about 6 others at work threw down $5 each.. It only takes one. Are you playing? If so, what would you do if you ACTUALLY won? Even if i had to share the majority of it, I'd still donate half of my part... Just not sure who to yet.. I'm horrible with money so Id probably be one of those people who wastes most of it and wont have anything to show for it...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 i knew someone would make a thread about diss shyt. hundred and 76 million to 1 odds. pssht. keeping my dollar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 if i won, i would buy 12oz from raven...make myself a mod and ban everybody but a select few. no, but seriously, after doing the 1 lump sum and taxes, you only get $270,000,000...i guess i'd kick $1,000,000 each to all my family and close friends, and spend the rest of my life traveling the world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 right in time for NY state's 10% welfare increase! OH BOY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Scientist Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 I always thought it would be awesome if they did a yearly world lottery that got into the billions. Shit would be insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 id open up a concert venue and just get my dick sucked a lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Been doing $5 quick picks, one random number generator VS. random number generator. The reality of it would take a few weeks to set in, but then I would buy a pimpn ass yacht and sail around the world to places like Manaco and Rio just enjoying. Champaine wish and caviar dreams yo. EDIT: private tutors for the kids, get them out of the shitty ass California public school system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 ^with all that money, you could also get a browser with spell check built in son. just sayin', it's 2012. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PU_local Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 florida is gay, and doesnt par take. non sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 yeah, i think california joined megamillions in 2002 or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 the lotto is a tax on people who can't do math yuckyuckyuck i copped a couple tix though i'd love to buy say, BNSF :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 i would get the people i care about out of debt, then give them enough to live "happily" ever after... the rest would be spent on coogi sweaters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 ^with all that money, you could also get a browser with spell check built in son. just sayin', it's 2012. That's why I want to get my kids out of the CA schools. Graduate from high school can't even spell diploma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steve Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 keep dreamin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup forgot his password Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 My old neighbor won the lotto. I remember her being on the news for it and everything. Funny thing was it was a nice part of town. Nice enough that she never moved to a nicer part, or did anything with the money except quit her job and live as she was already doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 "fools tax" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 take a leak out of a helicopter flying over a volcano in hawaii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 COOGI SWEATER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 made out of jade ,gold, ruby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 That Hindu dude Ask for 1 ticket, replies how many. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topfloorbasement Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 chipped in $5 in the office pool.. 50 tickets plus we won a whole $2 on Tuesday.. tossed in an extra $5 on my own and later bought another $1 with my change.. i got 6 tickets to win it all and 52 to share among 10 people.. have been day dreaming all day about what the fuck i"d do with all that cash. dude waiting in line with me earlier said that if you take the annual payment option, it's something like 19 million a year.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/03/30/mega-millions-jackpot-10-crazy-things-more-likely-than-hitting-the-winning-numbers/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux6RZacvZCM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 THE LOTTERY IS A TAX FOR PEOPLE WHO CANNOT DO MATH you have a better chance of me punching you face thru the screen also... because NOBODY WINS is the reason it gets so high to begin with. then lets say some poor indigent bastard with $1 wins... giving that fuck millions of dollars would result in MC Hammer style dumb fuckery as i type this my gf walks in with two tickets... fml, that coulda been another beer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 gotta be in it to win it! unfortunately, im not in it. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 this is the same principle for bereaving in jeebus CANT WIN LESS YA PLAY!! DERP no, im already a winner. with $1 more than you now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 next big lotto, we should start a 12oz pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 The higher the sum, the higher the tax paid back to your gov. to slowly slide you out of the shit? nsbfan for prez! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Scientist Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 next big lotto, we should start a 12oz pool. Sure, the 12oz Lottery Club, send me your dollars and I'll buy the tickets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 because i trust a monster with my money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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