ipod90 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Ok, so I am always up for a challenge. I have had this idea for a little while now but have never gone threw with it UNTIL NOW. I fucking love meat and animal products. I probably have meat with every meal I eat. I love hunting and fishing do it very regularly. I am not a member of Greenpeace or some other organization like Peta. I am happy with the way l look and my fitness level so its got nothing to do with weight loss or something else, I want test myself to see if I can do it. Two weeks might not sound like long but to me its forever. Im going try to update this thread daily and post pictures when I can. I would also like to wager something on this to keep me on track. So any ideas for that would be cool. I have been thinking something like wearing a vegan t-shirt to my firearms club meeting or something equally bad. Tips and advice would be greatly appreciated... Im an honest person so I wont lie if I throw in the towel. Hopefully in two weeks my body will clean itself out and get rid of the unwanted shit in my body, As Bill Burr would say.... Go fuck yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALEXtheLION Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 good luck with that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 lol wut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 i eat this all the time, comes in chocolate too. i've never had the schnitzel but they have chicken burgers, ham burgers, hot dogs, bbq sausages and other stuff, its fairly cheap and in the freezer at safeways/coles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALEXtheLION Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 vegetarian chicken burgers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 they're all vegan too. and they dont taste that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Un-Australian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 your a pussy if you dont go raw vegan for the last week. soy products are worse for the environment then meat products in most cases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 ha! soy bomb ass motherfuckers. i'm ok with whatever you're gonna do, just don't put them vegan burgers on a regular grill. trrrbblllll.. i googled "detox ass niggas" got this i think you'll be ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 holy shit, that font and color on the first post hurts my eyes...and i only got to the part where he says "i fucking love meat" and didn't put a "/no homo" after it. cliff notes? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 ha! soy bomb ass motherfuckers. i'm ok with whatever you're gonna do, just don't put them vegan burgers on a regular grill. trrrbblllll.. i googled "detox ass niggas" got this i think you'll be ok What are the posters behind them black fellas...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 i tried not eating meat... twice (eggs did not count, imo) the first time, it went on for about a month before i said fuck it. it was in grade 10 or 11 the second attempt was a few months ago... made it to about two or three weeks prior to this post, then started eating steak there will be no third attempt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 2 questions. 1. Why? 2. Why the fuck do we care? Your body wants meat. Eat meat. Stop being pussies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Doctors told me I can't eat red meat anymore. Fuck that. Moderation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Are you going to go full retard and not wear leather also? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted March 29, 2012 Author Share Posted March 29, 2012 Acer910 - I don't think that I am going to eat raw vegan for the last week, Maybe next week I will change my mind and do it just to make things a little more fucked up. Newer Better Bigger - Why? Well im not entirely sure. I wish I could give a straight answer but I cannot. Just something to mix things up really. I have never done something like this before so i guess it will be interesting. Why the fuck do we care? I don't think anyone cares. (I wouldn't) I think that tracking my progress on here would be the best way to do it really. Like I could have kept a diary or something but whats the fun in that? Morton - Not going full retard. Every pair of shoes I own has leather on them. So there is no way im going to wear flip flops for two weeks. Going full retard would be near impossible. Now I just got threw dinner (veggies and mash) it was not bad but super bland without gravy ect. For dessert I had cheese cake also quite bland, here this recipe http://www.food.com/recipe/vegan-cheesecake-72526 but i do worn you it's a crappy cheesecake. I am still quite hungry, a big chop or steak would go down nicely. Going to go shopping tomorrow and pick up some stuff. First night in and i am already starting to feel intolerant. peace... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntflaps Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 You're well on your way to growing a beard, wearing rolled up pipe drain trousers, t-shirts with ironic sayings, a cardigan and shopping at a fair trade market for your vegetables. Get some books on Russian architecture and you're well on your way.... Good on you for trying it I guess, I've cut down on bacon and salami but still eat chicken and fish, maybe you should have worked your way down instead of going cold turkey.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 one of my friends is vegan. he makes the best lasagna i've ever had. one of my ex-girlfriends was a vegan. she was a stupid fucking cunt. if you're missing meat, try seitan. the chicago diner uses it to make some very convincing vegan chicken fried steak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Doctors told me I can't eat red meat anymore. Whats up with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
substanceOVERhype Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 why bother? people survived for hundreds, literally, hundreds of years eating whatever they wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I was going to give you my delicious eggplant parm recipe. Then i realized that it has a TON of cheese in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 your poops are gonna be a lot cooler now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 ipod90 my man, I just had the dopest rump steak, possibly of my life, washed down with chicken wrapped in bacon, few fried eggs thrown in there too. Ya missing out my son, seriously, get back on the winning bandwagon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 the only way this could be cool was if it was a joke. it would then be a shitty joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 vegetarian chicken burgers? air chicken & tofu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 just eat lots of beans if you arent full. i think what will make this easier for you is instead of having 3 big meals a day have like 6 mini meals a day. i kinda just skimmed though so you might not have even been bitching about being hungry. but yeah, always be snackin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 tofu is actually not the worst thing on earth if you 'press it' (getting the liquid out, takes about ten minutes) then cube it, marinate and bake it for an hour, you can make some delicious barbeque i have also been flirting with being vegan, and it's going very well. soy milk will fill in for regular milk in baking and.... http://vegnews.com/articles/page.do?pageId=4358&catId=2 Chloe Coscarelli’s Top 10 Vegan Cooking Substitutes and the post punk kitchen http://www.theppk.com/ great blog for ya SO GOOD i fooled ALL my meat eating coworkers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 your going to do way more harm to your body unless you start eating right for the 2 weeks. whole foods, whole grain breads and what not. fuck soy. if you take all the protein out of your diet and your not replacing it (nuts, trail mix are easy to get protein), your gonna feel shitty. i usually eat like shit but when i do eat good foods it makes me feel way better and my poops are nice. i stay away from the prepackaged premade meals. its way more filling to make pasta with veggies than eating a whole box of soy burgers and developing breasts. also try taking an amino acid supplement or like an omega b or d. stay away from the multi vitamins though. shit will make you feel better for sure. even if your not going vegan. unlike today where i ate this: except it was chicken fingers instead of a hamburg and a hot. and french fries instead of home fries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Responda Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MyWay again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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