CityonSMASH Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 we know there not dog toys they are marketed in camoflauge for women. these are the new milineliums version of back massagers and they are skin safe and water soluble and women whom do not own a k9 are purchasing them. these are dildos not dog toys or electric toothbrushes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted March 28, 2012 Author Share Posted March 28, 2012 my 12oz efforts have depleted but straight up 60-80% of dog toys are now designed to be dildos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 This confused the shit outta me. The title should be "Dog toys are dildos" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 i thought this was going to be a thread about trading in dog toys for dildos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walid Jumblat Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Dog toys are just whale dildos that never evolved. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 women still use dildos? i thought they were all into lelos now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 mentions hot wife posts no tits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 wrong thread cheez whiz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 "You guys ready to rock... Fuck yeah, then give it up for Dog Toys For Dildos!!!" Cue shitty screamo band.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 ummm yeah its 2012 who the fuck needs to front like they are buying a dog toy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 wut.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 You've got it so twisted it's laughable. Women are buying dildos to let their dogs play with, fetch and shit. Some women feel like dildos tie them to the porn industry, which they find objectifying. They're making a statement by letting their dogs savage a bunch of synthetic dicks. I'm sure Yahoo News has covered this multiple times. Christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Dog dildos for toys? Toy dogs for dildos? Toy dildos for dogs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Yeah I thought this was going to be about dog toys that are dildos for dogs at first glance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 How do dogs actually feel about this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 thank you 357, for the much needed laughter. i laughed out loud at your post the same way i cry at a tv commercial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 there definitely is a growing trend in the closet-dildo industry for gamer women, it must have started with n64 controllers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 i've never thought to buy a dog toy and use it as a dildo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 A less popular approach is to just use a dog. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 women still use dildos? i thought they were all into lelos now. http://en.lelo.com/staticPage.php?page=tiani DAAAMN.... it looks like she can plug her ipod into it next level swedes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 i also had no clue what a lelo was. guess i'm dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Scientist Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Wait. . . whale toys or dog toys? Please clarify. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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